Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by John-Boy » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:40 am

Roadmaster wrote:
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I just ate a pound of bacon.
thick sliced?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:46 am

John-Boy wrote:
Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:40 am
Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:09 am
I just ate a pound of bacon.
thick sliced?
No it was on the thin side. It seems like you get more that way.
Mrs R is going to have a run-a-way when she finds out.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:07 pm

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Post by DepartedLight » Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:30 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
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Post by Hovannes » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:39 pm

I just opened a new bottle of red wine (Root and Vine Red Blend) and someone has already drank half of the stuff while I was watching the Giants play the Angels.
Either that, or there's an evaporation vortex going on.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:11 am

JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:07 pm
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Bad vibes at CPS this morning.

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Not good at all.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:33 am

FredS wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:11 am
JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:07 pm
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Bad vibes at CPS this morning.

Not good.

Not good at all.
Nope, not at all.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Apr 21, 2018 11:24 am

I didn’t do it.


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Thunktank » Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:16 pm

A few moments ago I witnessed one US President pushing his father in a wheelchair, another US President. Then some fellow almost runs over and takes the handles away from the son to push the father. So much about the ways things are were perceived by me in that brief moment of time.

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Post by Fainn » Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:43 pm

I've entered the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes.
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Post by Hovannes » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:27 am

Last night I played Pictionary for the first time. At my B-I-L's house.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:40 am

Fainn wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 6:43 pm
I've entered the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes.
My first cousin once removed also entered this.
Just a heads up on the competition you are facing.
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Post by CodeMonkey » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:24 am

I overslept this morning. I didn't make it to church. Thankfully for modern technology I was able watch over the internet. It's a wonderful thing for situations like this, but it's not the same as being there.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by durangopipe » Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:07 am

JimVH wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:33 am
FredS wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 10:11 am
JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:07 pm
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Bad vibes at CPS this morning.

Not good.

Not good at all.
Nope, not at all.
I don’t know what any of this is about, but I pray it is not serious.
CPS has been a refuge.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Roadmaster » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:14 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:16 pm

Memory eternal for Barbra Bush and a great lady she is.
Indeed.
Oh Mighty Cobfather, return and smite the interlopers.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:40 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:14 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:16 pm
Memory eternal for Barbra Bush and a great lady she is.
Indeed.
You guys are what's right with the world. You probably don't care much for Mrs Bush's husband and sons (or at least care for what they've done), yet you treat her with respect. Bravo.

Now, if you'd quit picking your nose in public, you'd be about perfect.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:24 pm

I fired up my chain for the first time this season. I have four trees that need to be taken down.


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Post by Hovannes » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:21 pm

I need to rent a tractor sometime this summer.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by sweetandsour » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:30 pm

My little Ben Wade Rustic just dropped from the table to the concrete floor of my back porch, and didn't break! Perhaps things are looking up.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Sir Moose » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:58 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:30 pm
My little Ben Wade Rustic just dropped from the table to the concrete floor of my back porch, and didn't break! Perhaps things are looking up.
I'd have a talk with the contractor if dropping a pipe was enough to break your concrete porch!
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