Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:01 am

Skip wrote:
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DepartedLight wrote:
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I board in about half an hour to return from The now infamous Not the Chicago Pipe Show Weekend.

Mr. Winton was most kind an gracious. Gabe had an offer that if a rental car was in hand, I probably would have gone over. 2x7 laughed me. A lot. That’s ok. I finally laught at me even more.

I’ll never live this down.
I thought you were joking.
I got that a lot.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by TwoXseveN » Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:28 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:01 am
Skip wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:06 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:30 am
I board in about half an hour to return from The now infamous Not the Chicago Pipe Show Weekend.

Mr. Winton was most kind an gracious. Gabe had an offer that if a rental car was in hand, I probably would have gone over. 2x7 laughed me. A lot. That’s ok. I finally laught at me even more.

I’ll never live this down.
I thought you were joking.
I got that a lot.
I don't recall laughing at ya! I felt/feel terrible. Such a bummer!'

I did, however, think it was a joke for a very long time.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Apr 09, 2018 3:13 pm

TwoXseveN wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:28 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 7:01 am
Skip wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 12:06 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:30 am
I board in about half an hour to return from The now infamous Not the Chicago Pipe Show Weekend.

Mr. Winton was most kind an gracious. Gabe had an offer that if a rental car was in hand, I probably would have gone over. 2x7 laughed me. A lot. That’s ok. I finally laught at me even more.

I’ll never live this down.
I thought you were joking.
I got that a lot.
I don't recall laughing at ya! I felt/feel terrible. Such a bummer!'

I did, however, think it was a joke for a very long time.
Poetic license, old boy.
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Feel free to use that quote in your signature. Stanley76 » 22 Feb 2019 21:50

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:29 pm

UncleBob wrote:
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Insomnia stinks.

That is all.
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Post by MDPiper » Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:26 pm

UncleBob wrote:Insomnia stinks.

That is all.
Yeah! It's my turn.



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Post by Sir Moose » Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:31 pm

MDPiper wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:26 pm
UncleBob wrote:Insomnia stinks.

That is all.
Yeah! It's my turn.



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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by MDPiper » Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:01 am

Sir Moose wrote:
MDPiper wrote:
Mon Apr 09, 2018 11:26 pm
UncleBob wrote:Insomnia stinks.

That is all.
Yeah! It's my turn.



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Try staying awake--sometimes that'll do it.
I'm getting tired, very very tired. I'm getting sleepy, my body is floating on a cloud. I AM WIDE AWAKE!


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Post by Sir Moose » Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:39 am

I think I just got somebody to pull their post from a Facebook group. It was a link to an article that they obviously thought was a clever pro-abortion piece. I made a snarky comment that pointed out how ridiculous the linked piece was. Multiple people started liking my response and nobody was liking the original post. Apparently, that wasn't the response that the original poster hoped for, because suddenly, it was all gone.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:59 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:39 am
I think I just got somebody to pull their post from a Facebook group. It was a link to an article that they obviously thought was a clever pro-abortion piece. I made a snarky comment that pointed out how ridiculous the linked piece was. Multiple people started liking my response and nobody was liking the original post. Apparently, that wasn't the response that the original poster hoped for, because suddenly, it was all gone.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Tue Apr 10, 2018 12:15 pm

I earned too much money substitute teaching last year. My quarterlies went up $400 bucks a shot.
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Post by mont974x4 » Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:22 pm

Someone bought the lot next to me and intends to build a house on it. There has never been a for sale sign on it and the people who own it now told us they would never sell and never build on it. This new news made me angry.

The buyer called to tell me the news. He also stated that there is a water rights issue and he had already hired a lawyer. This made me angrier.

That is all.


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:37 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:22 pm
Someone bought the lot next to me and intends to build a house on it. There has never been a for sale sign on it and the people who own it now told us they would never sell and never build on it. This new news made me angry.

The buyer called to tell me the news. He also stated that there is a water rights issue and he had already hired a lawyer. This made me angrier.

That is all.


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Post by mont974x4 » Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:27 pm

I can’t afford a bad lawyer let alone a good one.


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Post by ReverendThom » Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:59 pm

mont974x4 wrote:I can’t afford a bad lawyer let alone a good one.


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I would think a bad lawyer is more expensive in the end?

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Post by Hovannes » Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:49 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:59 pm
mont974x4 wrote:I can’t afford a bad lawyer let alone a good one.


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I would think a bad lawyer is more expensive in the end?

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^^^this^^^
A good lawyer will let you make payments
A bad lawyer will let you make payments
Wouldn't you prefer to make payments for getting something in return?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:34 am

I'm finally seeing a possible end to all the weeding that's been taking up most of my time in the back yard lately.

I need, need I say, a bag of lump charcoal and a six pack of good beer to keep up my morale.

The hardware store finally got in an order of 2" twist nails so I can finish installing the ply sub flooring in the wc off our garage.

I booked two nights in Santa Cruz in July for our family vacation (a tradition we weren't able to have last year because prices are berserk) as I was able to find a "deal." Spending time with both our kids now is something I treasure as they grow more involved with other activities,

And so it goes.
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Post by sweetandsour » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:50 am

Hovannes wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:34 am
I'm finally seeing a possible end to all the weeding that's been taking up most of my time in the back yard lately.

I need, need I say, a bag of lump charcoal and a six pack of good beer to keep up my morale.

The hardware store finally got in an order of 2" twist nails so I can finish installing the ply sub flooring in the wc off our garage.

I booked two nights in Santa Cruz in July for our family vacation (a tradition we weren't able to have last year because prices are berserk) as I was able to find a "deal." Spending time with both our kids now is something I treasure as they grow more involved with other activities,

And so it goes.
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Post by Hovannes » Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:02 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:50 am
Hovannes wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:34 am
I'm finally seeing a possible end to all the weeding that's been taking up most of my time in the back yard lately.

I need, need I say, a bag of lump charcoal and a six pack of good beer to keep up my morale.

The hardware store finally got in an order of 2" twist nails so I can finish installing the ply sub flooring in the wc off our garage.

I booked two nights in Santa Cruz in July for our family vacation (a tradition we weren't able to have last year because prices are berserk) as I was able to find a "deal." Spending time with both our kids now is something I treasure as they grow more involved with other activities,

And so it goes.
WC = water closet?
Yup!
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:46 am

I just returned home with a 40# bag of mesquite lump charcoal. It's going to be a grand summer!
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:51 pm

Mrs. UB's book is out!

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