Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:09 pm

Medicated Man wrote: STOP IT
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:10 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Medicated Man wrote: STOP IT
I don’t wanna.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by ReverendThom » Tue Jun 08, 2021 6:23 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
tuttle wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 6:39 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:37 pm
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:23 pm
We picked up the new pool key the other day. Pretty sure I'll never use the pool.
2021 is the 22nd time I’ve paid annual subdivision dues and been issued pool tags.

I’ve never even been in the club parking lot.
I should use y’all’s pools.


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Hello FredS
I'll do a bulk order of pipe fish speedos

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by ReverendThom » Tue Jun 08, 2021 7:06 pm

My falcon stem has been sitting in a USPS facility in Miami for a week now :/

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by joegoat » Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:01 pm

ReverendThom wrote:My falcon stem has been sitting in a USPS facility in Miami for a week now :/

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:12 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
tuttle wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 6:39 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:37 pm
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:23 pm
We picked up the new pool key the other day. Pretty sure I'll never use the pool.
2021 is the 22nd time I’ve paid annual subdivision dues and been issued pool tags.

I’ve never even been in the club parking lot.
I should use y’all’s pools.


Hello FredS
We’ve got a guest room open.
:chili: CPS Pool Party!!!! :chili:
Yes!


Hello FredS
I'll do a bulk order of pipe fish speedos

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Perfect.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Jun 08, 2021 8:42 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Tue Jun 08, 2021 7:06 pm
My falcon stem has been sitting in a USPS facility in Miami for a week now :/

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by joegoat » Wed Jun 09, 2021 6:45 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
ReverendThom wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
tuttle wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 6:39 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:37 pm
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:23 pm
We picked up the new pool key the other day. Pretty sure I'll never use the pool.
2021 is the 22nd time I’ve paid annual subdivision dues and been issued pool tags.

I’ve never even been in the club parking lot.
I should use y’all’s pools.


Hello FredS
We’ve got a guest room open.
:chili: CPS Pool Party!!!! :chili:
Yes!


Hello FredS
I'll do a bulk order of pipe fish speedos

Sent from my SM-G970W using Tapatalk
Perfect.


Hello FredS
I'd wear that. I'd have to do my toe touches with my back to everyone before I could swim though.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by joegoat » Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:38 am

My pool pump plumbing didn't blow apart over night. Woot!
I just pulled into work and man to I gotta poop! I hope there aren't any airplanes in the midst of a maintenance nightmare. I have one priority after my turnover. Robbie better make it quick.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 4:23 am

joegoat wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
ReverendThom wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
tuttle wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 6:39 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:37 pm
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Mon Jun 07, 2021 5:23 pm
We picked up the new pool key the other day. Pretty sure I'll never use the pool.
2021 is the 22nd time I’ve paid annual subdivision dues and been issued pool tags.

I’ve never even been in the club parking lot.
I should use y’all’s pools.


Hello FredS
We’ve got a guest room open.
:chili: CPS Pool Party!!!! :chili:
Yes!


Hello FredS
I'll do a bulk order of pipe fish speedos

Sent from my SM-G970W using Tapatalk
Perfect.


Hello FredS
I'd wear that. I'd have to do my toe touches with my back to everyone before I could swim though.

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati - When all else fails, play dead.
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Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:02 pm

Spotted a Lamborghini in the wild today.


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Post by Stanley76 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:35 pm

I live a short distance east of Bath NC. Blackbeard the pirate actually lived there and had a house until he died at the hand of Lt. John Maynard of the Royal British Navy in Ocracoke Inlet. Anyway, I was thinking about the man who's real name was possibly Edward Teach or Edward Thatch. I doubt his friends called him "Blackbeard" so I was wondering if they called him Ed or Eddie? Guess I'll never know but Eddie the Pirate does have a certain ring to it.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:39 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Jun 10, 2021 12:02 pm
Spotted a Lamborghini in the wild today.


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That's almost as rare as a pipe in the wild.
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Post by Sir Moose » Thu Jun 10, 2021 2:57 pm

I found a dead bullfrog in our driveway. It was very, very dead. And flat (it's possible he'd been run over at some point). And stiff--which made clean up easier.

As far as I know, the nearest pond with bullfrogs is almost 1/2 mile away. I don't know if he got lost or if a bird dropped him. I say "him," but I didn't actually check.
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Post by joegoat » Thu Jun 10, 2021 4:49 pm

Not our plane, but here's an APU inlet screen plastered with cicadas. So many of them flew down the pipe that it caused an auto shutdown. Something about the whine if a running APU makes them swarm around the tail of the plane.
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Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jun 10, 2021 5:11 pm

joegoat wrote:Not our plane, but here's an APU inlet screen plastered with cicadas. So many of them flew down the pipe that it caused an auto shutdown. Something about the whine if a running APU makes them swarm around the tail of the plane.
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That does not look like a fun cleanup.


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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by joegoat » Thu Jun 10, 2021 5:55 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
joegoat wrote:Not our plane, but here's an APU inlet screen plastered with cicadas. So many of them flew down the pipe that it caused an auto shutdown. Something about the whine if a running APU makes them swarm around the tail of the plane.
Image

Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati - When all else fails, play dead.
That does not look like a fun cleanup.


Hello FredS
Yeah, I glad I'm not up next to a hot APU on a 90 something degree say anymore.

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Post by joegoat » Thu Jun 10, 2021 6:11 pm

I just dropped a raisin down the front of my bib overalls. I did a dance of sorts that most closely resembled a scottish highland dance to get it out. The raisin was then eaten by my dog.

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Post by sweetandsour » Fri Jun 11, 2021 5:37 am

Golf game yesterday was pretty tough, 95 deg, 105 heat index. But, I shot an 89, and got closest to the pin on 2 of the par 3 holes, which was good enough to win $44, enough to pay for my game and gas, and a cocktail and a cup of shrimp gumbo for my wife and I at dinner.
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Post by Fainn » Fri Jun 11, 2021 12:55 pm

I sing the baby shark song to my son so he would take a bath I'm either a great dad or a lame one.
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