Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:45 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
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I'm cooking soup. The smell is wonderful. It's driving me crazy. I have to wait for some time before it's ready.
I care.
Home made soup is da' bomb!
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by John-Boy » Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:53 pm

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Mrs. Joegoat won't let me use one of her crochet hooks to get at a booger I have clinging to the inner sanctum of my right nostril.

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Because she doesn’t want it soiled? Or she thinks you might stick it all the way into your brain?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by rgcurrey » Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:24 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:53 pm
joegoat wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:33 am
Mrs. Joegoat won't let me use one of her crochet hooks to get at a booger I have clinging to the inner sanctum of my right nostril.

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Because she doesn’t want it soiled? Or she thinks you might stick it all the way into your brain?
I will go with "C" and All of the Above.
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But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by joegoat » Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:33 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:53 pm
joegoat wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:33 am
Mrs. Joegoat won't let me use one of her crochet hooks to get at a booger I have clinging to the inner sanctum of my right nostril.

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Because she doesn’t want it soiled? Or she thinks you might stick it all the way into your brain?
I will go with "C" and All of the Above.
No idea...

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:58 pm

joegoat wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:33 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:53 pm
joegoat wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:33 am
Mrs. Joegoat won't let me use one of her crochet hooks to get at a booger I have clinging to the inner sanctum of my right nostril.

Sent from my moto e5 cruise using Tapatalk
Because she doesn’t want it soiled? Or she thinks you might stick it all the way into your brain?
I will go with "C" and All of the Above.
No idea...

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*sigh*

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by joegoat » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:05 am

DepartedLight wrote:
joegoat wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:33 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 1:53 pm
joegoat wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:33 am
Mrs. Joegoat won't let me use one of her crochet hooks to get at a booger I have clinging to the inner sanctum of my right nostril.

Sent from my moto e5 cruise using Tapatalk
Because she doesn’t want it soiled? Or she thinks you might stick it all the way into your brain?
I will go with "C" and All of the Above.
No idea...

Sent from my moto e5 cruise using Tapatalk ad spam in excess. 2 minutes.
*sigh*

'tis better to seek forgiveness than ask permission.
She goes to work today and I'm off. "What she doesn't know won't hurt her."

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by AnungUnRama » Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:48 pm

Finally got the water supply lines for our clawfoot tub sorted out. I cant believe NOBODY makes a 3/4" FIP to 1/2 compression braided steel hose. That seems like it would be so simple.

Oh, and apparently nobody custom makes braided steel hoses either.

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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:07 pm

AnungUnRama wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:48 pm
Finally got the water supply lines for our clawfoot tub sorted out. I cant believe NOBODY makes a 3/4" FIP to 1/2 compression braided steel hose. That seems like it would be so simple.

Oh, and apparently nobody custom makes braided steel hoses either.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by AnungUnRama » Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:05 am

DepartedLight wrote:
AnungUnRama wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:48 pm
Finally got the water supply lines for our clawfoot tub sorted out. I cant believe NOBODY makes a 3/4" FIP to 1/2 compression braided steel hose. That seems like it would be so simple.

Oh, and apparently nobody custom makes braided steel hoses either.

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Right? I had the same thought. Now, all I have to do is find a Rembrandt at Goodwill, buy it, sell it at auction and use the proceeds to tool up.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:33 am

Lost my poor little cigar punch a few weeks ago
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:37 am

AnungUnRama wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:05 am
DepartedLight wrote:
AnungUnRama wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:48 pm
Finally got the water supply lines for our clawfoot tub sorted out. I cant believe NOBODY makes a 3/4" FIP to 1/2 compression braided steel hose. That seems like it would be so simple.

Oh, and apparently nobody custom makes braided steel hoses either.

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Business opportunity for you?
Right? I had the same thought. Now, all I have to do is find a Rembrandt at Goodwill, buy it, sell it at auction and use the proceeds to tool up.

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Some outfit probably has the necessary equipment and skills. All you'd have to do is pitch for it's profitable use during downtimes & market the product
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:43 am

Fainn wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:33 am
Lost my poor little cigar punch a few weeks ago
If you bite off and spit out the ends of you cigars, Ennio Morricone will follow you everywhere. :whistling:
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Post by FredS » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:19 pm

So we're at Sam's Club and Mrs FredS sees snow shoes on the end cap display and says we should buy some. Sounds like fun, she says. I said snow showing is, by definition, a cold weather activity and I reminded her of how she just complained of "freezing" as we walked 100' from our parked car in to the store. She said "Yeah, when you put it that way, I probably wouldn't like it."
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Post by rgcurrey » Tue Dec 03, 2019 3:36 pm

Sitting here with some fun size 100 Grand candy bars and realizing just how much I like them.
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Post by Fainn » Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:07 pm

My son broke an authentic family heirloom Christmas ornament that I bought at Dollar General last year. Then he proudly went around the house screaming, "I broke it! I broke it!"
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:11 am

Fainn wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:07 pm
My son broke an authentic family heirloom Christmas ornament that I bought at Dollar General last year. Then he proudly went around the house screaming, "I broke it! I broke it!"
I think you and I must have different definitions of 'authentic family heirloom'.
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Post by mont974x4 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:36 am

The dumpster at my apartment is overflowing with trash. One of my neighbors has parked his car and blocked it for the last two weeks.


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Post by AnungUnRama » Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:39 am

mont974x4 wrote:The dumpster at my apartment is overflowing with trash. One of my neighbors has parked his car and blocked it for the last two weeks.


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Post by DepartedLight » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:49 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 11:11 am
Fainn wrote:
Tue Dec 03, 2019 10:07 pm
My son broke an authentic family heirloom Christmas ornament that I bought at Dollar General last year. Then he proudly went around the house screaming, "I broke it! I broke it!"
I think you and I must have different definitions of 'authentic family heirloom'.
You more of a Dollar Tree guy?
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Post by DepartedLight » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:52 pm

I baked a bacon wrapped meatloaf this evening.

There is Secret Santa work in progress mayhem on the bar.
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