Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Post by Fainn » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:51 am

I bought some new shoes. I will be testing them out today.
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Post by GaryInVA » Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:24 pm

I just passed the 200 mile mark at lunch in my bike riding for July. Today is the last day of the Trek Century Challenge that prompted me to try this. The guy in first place has ridden 6,972 miles this month. He's a 63 year old grandpa from Canada. He did more riding each day than I did for the whole month.
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

But it is easier for a Lifted Ford to pass under the beam of a parking garage than it is for a Dodge Ram driver to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
Y'all crazy

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:30 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:24 pm
I just passed the 200 mile mark at lunch in my bike riding for July. Today is the last day of the Trek Century Challenge that prompted me to try this. The guy in first place has ridden 6,972 miles this month. He's a 63 year old grandpa from Canada. He did more riding each day than I did for the whole month.
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J/K, you have my respect. You've biked 200 more miles than I have this month (on a bicycle anyway)

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Post by joegoat » Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:44 pm

I hope you both have one of those special seats that allow blood flow to the buddies. I used to do around 600 miles a month when I lived in PA. I wish I was still doing that.

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Post by Jocose » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:32 pm

joegoat wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:44 pm
I hope you both have one of those special seats that allow blood flow to the buddies. I used to do around 600 miles a month when I lived in PA. I wish I was still doing that.

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On a bicycle?
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Post by ReverendThom » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:12 pm

Went golfing with my wife today. The weather
Was beautiful. I shot an 8 over ... If not counting lost balls
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Post by GaryInVA » Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:30 am

joegoat wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:44 pm
I hope you both have one of those special seats that allow blood flow to the buddies. I used to do around 600 miles a month when I lived in PA. I wish I was still doing that.

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Yes I do, a Selle Anatomica. Most comfortable bike seat I've ever perched upon.
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

But it is easier for a Lifted Ford to pass under the beam of a parking garage than it is for a Dodge Ram driver to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
Y'all crazy

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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Aug 01, 2020 6:40 am

It’s moving day.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Post by joegoat » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:22 am

Jocose wrote:
joegoat wrote:
Fri Jul 31, 2020 2:44 pm
I hope you both have one of those special seats that allow blood flow to the buddies. I used to do around 600 miles a month when I lived in PA. I wish I was still doing that.

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On a bicycle?
Yes, to the seat and the mileage.

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Post by joegoat » Sat Aug 01, 2020 7:27 am

mont974x4 wrote:It’s moving day.


Hello FredS
I pray yours goes better than ours! We're both sick now.

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Post by mont974x4 » Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:38 am

joegoat wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:It’s moving day.


Hello FredS
I pray yours goes better than ours! We're both sick now.

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I’m sorry. Praying for healing and rest.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Post by joegoat » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:16 am

mont974x4 wrote:
joegoat wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:It’s moving day.


Hello FredS
I pray yours goes better than ours! We're both sick now.

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I’m sorry. Praying for healing and rest.


Hello FredS
Thank you!

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Post by vwdeano » Sat Aug 01, 2020 4:39 pm

Just made some low carb, gluten free chocolate biscotti... the flavor is OK, but the texture is not quite the same... afraid were I to do my normal coffee dunk, it would remain in the cup...
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Post by Hovannes » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:46 pm

I just returned from moving my daughter to Los Angeles, where she landed a marketing job and an MBA program.
I miss her already :cry:
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Post by joegoat » Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:49 pm

vwdeano wrote:Just made some low carb, gluten free chocolate biscotti... the flavor is OK, but the texture is not quite the same... afraid were I to do my normal coffee dunk, it would remain in the cup...
I've never had any luck with low carb baked goods.

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Post by Fainn » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:40 pm

I had to weedeat around the muscadines today. I had to crouch down to get most of it.
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Post by Fainn » Sat Aug 01, 2020 11:27 pm

When I ask my family to help around the house.

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Post by Thunktank » Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:39 pm

I just watched Bob and Doug return to earth in the Dragon.
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Post by joegoat » Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:08 pm

The constipation has finally broken loose. Time to test the toilets in the new house.

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Post by joegoat » Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:09 pm

Thunktank wrote:I just watched Bob and Doug return to earth in the Dragon.
They've been fiddling with that hatch for awhile. Did they forget the key?

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