Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

ArtGuy · Post by **ArtGuy** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:01 am

I know two people who have been on reality TV shows and I can tear a phone book in half with my bare hands.

FlyCruiser · Post by **FlyCruiser** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:03 am

ArtGuy wrote:I can tear a phone book in half with my bare hands.

The Yellow Pages or the 23 page directory for Verbena, Alabama?

ArtGuy · Post by **ArtGuy** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:11 am

I have not tried a huge city like Chicago yet but I can do the phone book for lafayette indiana. It's about 2 inches thick or so. My boss at work made me demonstrate it for him as he did not believe me lol.

Del · Post by **Del** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:15 am

serapion wrote:I am somehow related to the composer of "Bibbity Bobbity Boo" the song from the Disney movie "Bednobs and Broomsticks".

That song was from Cinderella originally. I have no idea if it was reprised in Bedknobs, though.

FlyCruiser · Post by **FlyCruiser** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:16 am

ha.. Still a feat I'd say!

ArtGuy · Post by **ArtGuy** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:19 am

I also went to 1st and 2nd grade with Arlo Guthrie's daughter Cathy in a little town called Beckett Mass. My dad used to hang out with him on Sundays in a little tavern called the Vagabond while my brother and I played pinball and space invaders.

adauria · Post by **adauria** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:23 am

- I just had a vasectomy last week

- I prefer a good sirloin to a good filet mignon

- I was born on a Saturday

- I think owning movie DVDs is stupid, except for kid DVDs

- I can crack my back at will

- I was a good high school wrestler until the knee surgery

-Andrew

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:26 am

I once stayed in a hotel at the same time as Gregg Allman, and met him.

Post by **John-Boy** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:34 am

I attended the same high school as Don Adams' children - but they were gone before I got there.

I taught at the same high school Martin Lawrence attended - but he was gone before I got there.

One of my former students has performed on Broadway - but I taught math, not theater.

FlyCruiser · Post by **FlyCruiser** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:39 am

John-Boy wrote:I attended the same high school as Don Adams' children - but they were gone before I got there.

I taught at the same high school Martin Lawrence attended - but he was gone before I got there.

One of my former students has performed on Broadway - but I taught math, not theater.

Heck, I didn't even know you were a teacher..

colton · Post by **colton** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:39 am

FlyCruiser wrote:
John-Boy wrote:I attended the same high school as Don Adams' children - but they were gone before I got there.

I taught at the same high school Martin Lawrence attended - but he was gone before I got there.

One of my former students has performed on Broadway - but I taught math, not theater.
Heck, I didn't even know you were a teacher..

Heck, I didn't even know I'd made it into his signature.

ArtGuy · Post by **ArtGuy** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:41 am

I have been spending the last week or so building a shed in my back yard. Vinyl siding and all. It's 10 x 12 feet with a skylight.

FlyCruiser · Post by **FlyCruiser** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:45 am

ArtGuy wrote:I have been spending the last week or so building a shed in my back yard. Vinyl siding and all. It's 10 x 12 feet with a skylight.

Are you not done with that thing yet?? Didn't I see on Facebook where you started that thing like... a long time ago or something? j/k! Gonna be a workshop/shed or just shed?

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:47 am

I just finished building my new back deck.

I am going on vacation to Colorado Springs tomorrow, and I am taking a kilt.

I like cheesy vampyre novels.

FlyCruiser · Post by **FlyCruiser** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:52 am

I'm completely and utterly bored so I'll post another one.
My name is Wesley and I'm addicted to Toyota Land Cruisers.
I have 5 Toyota Land Cruisers.... I need help. Or a better savings plan either one..

UncleBob · Post by **UncleBob** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:54 am

adauria wrote:- I just had a vasectomy last week

Wait.. WHAT? Good God man!

I know that you married guys obviously can be talked into things but COME ON!

That is all.

Del · Post by **Del** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:09 am

adauria wrote:- I just had a vasectomy last week

sigh... I had a vastectomy in 1994. (I was not so excited about my faith then as I am now.)

But had I known the long-term detriment it would have to my marriage, I would have listened to the Pope more closely. (twice in my life, I thought I was smarter than the Pope. I was wrong both times)

Anyhow.... that's boring details about me.

I hope your experience is much better.

Jocose · Post by **Jocose** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:50 am

We went to disneyland and knott's berry earlier this summer,Im a pretty big guy and got stuck on a ride,the bar that holds you in wouldnt come up,it took them 10 minutes to get me out,the crowd cheered when I was freed.

Post by **John-Boy** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:35 am

On my last roller coaster ride I started screaming before the car started moving.

mountainman · Post by **mountainman** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:45 am

I have only ridden one roller coaster in my life. I was in Utah, on a mission trip with my youth group, the summer after my senior year of high school.