Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Nov 02, 2017 7:32 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:27 am
I was sent into the store for milk, but returned with five very nice honey crisp apples as well. I just couldn't resist.
I care. I have a single honey crisp ripening. 2 days tops. Mmmm-M!
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Post by Dlibbon » Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:46 am

My wife brought home a stray dog. Now I’m looking for a home for a stray wife.


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Post by FredS » Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:28 am

Dlibbon wrote:
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My wife brought home a stray dog. Now I’m looking for a home for a stray wife.
Be careful. You don't want to send her into the arms of another dog.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:57 am

Dlibbon wrote:
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My wife brought home a stray dog. Now I’m looking for a home for a stray wife.


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Post by Dlibbon » Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:34 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
Dlibbon wrote:
Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:46 am
My wife brought home a stray dog. Now I’m looking for a home for a stray wife.


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Post by hugodrax » Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:40 pm

Dlibbon wrote:
Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:34 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Dlibbon wrote:
Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:46 am
My wife brought home a stray dog. Now I’m looking for a home for a stray wife.


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Oh, this is going to be a good story.
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Post by durangopipe » Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:44 pm

Does she shed?
Not the dog ...
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Post by Roadmaster » Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:35 pm

Had a good one or at least I thought so but deleted it - off color.
PM me if you want to know.
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Post by Roadmaster » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:38 pm

self-cleaning model
Is this two words or three?
Truth be known I just wanted to say self-cleaning model.
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Post by Dlibbon » Sat Nov 04, 2017 5:48 pm

Smoked ribs all afternoon for dinner. Well worth it.


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Post by DepartedLight » Sat Nov 04, 2017 6:50 pm

I have a single poker. Smooth SMS Meer.

I love the poker when I love the poker.

It's been months since I've picked up this pipe. Last three or four days she's seen a lot of action. In a good way.
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Post by UncleBob » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:09 pm

I went to a quinceanera mass today.
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Post by wosbald » Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:34 pm

+JMJ+
UncleBob wrote:
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I went to a quinceanera mass today.
Had never heard of that. Cool beans.




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Post by Tatanka » Sun Nov 05, 2017 12:13 pm

Me neither. CooLER beans.
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Post by JudgeRusty » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:11 pm

I am glad I do not have a good camera. The top of my scales is glass which caused some concerns about glass's reflective properties.
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Post by hugodrax » Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:17 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
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I am glad I do not have a good camera. The top of my scales is glass which caused some concerns about glass's reflective properties.
Heh. One of our Rules of Judicial Conduct says that Commonwealth judges must avoid the mere appearance of impropriety. Posting an up-robe selfie is probably not the best idea.
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Post by UncleBob » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:15 am

Can't sleep. Thanks, insomnia.
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Post by Sir Moose » Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:23 am

UncleBob wrote:
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Can't sleep. Thanks, insomnia.
Can't sleep. Thanks, late shifts.
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Post by gaining_age » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:24 am

I've ordered a book-- it may arrive today. I hope so.

It's an academic book (EE based-- cmos and analog circuits).
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Post by Skip » Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:43 am

The seasons have turned. I just unhooked, drained, and coiled the hoses and opened the valves on the rain barrels. Within a week or two, I'll have to mow the last time and then invert the garage.
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