Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Post by FredS » Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:10 pm

I made a grilled cheese samich for lunch. It was gouda.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Bloodhound » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:03 pm

FredS wrote:
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I made a grilled cheese samich for lunch. It was gouda.
That was kinda cheesy
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:09 pm

I was just informed that we are going to a dinner party tonight. It should come as no surprise that I disapprove.

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Post by Bloodhound » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:21 pm

I would never presume to give advise, but maybe you could point out that someone could be working on a dissertation... :)
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Post by coco » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:23 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:21 pm
I would never presume to give advise, but maybe you could point out that someone could be working on a dissertation... :)
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:27 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:21 pm
I would never presume to give advise, but maybe you could point out that someone could be working on a dissertation... :)
Me <--- No Fool

I ain't sayin' nuttin', officer.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Fri Feb 09, 2018 5:41 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:27 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 4:21 pm
I would never presume to give advise, but maybe you could point out that someone could be working on a dissertation... :)
Me <--- No Fool

I ain't sayin' nuttin', officer.

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Post by Skip » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:17 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:09 pm
Skip wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:36 am
I can't wait...
Appears you will have to.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:47 pm

I had lunch at a BBQ joint today that was so good you'd consider moving your family so you could eat there weekly.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:38 pm

Skip wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:17 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:09 pm
Skip wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:36 am
I can't wait...
Appears you will have to.
Inconceivable!
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
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Post by sweetandsour » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:46 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:47 pm
I had lunch at a BBQ joint today that was so good you'd consider moving your family so you could eat there weekly.
Thread win.

Name the joint, and location? Thread fail.
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Post by sweetandsour » Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:50 am

I fell asleep on the couch this, or last, evening, and just got woke up with a lick on the face from my dog. I let her out, smoked some Dark Star dgt, and now I'm wide awake at 3 a.m..
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Post by JudgeRusty » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:46 am

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:38 pm
Skip wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:17 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 12:09 pm
Skip wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:36 am
I can't wait...
Appears you will have to.
Inconceivable!
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
That is the line I normally would have responded with, but in this instance, I agree with Vizzini.
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Post by GaryInVA » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:42 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:46 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:47 pm
I had lunch at a BBQ joint today that was so good you'd consider moving your family so you could eat there weekly.
Thread win.

Name the joint, and location? Thread fail.
Fargo's in Bryan, TX.
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Post by Hovannes » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:49 am

I am not going to the International Ag Expo in Tulare this year :(

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:52 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:42 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:46 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:47 pm
I had lunch at a BBQ joint today that was so good you'd consider moving your family so you could eat there weekly.
Thread win.

Name the joint, and location? Thread fail.
Fargo's in Bryan, TX.
We're making a road trip up there next weekend just to try Fargo's.
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Post by sweetandsour » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:58 am

JimVH wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:52 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:42 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 2:46 am
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:47 pm
I had lunch at a BBQ joint today that was so good you'd consider moving your family so you could eat there weekly.
Thread win.

Name the joint, and location? Thread fail.
Fargo's in Bryan, TX.
We're making a road trip up there next weekend just to try Fargo's.
Thread fail, definitely.
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Post by Bloodhound » Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:27 pm

Our taxes are done! :chili: :chili: :chili: This has to be some kind of record for me...done before Valentines Day

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Post by DepartedLight » Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:54 pm

I am going to the Chicago Pipe show this year. First time. I am very stoked. People at work do not get it at all.
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Post by Pepik » Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:36 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:54 pm
I am going to the Chicago Pipe show this year. First time. I am very stoked. People at work do not get it at all.
Thread Failus Majorus.
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