Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by rgcurrey » Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:53 pm

TwoXseveN wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 5:34 pm
I miss global warming... we got a foot of snow last night.
No worries, it will be back next election cycle.
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Post by Del » Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:29 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:52 pm
TwoXseveN wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 5:34 pm
I miss global warming... we got a foot of snow last night.
No worries, it will be back next election cycle.
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Post by JimVH » Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:06 pm

FredS wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:26 pm
Bought a new cowboy hat today. A nice wide-brimmed palm straw with a Gus crown.
Took it back this evening and exchanged it for one a skosh bigger.
I don't know why, but I care a little.

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Post by Brigid » Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:47 pm

I am not a homeowner. Any more.

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Post by coco » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:40 am

Brigid wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:47 pm
I am not a homeowner. Any more.

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Post by Hovannes » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:44 am

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Post by sweetandsour » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:33 am

I burned the bacon this morning. It didn't smell too great, but we ate it anyway.
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Post by Irish-Dane » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:46 am

Yesterday I found out business taxes don't have anything to do with tax day, and it turns out I'm already into my second month of being delinquent. :facepalm:
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Post by mont974x4 » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:14 am

Irish-Dane wrote:Yesterday I found out business taxes don't have anything to do with tax day, and it turns out I'm already into my second month of being delinquent. :facepalm:
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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:06 pm
FredS wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:26 pm
Bought a new cowboy hat today. A nice wide-brimmed palm straw with a Gus crown.
Took it back this evening and exchanged it for one a skosh bigger.
I don't know why, but I care a little.
Been thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
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Post by Sir Moose » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:44 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:06 pm
FredS wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:26 pm
Bought a new cowboy hat today. A nice wide-brimmed palm straw with a Gus crown.
Took it back this evening and exchanged it for one a skosh bigger.
I don't know why, but I care a little.
Been thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
I have not.
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Post by JimVH » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:55 pm

Staying up for late NHL games should be an acceptable reason for being late to work in the morning. I'm going to have to talk to someone in HR.

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Post by GaryInVA » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:12 am

JimVH wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:55 pm
Staying up for late NHL games should be an acceptable reason for being late to work in the morning. I'm going to have to talk to someone in HR.
Don't do it. The HR guy is a jerk.
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Post by FredS » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:11 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:06 pm
FredS wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:26 pm
Bought a new cowboy hat today. A nice wide-brimmed palm straw with a Gus crown.
Took it back this evening and exchanged it for one a skosh bigger.
I don't know why, but I care a little.
Been thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
They're 20% off at Bomgaars.
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Post by Cleon » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:28 am

FredS wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:11 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:06 pm
FredS wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:26 pm
Bought a new cowboy hat today. A nice wide-brimmed palm straw with a Gus crown.
Took it back this evening and exchanged it for one a skosh bigger.
I don't know why, but I care a little.
Been thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
They're 20% off at Bomgaars.
Wrong thread. I love hats.
https://www.sunbody.com/index.cfm/categ ... t-hats.cfm
Sunbody palm hats. I love mine. It's virtually indestructible. The Guatemalan ones are easy to shape at home too. Just add a little water and they mould like clay.
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Post by FredS » Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:50 am

Cleon wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:28 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:11 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:06 pm
FredS wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:26 pm
Bought a new cowboy hat today. A nice wide-brimmed palm straw with a Gus crown.
Took it back this evening and exchanged it for one a skosh bigger.
I don't know why, but I care a little.
Been thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
They're 20% off at Bomgaars.
Wrong thread. I love hats.
https://www.sunbody.com/index.cfm/categ ... t-hats.cfm
Sunbody palm hats. I love mine. It's virtually indestructible. The Guatemalan ones are easy to shape at home too. Just add a little water and they mould like clay.
My new one is similar to the Mexican Fine Palm Gus with a 4" brim shown in your link. It's a two-toned affair that's stiffened. I have a humongous one with a 6.5" brim that one of my daughters bought for me in Tijuana that's not stiffened. It's great for keeping the sun off my face but it flops around like a fish out of water in the wind.
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Post by Jocose » Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:03 pm

This is a shame and saddens me greatly..


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Post by rgcurrey » Tue Apr 17, 2018 1:18 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:50 am
Cleon wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:28 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:11 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:47 pm
JimVH wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 5:06 pm
FredS wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:26 pm
Bought a new cowboy hat today. A nice wide-brimmed palm straw with a Gus crown.
Took it back this evening and exchanged it for one a skosh bigger.
I don't know why, but I care a little.
Been thinking about one of of these with the summer coming on.
They're 20% off at Bomgaars.
Wrong thread. I love hats.
https://www.sunbody.com/index.cfm/categ ... t-hats.cfm
Sunbody palm hats. I love mine. It's virtually indestructible. The Guatemalan ones are easy to shape at home too. Just add a little water and they mould like clay.
My new one is similar to the Mexican Fine Palm Gus with a 4" brim shown in your link. It's a two-toned affair that's stiffened. I have a humongous one with a 6.5" brim that one of my daughters bought for me in Tijuana that's not stiffened. It's great for keeping the sun off my face but it flops around like a fish out of water in the wind.
Great, just when I thought I was done looking at hats for summer . . . .
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:32 pm

I'm listening to Etta James, Sunday Kind of Love, and you are not.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:21 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:32 pm
I'm listening to Etta James, Sunday Kind of Love, and you are not.

That is all.
I played some Etta earlier today. Now I'm letting Mel Torme calm me down from the day I've had.

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