Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:06 pm

I have 6 stars.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:18 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:06 pm
I have 6 stars.
You're also a large Chinese man named Wu. So yeah, not jealous.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:50 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:06 pm
I have 6 stars.
But do your stars dance?
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:56 am

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 9:50 pm
Jocose wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:06 pm
I have 6 stars.
But do your stars dance?
They did, back when I had 5 pink colored stars.
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Post by DepartedLight » Fri Sep 14, 2018 7:22 am

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am

I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Del » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 am

FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:16 am

Del wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Thunktank » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:25 am

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Cleon » Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:13 am

Del wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by durangopipe » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:14 pm

Cleon wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:13 am
Del wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
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I changed once.
After years of pretending, I had to be honest with myself and everyone else.

I was a mule deer trapped in a fishing guide’s body.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:17 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:14 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:13 am
Del wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
Image
I changed once.
After years of pretending, I had to be honest with myself and everyone else.

I was a mule deer trapped in a fishing guide’s body.
We're not here to judge you.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson

"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

"I'd like to put a hook in that puppet and swing it through a bunch of salmon!" - durangopipe

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:31 pm

FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:17 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:14 pm
Cleon wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:13 am
Del wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
Image
I changed once.
After years of pretending, I had to be honest with myself and everyone else.

I was a mule deer trapped in a fishing guide’s body.
We're not here to judge you.
Well... some of us are.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pm

Del wrote:
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
Wow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:05 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pm
Del wrote:
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
Wow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.


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Think it's spelled avatardism.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:06 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pm
Del wrote:
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
Wow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.


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Think it's spelled avatardism.
Dang it.


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Del » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:50 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:05 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pm
Del wrote:
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
Wow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.


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Think it's spelled avatardism.
NO WAY!

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Thunktank » Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:22 pm

Del wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:50 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:05 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pm
Del wrote:
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
Wow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.


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Think it's spelled avatardism.
NO WAY!

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:54 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:22 pm
Del wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:50 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:05 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:58 pm
Del wrote:
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
Wow. That’s avatarism and your emboldening it.


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Think it's spelled avatardism.
NO WAY!

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:20 pm

Del wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:08 am
FredS wrote:
Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:03 am
I don't like change much. As such, I've never - not once - changed my avatar until the other day when a few of use poked JimVH by using his pin-up calendar photo as our avatar background. It was a fun tease but I've been discombobulated since then so I'm going back to my pipe smoking Jayhawk.
Never change your avatar.

It's the online version of changing your gender.
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