Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Post by DepartedLight » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:20 pm

Pens play tonight. I have some Wessex Campaign cube cut and drying in the Joshoooooooowah ‘bakky bowl of coolness. The pipe of interest has yet to be indentified. There’s lots of time.
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Post by JimVH » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:22 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:20 pm
Pens play tonight. I have some Wessex Campaign cube cut and drying in the Joshoooooooowah ‘bakky bowl of coolness. The pipe of interest has yet to be indentified. There’s lots of time.
A win tonight will put them back in first, no?

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Post by durangopipe » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:37 pm

I loaded a pipe this morning and then had students in my office all day and never smoked it.
Tomorrow, I’ll breathe some moist breath into the bowl and hope it isn’t too terribly dry.

Not that you care.
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:46 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:37 pm
I loaded a pipe this morning and then had students in my office all day and never smoked it.
Tomorrow, I’ll breathe some moist breath into the bowl and hope it isn’t too terribly dry.

Not that you care.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that breathes on a dry bowl. Gets some odd looks.
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Post by coco » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:04 pm

Duérmete niño, duérmete ya...
Que viene el Coco y te comerá.

Sleep child, sleep now...
Here comes the Coco and he will eat you
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Post by gaining_age » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:08 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:04 pm
Duérmete niño, duérmete ya...
Que viene el Coco y te comerá.

Sleep child, sleep now...
Here comes the Coco and he will eat you
"El Coco" is the Latino name for the bogeyman.
"uh oh"

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Post by FredS » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:37 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:04 pm
Duérmete niño, duérmete ya...
Que viene el Coco y te comerá.

Sleep child, sleep now...
Here comes the Coco and he will eat you
"El Coco" is the Latino name for the bogeyman.
Works in English too.
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Post by DepartedLight » Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:13 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:22 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:20 pm
Pens play tonight. I have some Wessex Campaign cube cut and drying in the Joshoooooooowah ‘bakky bowl of coolness. The pipe of interest has yet to be indentified. There’s lots of time.
A win tonight will put them back in first, no?
10-4 and puck drop just happened. ;)
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Post by Sir Moose » Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:54 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:28 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:45 pm
I just impulse ordered a new holster.
Which one?
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Post by Hovannes » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:30 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 10:54 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:28 am
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:45 pm
I just impulse ordered a new holster.
Which one?
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Post by tim_witten » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:51 am

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I used to throw the shot put
My right shoulder issues are from throwing the shot put, kind of a crappy sports injury story.

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Post by Cleon » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:41 am

My hairline has receded a lot in the last year. Like Dracula.
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Post by jruegg » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:44 am

Cleon wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:41 am
My hairline has receded a lot in the last year. Like Dracula.
Like this guy from History Channel's 'Forged in Fire?'
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Post by mont974x4 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:48 am

jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:44 am
Cleon wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:41 am
My hairline has receded a lot in the last year. Like Dracula.
Like this guy from History Channel's 'Forged in Fire?'
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Where's the boosh?
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by jruegg » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:52 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:48 am
jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:44 am
Cleon wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:41 am
My hairline has receded a lot in the last year. Like Dracula.
Like this guy from History Channel's 'Forged in Fire?'
Image
Where's the boosh?
Image
Image

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Post by Cleon » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:59 am

jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:52 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:48 am
jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:44 am
Cleon wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:41 am
My hairline has receded a lot in the last year. Like Dracula.
Like this guy from History Channel's 'Forged in Fire?'
Image
Where's the boosh?
Image
Woah. Not as bad as either one of the above. Just noticeable. My wife made a comment. :cry:
"Let the little children come to Me, and do not forbid them; for of such is the kingdom of heaven" - Jesus

"More people need to put their big boy britches on." - JMG

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Post by jruegg » Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:01 am

Cleon wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:59 am
jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:52 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:48 am
jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:44 am
Cleon wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:41 am
My hairline has receded a lot in the last year. Like Dracula.
Like this guy from History Channel's 'Forged in Fire?'
Image
Where's the boosh?
Image
Woah. Not as bad as either one of the above. Just noticeable. My wife made a comment. :cry:
It'll be ok. There are support groups for this sort of thing.
https://www.hairclub.com/
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Post by Cleon » Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:14 am

jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:01 am
Cleon wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:59 am
jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:52 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:48 am
jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:44 am
Cleon wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:41 am
My hairline has receded a lot in the last year. Like Dracula.
Like this guy from History Channel's 'Forged in Fire?'
Image
Where's the boosh?
Image
Woah. Not as bad as either one of the above. Just noticeable. My wife made a comment. :cry:
It'll be ok. There are support groups for this sort of thing.
https://www.hairclub.com/
Ha. I once worked with a guy that took a week off to get plugs. When he came back his face looked like a baboon's butt and he wore a hat for the next two weeks. Never said a word to anyone. Like we wouldn't notice. Isn't that the point?
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Post by Roadmaster » Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:47 am

Cleon wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:41 am
My hairline has receded a lot in the last year. Like Dracula.
Must be rubbing it on the headboard.
All jokes aside I had a bald spot on the back when Mrs R and I first got married.
She had me wash my hair every other day and use Aussie® 3 Minute Miracle Moist Deep Conditioning Treatment .
My bald spot has since filled in.
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Post by mont974x4 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 9:56 am

jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:52 am
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:48 am
jruegg wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:44 am
Cleon wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:41 am
My hairline has receded a lot in the last year. Like Dracula.
Like this guy from History Channel's 'Forged in Fire?'
Image
Where's the boosh?
Image
There is it. How much is shipping?
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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