Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by John-Boy » Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:29 am

FredS wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:35 pm
... then I wished them a good evening, excused myself, and went inside.
I totally read that as "... exposed myself, and went inside." Well that's an approach I haven't heard in a while.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Skip » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:57 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:29 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:35 pm
... then I wished them a good evening, excused myself, and went inside.
I totally read that as "... exposed myself, and went inside." Well that's an approach I haven't heard in a while.
So you've heard it before? Do tell...
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by John-Boy » Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:58 pm

Skip wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:57 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:29 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:35 pm
... then I wished them a good evening, excused myself, and went inside.
I totally read that as "... exposed myself, and went inside." Well that's an approach I haven't heard in a while.
So you've heard it before? Do tell...
I promised Fred it would be our secret. But let's just say don't knock on his door and ask for a cup of sugar.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:00 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:58 pm
Skip wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:57 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:29 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:35 pm
... then I wished them a good evening, excused myself, and went inside.
I totally read that as "... exposed myself, and went inside." Well that's an approach I haven't heard in a while.
So you've heard it before? Do tell...
I promised Fred it would be our secret. But let's just say don't knock on his door and ask for a cup of sugar.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:06 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:58 pm
Skip wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:57 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:29 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:35 pm
... then I wished them a good evening, excused myself, and went inside.
I totally read that as "... exposed myself, and went inside." Well that's an approach I haven't heard in a while.
So you've heard it before? Do tell...
I promised Fred it would be our secret. But let's just say don't knock on his door and ask for a cup of sugar.
Yer mom still does.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by John-Boy » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:26 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:06 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:58 pm
Skip wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:57 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:29 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:35 pm
... then I wished them a good evening, excused myself, and went inside.
I totally read that as "... exposed myself, and went inside." Well that's an approach I haven't heard in a while.
So you've heard it before? Do tell...
I promised Fred it would be our secret. But let's just say don't knock on his door and ask for a cup of sugar.
Yer mom still does.
Yeah, we've talked to her about it but she's set in her ways.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by SockPuppeh » Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:46 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:26 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:06 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:58 pm
Skip wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:57 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:29 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:35 pm
... then I wished them a good evening, excused myself, and went inside.
I totally read that as "... exposed myself, and went inside." Well that's an approach I haven't heard in a while.
So you've heard it before? Do tell...
I promised Fred it would be our secret. But let's just say don't knock on his door and ask for a cup of sugar.
Yer mom still does.
Yeah, we've talked to her about it but she's set in her ways.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by John-Boy » Mon Feb 19, 2018 3:40 pm

SockPuppeh wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:46 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:26 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:06 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:58 pm
Skip wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 12:57 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:29 am
FredS wrote:
Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:35 pm
... then I wished them a good evening, excused myself, and went inside.
I totally read that as "... exposed myself, and went inside." Well that's an approach I haven't heard in a while.
So you've heard it before? Do tell...
I promised Fred it would be our secret. But let's just say don't knock on his door and ask for a cup of sugar.
Yer mom still does.
Yeah, we've talked to her about it but she's set in her ways.
mabe yu shuldnt b laik fred
Don't say that 'till you've seen him w/o pants. Just sayin'.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:46 pm

I have a couple inches.

Of Snow! Snow I'm saying!

The driveway is cleared. Mrs FredS isn't home. The poor old Mini wanted to go to play. Donuts we're made. Curbs were barley bumped sliding around corners. I wasn't exactly like Ken Block (the Mini makes maybe 18 hp) but I had fun nonetheless.

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Post by ReverendThom » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:37 pm

I waved hi to uncle Bob today. He did not wave back. :(Image

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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:57 pm

Fantastic long weekend. I took my Pete 924 Shamrock out of the cellar and abused it all weekend. I have neglected its coloring.
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Post by sweetandsour » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:11 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:37 pm
I waved hi to uncle Bob today. He did not wave back. :(Image

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by durangopipe » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:15 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:11 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:37 pm
I waved hi to uncle Bob today. He did not wave back. :(Image

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My wife and I are watching Airplane! tonight.
Dang!
That’s a big airplane.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by durangopipe » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:16 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:11 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:37 pm
I waved hi to uncle Bob today. He did not wave back. :(Image

Sent from my SM-G935W8 using Tapatalk
My wife and I are watching Airplane! tonight.
Dang!
That’s a big airplane.
. . . be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God in Christ forgave you. Ephesians 4:32 (NKJV)

The most improper job of any man, even saints, is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.. J.R.R. Tolkien

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Post by sweetandsour » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:43 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:16 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:11 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:37 pm
I waved hi to uncle Bob today. He did not wave back. :(Image

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My wife and I are watching Airplane! tonight.
Dang!
That’s a big airplane.
A Texas airplane. Can land in Midland and Lubbock at the same time. Exit back if you want to go to Midland. Front, and you're in Lubbock.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:16 am

ReverendThom wrote:
Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:37 pm
I waved hi to uncle Bob today. He did not wave back. :(Image

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Don't care.

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Post by Cleon » Tue Feb 20, 2018 10:48 am

It is supposed to get into the mid 70s today and I'm so excited I can barely stay at my desk.
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Post by sweetandsour » Tue Feb 20, 2018 11:06 am

Walmart stock was down to 94 a few mins ago, a good buy, but it may go lower. My trigger finger is itchy, but I'm being patient. Ok, I'm going to buy some if it gets to 92.
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Post by dasmokeryaget » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:01 pm

Skip wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:53 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Gabriel wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:22 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:16 pm
FredS wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:54 pm
Fred's Dark &Twisted Thought Of the DayImage

Perhaps the FB bickering over gun control and mental health funding in the aftermath of another school shooting is a sign I should give it up for Lent. Give up facebook that is, not shooting school children.
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He's a good egg. I've shared beer, bbq and pipes with him and Mrs Das. He's just way more interested in discussing politics than I am and one of his friends really ticked me off. The guy apologized for it, but still, as my daughters would say 'too much drama'. And just a few days after I posted this strip. I need to heed the advice of Jesus. I like Chuck for Chuck, not his politics and certainly not the politics of his friends.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:29 pm

dasmokeryaget wrote:
Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:01 pm
Skip wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:53 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:51 am
FredS wrote:
Gabriel wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:22 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:16 pm
FredS wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:54 pm
Fred's Dark &Twisted Thought Of the DayImage

Perhaps the FB bickering over gun control and mental health funding in the aftermath of another school shooting is a sign I should give it up for Lent. Give up facebook that is, not shooting school children.
Did the next best thing. Unfollowed das.
I’m afraid I did that long ago. Just wasn’t worth it. I’d still like to hang out with him sometime when he’s in IL, but I didn’t need his FB persona.
He's a good egg. I've shared beer, bbq and pipes with him and Mrs Das. He's just way more interested in discussing politics than I am and one of his friends really ticked me off. The guy apologized for it, but still, as my daughters would say 'too much drama'. And just a few days after I posted this strip. I need to heed the advice of Jesus. I like Chuck for Chuck, not his politics and certainly not the politics of his friends.

Image
There is one person from here that I added on FB last year during the election. They didn't even make it 48 hours before I unfollowed lol
In most cases for me, it doesn't come down to a particular view, just the share-share-share-share-share-share-share-share cycle of fourteen posts on the same topic. Okay. We got it. You're pissed about this. Take a break already.
Apparently I run in completely different circles and a totally different culture than you guys. I'm good with it
Yes, you do. You're far to the right of me at least, and you like to talk about. And about the people you disagree with. You like to do that a lot. More than I do that's for sure, so instead of quibbling about it's best I just check out.

The cool thing is that we don't have that problem when we're sitting across the table from each other in real life so I hope we continue to do that whenever we're close to each other.
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