Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:51 pm

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I ummmmm ... I uh .... discovered a picture on Twitter of A_Morley in the bathtub. I'm still trying to process.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by A_Morley » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:51 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:37 pm
I ummmmm ... I uh .... discovered a picture on Twitter of A_Morley in the bathtub. I'm still trying to process.
You follow me on twitter?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:54 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:51 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:37 pm
I ummmmm ... I uh .... discovered a picture on Twitter of A_Morley in the bathtub. I'm still trying to process.
You follow me on twitter?
He likes naked men.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by A_Morley » Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:00 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:54 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:51 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:37 pm
I ummmmm ... I uh .... discovered a picture on Twitter of A_Morley in the bathtub. I'm still trying to process.
You follow me on twitter?
He likes naked men.
It's just the one picture and you can't see anything in it. The rest of you should follow me on Twitter as well. It'll keep me from having to hold forth on CPS on topics other than pipe smoking. It's like unfiltered access to my brain. What could be better?
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Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:04 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:00 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:54 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:51 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:37 pm
I ummmmm ... I uh .... discovered a picture on Twitter of A_Morley in the bathtub. I'm still trying to process.
You follow me on twitter?
He likes naked men.
It's just the one picture and you can't see anything in it. The rest of you should follow me on Twitter as well. It'll keep me from having to hold forth on CPS on topics other than pipe smoking. It's like unfiltered access to my brain. What could be better?
I don't know...how much time do you have?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by A_Morley » Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:09 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:04 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:00 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:54 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:51 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:37 pm
I ummmmm ... I uh .... discovered a picture on Twitter of A_Morley in the bathtub. I'm still trying to process.
You follow me on twitter?
He likes naked men.
It's just the one picture and you can't see anything in it. The rest of you should follow me on Twitter as well. It'll keep me from having to hold forth on CPS on topics other than pipe smoking. It's like unfiltered access to my brain. What could be better?
I don't know...how much time do you have?
Not as much as I need, just like the rest of us. Apparently, I still need to have some sort of social media presence if I am to remain viable in the not for profit arts and entertainment industry. Twitter is a small enough imposition and it has already helped me promote various performances and projects.
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Post by durangopipe » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:10 pm

Mrs. DP, while passing through my office one day earlier this week, remarked that all those pipes on every flat surface appear “untidy.” She wondered if I might rather have a cabinet for them. With a glass door. To keep them from getting dusty.

(And to reduce UV exposure on the stems, I thought.)

Would I?
Would I!

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Post by Goose55 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:17 pm

I see faces in my firewood pile
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Post by hugodrax » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:20 pm

Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:17 pm
I see faces in my firewood pile
Does your neighbor have a boat?
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Post by Goose55 » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:26 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:20 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:17 pm
I see faces in my firewood pile
Does your neighbor have a boat?
An RV, but no boat
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Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:35 pm

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Skip » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:50 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:25 pm
Skip wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:56 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:46 pm
I've appeared in Much Ado About Nothing more often than in any other Shakespeare play. The Tempest is a close second, followed by A Midsummer Night's Dream. I have reread Titus Andronicus more than any other play.
I need to know: which roles in Much Ado About Nothing? Your natural expression would be an amazing Don John. Benedick? A natural. Antonio. Damn, son, you'd make a good Beatrice with a shave and wax...
I've appeared as Verges, Dogberry, Antonio, Don Pedro, and the sexton. Much Ado is one of those plays that I'd prefer no to appear in again, but I'd still do it if I got the call.
I can see all those. Don Pedro seems too pedestrian a role for you, frankly. Had you said Claudio, I would've been disappointed.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by A_Morley » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:47 pm

Skip wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:50 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:25 pm
Skip wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:56 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:46 pm
I've appeared in Much Ado About Nothing more often than in any other Shakespeare play. The Tempest is a close second, followed by A Midsummer Night's Dream. I have reread Titus Andronicus more than any other play.
I need to know: which roles in Much Ado About Nothing? Your natural expression would be an amazing Don John. Benedick? A natural. Antonio. Damn, son, you'd make a good Beatrice with a shave and wax...
I've appeared as Verges, Dogberry, Antonio, Don Pedro, and the sexton. Much Ado is one of those plays that I'd prefer no to appear in again, but I'd still do it if I got the call.
I can see all those. Don Pedro seems too pedestrian a role for you, frankly. Had you said Claudio, I would've been disappointed.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:57 pm

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Post by A_Morley » Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:59 pm

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Post by SockPuppeh » Fri Dec 15, 2017 11:49 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:47 pm
Skip wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:50 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:25 pm
Skip wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 4:56 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:46 pm
I've appeared in Much Ado About Nothing more often than in any other Shakespeare play. The Tempest is a close second, followed by A Midsummer Night's Dream. I have reread Titus Andronicus more than any other play.
I need to know: which roles in Much Ado About Nothing? Your natural expression would be an amazing Don John. Benedick? A natural. Antonio. Damn, son, you'd make a good Beatrice with a shave and wax...
I've appeared as Verges, Dogberry, Antonio, Don Pedro, and the sexton. Much Ado is one of those plays that I'd prefer no to appear in again, but I'd still do it if I got the call.
I can see all those. Don Pedro seems too pedestrian a role for you, frankly. Had you said Claudio, I would've been disappointed.
Sip manages to combine two transcendent natures: one wise, the other dudical.
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Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:40 am

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Post by hugodrax » Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:58 am

JohnnyMcPiperson wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 9:40 am
Enjoying a Saturday with the gremlin :)

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Great picture!
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by ReverendThom » Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:53 pm

A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:51 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:37 pm
I ummmmm ... I uh .... discovered a picture on Twitter of A_Morley in the bathtub. I'm still trying to process.
You follow me on twitter?
I felt obliged to after seeing that
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Post by hugodrax » Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:59 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:53 pm
A_Morley wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:51 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:37 pm
I ummmmm ... I uh .... discovered a picture on Twitter of A_Morley in the bathtub. I'm still trying to process.
You follow me on twitter?
I felt obliged to after seeing that
Told you he liked naked men. :)
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