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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:22 am

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The first ten years of my grown-up working life were spent as a machinist/tool maker. One of my favorite coworkers was Curt. Curt lived about 30 miles from the shop and would drink a 6 pack on his way home every evening.

Curt didn't stay in one place too long because he didn't like bosses. He liked to say "There's a reason our tool boxes have wheels."

Whenever anyone asked Curt what he was making he said "Half as much as I'm worth."

That was a long time ago and I'm pretty sure Curt's dead by now.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:50 am

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:22 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:07 am
The first ten years of my grown-up working life were spent as a machinist/tool maker. One of my favorite coworkers was Curt. Curt lived about 30 miles from the shop and would drink a 6 pack on his way home every evening.

Curt didn't stay in one place too long because he didn't like bosses. He liked to say "There's a reason our tool boxes have wheels."

Whenever anyone asked Curt what he was making he said "Half as much as I'm worth."

That was a long time ago and I'm pretty sure Curt's dead by now.
Fail. You want the Useless Facts about Curt Thread.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Tue Jan 01, 2019 12:09 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:50 am
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:22 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:07 am
The first ten years of my grown-up working life were spent as a machinist/tool maker. One of my favorite coworkers was Curt. Curt lived about 30 miles from the shop and would drink a 6 pack on his way home every evening.

Curt didn't stay in one place too long because he didn't like bosses. He liked to say "There's a reason our tool boxes have wheels."

Whenever anyone asked Curt what he was making he said "Half as much as I'm worth."

That was a long time ago and I'm pretty sure Curt's dead by now.
Fail. You want the Useless Facts about Curt Thread.
The UselessFACT?
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Post by Fainn » Tue Jan 01, 2019 8:50 pm

My once a decade conspiracy kick has now lasted 2 years. Oddly, it helps me from focusing on my depression.

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Post by UncleBob » Wed Jan 02, 2019 4:41 pm

I found an old Sears Craftsman router, barely used (if at all) in a plastic case for cheap. Not that you care.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:09 pm

UncleBob wrote:I found an old Sears Craftsman router, barely used (if at all) in a plastic case for cheap. Not that you care.

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Did it come with a sander?


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by ReverendThom » Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:59 pm

My wife is out for a few hours at a painting class. I thought it would be funny to send her a video of my feeding the baby (really a toddler now) whipping cream from the can.

An hour past bedtime I am regretting that decision.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:42 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:59 pm
My wife is out for a few hours at a painting class. I thought it would be funny to send her a video of my feeding the baby (really a toddler now) whipping cream from the can.

An hour past bedtime I am regretting that decision.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:03 am

I thought I was by myself and let a few rip. Turned around to find half my co-workers were 20 feet away. Now I will be up all night as I wonder weather or not they heard. Was not too loud, but def not silent.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by durangopipe » Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:48 am

Fainn wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:03 am
I thought I was by myself and let a few rip. Turned around to find half my co-workers were 20 feet away. Now I will be up all night as I wonder weather or not they heard. Was not too loud, but def not silent.
A muzzle break or silencer might be a good idea.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:25 am

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:48 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:03 am
I thought I was by myself and let a few rip. Turned around to find half my co-workers were 20 feet away. Now I will be up all night as I wonder weather or not they heard. Was not too loud, but def not silent.
A muzzle break or silencer might be a good idea.
Are you threaded for one?
I determined a while back that reasonable protocol is to mutter an "excuse me" at about estimated volume of said release. If noone heard the one then noone would hear the other. If someone heard the first then likely they would hear the second.

It's a little different protocol than "don't ask, don't tell".
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by durangopipe » Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:42 am

gaining_age wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:25 am
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:48 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:03 am
I thought I was by myself and let a few rip. Turned around to find half my co-workers were 20 feet away. Now I will be up all night as I wonder weather or not they heard. Was not too loud, but def not silent.
A muzzle break or silencer might be a good idea.
Are you threaded for one?
I determined a while back that reasonable protocol is to mutter an "excuse me" at about estimated volume of said release. If noone heard the one then noone would hear the other. If someone heard the first then likely they would hear the second.

It's a little different protocol than "don't ask, don't tell".
Yes.
More of a “Don’t ask, don’t smell.”
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Sir Moose » Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:49 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:42 am
gaining_age wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:25 am
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:48 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:03 am
I thought I was by myself and let a few rip. Turned around to find half my co-workers were 20 feet away. Now I will be up all night as I wonder weather or not they heard. Was not too loud, but def not silent.
A muzzle break or silencer might be a good idea.
Are you threaded for one?
I determined a while back that reasonable protocol is to mutter an "excuse me" at about estimated volume of said release. If noone heard the one then noone would hear the other. If someone heard the first then likely they would hear the second.

It's a little different protocol than "don't ask, don't tell".
Yes.
More of a “Don’t ask, don’t smell.”
You could do like little Tommy Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life - follow them around pulling at their sleeve saying, "Excuse me. Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!" Eventually they'll ask what for and you can say, "I farted." It'll all be good then.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:01 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:49 pm
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:42 am
gaining_age wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 11:25 am
durangopipe wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:48 am
Fainn wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 10:03 am
I thought I was by myself and let a few rip. Turned around to find half my co-workers were 20 feet away. Now I will be up all night as I wonder weather or not they heard. Was not too loud, but def not silent.
A muzzle break or silencer might be a good idea.
Are you threaded for one?
I determined a while back that reasonable protocol is to mutter an "excuse me" at about estimated volume of said release. If noone heard the one then noone would hear the other. If someone heard the first then likely they would hear the second.

It's a little different protocol than "don't ask, don't tell".
Yes.
More of a “Don’t ask, don’t smell.”
You could do like little Tommy Bailey in It's a Wonderful Life - follow them around pulling at their sleeve saying, "Excuse me. Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!" Eventually they'll ask what for and you can say, "I farted." It'll all be good then.
:lol: :lol:

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Post by ReverendThom » Thu Jan 03, 2019 8:20 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
ReverendThom wrote:
Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:59 pm
My wife is out for a few hours at a painting class. I thought it would be funny to send her a video of my feeding the baby (really a toddler now) whipping cream from the can.

An hour past bedtime I am regretting that decision.

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Called it!

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Post by Fainn » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:03 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:59 pm
My wife is out for a few hours at a painting class. I thought it would be funny to send her a video of my feeding the baby (really a toddler now)
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:35 pm

I was offered a full time spot at the wood shop. I accepted.


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:03 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:35 pm
I was offered a full time spot at the wood shop. I accepted.


Hello FredS
Woot and or yay.

Your pick.

Most cool.
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Post by DepartedLight » Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:07 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 7:35 pm
I was offered a full time spot at the wood shop. I accepted.


Hello FredS
What's your position title? Stump 2? Woody McWoodson? No. No. No. Yer mont972x4 aren't you?

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Post by JimVH » Fri Jan 04, 2019 10:35 pm

We played bingo tonight. First time I've been to a bingo hall in 35, or so, years. A lot has changed.

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