Easy solution: take him.
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I was able to speak to my grandmother for the first time in a year beacuse of Covid. Apparently the nursing home decked my mother out in a hazmat suit so she could talk to us on the phone since today is her 98th birthday. Solomon sang "Happy Birthday" to her.
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I totally care.
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I want an old two cylinder John Deere. It must be a flywheel start, unstyled and I prefer the exhaust stack and air cleaner be on opposite sides of the hood. Alas, the shed is low on space and I don't "need" another piece of equipment. I think I just need a small tobacco farm.
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Got my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine yesterday.
Shoulder was only a little bit sore this morning.
Tonight my armpit feels like somebody smacked me with a baseball bat there while my arm was up in the air (celebrating getting the vaccine?) - apparently a swollen lymph node in the armpit is a common side effect. Who knew?
Not that you care.

Shoulder was only a little bit sore this morning.
Tonight my armpit feels like somebody smacked me with a baseball bat there while my arm was up in the air (celebrating getting the vaccine?) - apparently a swollen lymph node in the armpit is a common side effect. Who knew?
Not that you care.

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2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
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Yeah, I care. Our daughter, and two older sisters of mine, all received the Pfizer with no issues. But pretty much everyone that I personally know that got the Moderna have had side effects, from just slight body aches, to a couple of days of flu-like symptoms. My wife and I aren't eligible yet anyway, but we're thinking of waiting for the J&J.durangopipe wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:16 amGot my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine yesterday.
Shoulder was only a little bit sore this morning.
Tonight my armpit feels like somebody smacked me with a baseball bat there while my arm was up in the air (celebrating getting the vaccine?) - apparently a swollen lymph node in the armpit is a common side effect. Who knew?
Not that you care.
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Meanwhile, there were supposed to be 3 buds over this weekend for a meet-up and end of season snipe hunt, but all cancelled, mostly due to complications from last week's Texas freeze. So now I have a Shiner's variety pack in my fridge, and a bottle of Bird Dog Bourbon in the cabinet, both purchased for the occasion.
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Sorry about the hunt being called off and not seeing your buds. I know how much I look forward to those get together.sweetandsour wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:15 pmYeah, I care. Our daughter, and two older sisters of mine, all received the Pfizer with no issues. But pretty much everyone that I personally know that got the Moderna have had side effects, from just slight body aches, to a couple of days of flu-like symptoms. My wife and I aren't eligible yet anyway, but we're thinking of waiting for the J&J.durangopipe wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 12:16 amGot my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine yesterday.
Shoulder was only a little bit sore this morning.
Tonight my armpit feels like somebody smacked me with a baseball bat there while my arm was up in the air (celebrating getting the vaccine?) - apparently a swollen lymph node in the armpit is a common side effect. Who knew?
Not that you care.
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Meanwhile, there were supposed to be 3 buds over this weekend for a meet-up and end of season snipe hunt, but all cancelled, mostly due to complications from last week's Texas freeze. So now I have a Shiner's variety pack in my fridge, and a bottle of Bird Dog Bourbon in the cabinet, both purchased for the occasion.
But I imagine those beers and bourbon will be put to good use, somehow.

My swollen lymph node is much less painful today.
No other side affects. My wife had a much rougher time a few weeks ago - sore arm and sick as a dog for a day.
Pretty much everyone over 70 in our community who wanted the vaccine has now had both doses.
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2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
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Probably not the right thread, but oh well. Anyway...
My son called today to announce that he has officially passed all of his tests and completed Battlestations at Navy Basic Training. As of today, he is officially a US Navy Sailor.
Thanks to the 'rona, there is no ability to visit and view the Pass In Review in person, but it will be posted to the Recruit Training Command's social media pages on Friday. My son will be carrying the guidon for the Pass In Review.
My son called today to announce that he has officially passed all of his tests and completed Battlestations at Navy Basic Training. As of today, he is officially a US Navy Sailor.




Thanks to the 'rona, there is no ability to visit and view the Pass In Review in person, but it will be posted to the Recruit Training Command's social media pages on Friday. My son will be carrying the guidon for the Pass In Review.
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Congratulations. Please let him know we are grateful for his service.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:53 pmProbably not the right thread, but oh well. Anyway...
My son called today to announce that he has officially passed all of his tests and completed Battlestations at Navy Basic Training. As of today, he is officially a US Navy Sailor.
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Thanks to the 'rona, there is no ability to visit and view the Pass In Review in person, but it will be posted to the Recruit Training Command's social media pages on Friday. My son will be carrying the guidon for the Pass In Review.
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Me too/also congratulating and thanking

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Anchors aweigh, my boy! And congrats!Sir Moose wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:53 pmProbably not the right thread, but oh well. Anyway...
My son called today to announce that he has officially passed all of his tests and completed Battlestations at Navy Basic Training. As of today, he is officially a US Navy Sailor.
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Thanks to the 'rona, there is no ability to visit and view the Pass In Review in person, but it will be posted to the Recruit Training Command's social media pages on Friday. My son will be carrying the guidon for the Pass In Review.
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Making corned beef hash and eggs over medium.
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Your last addition made me think of this:
Frederick Frankenstein wrote: Oh, do you like it? I’m not partial to desserts myself, but this is excellent.
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I'm eating baked mac and cheese, it's not doing much for my girlish figure but it is tasty.
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It's keto if you spit out the mac.
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Yes, all of the above and respect to him.sweetandsour wrote: ↑Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:14 amAnchors aweigh, my boy! And congrats!Sir Moose wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:53 pmProbably not the right thread, but oh well. Anyway...
My son called today to announce that he has officially passed all of his tests and completed Battlestations at Navy Basic Training. As of today, he is officially a US Navy Sailor.
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Thanks to the 'rona, there is no ability to visit and view the Pass In Review in person, but it will be posted to the Recruit Training Command's social media pages on Friday. My son will be carrying the guidon for the Pass In Review.
The Navy was one of the best experiences, ever, for my son.
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The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien
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2017 Morley - Outstanding BRATASS of the Year
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I hauled the trash to the road with Puddles (the 1947 standard Farmall Cub) tonight. She hadn't ran for several months and I figured it was a fool's errand to try starting her this evening. The 1956 Lo-Boy has the snow plow mounted so it doesn't have a ball hitch to pull the trailer. I didn't feel like rolling the trash can a quarter mile though.
It took some choke and throttle juggling, but on the third attempt she was alive and well.
Why is she called Puddles? She liked to leak especially when the rear main seal went out and she lost a quart of oil during an hour and a half of mowing. I've got just about everything fixed now, but she's 74 this year. I'll probably leak a little at that age.
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It took some choke and throttle juggling, but on the third attempt she was alive and well.
Why is she called Puddles? She liked to leak especially when the rear main seal went out and she lost a quart of oil during an hour and a half of mowing. I've got just about everything fixed now, but she's 74 this year. I'll probably leak a little at that age.
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I need to procure a new mobile device.
I do not enjoy the procurement of a new mobile device process.
I do not enjoy the procurement of a new mobile device process.
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That's a big deal, for anyone who might care.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:53 pmProbably not the right thread, but oh well. Anyway...
My son called today to announce that he has officially passed all of his tests and completed Battlestations at Navy Basic Training. As of today, he is officially a US Navy Sailor.
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Thanks to the 'rona, there is no ability to visit and view the Pass In Review in person, but it will be posted to the Recruit Training Command's social media pages on Friday. My son will be carrying the guidon for the Pass In Review.