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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:27 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:22 am
Hovannes wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:00 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:11 pm
I spent too much at cigarbid on my last paycheck. Must resist the urge to buy any more cigars until april.
Eating tobacco kills worms. We used to feed the pack string unfiltered Camels.
Mules being wise critters, knew what was needed and gladly gobbled up the Camels, paper and all.
I think they were grateful for the attention.I was never kicked, Not once!

You should be grateful for cigars. Don't spit out the ends when you bite them off. Swallow them instead.
It's for hygiene!
Are you taking your medications as prescribed?
Might need to talk to the doc about adjusting the dose.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:31 am

FredS wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:27 am
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:22 am
Hovannes wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:00 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:11 pm
I spent too much at cigarbid on my last paycheck. Must resist the urge to buy any more cigars until april.
Eating tobacco kills worms. We used to feed the pack string unfiltered Camels.
Mules being wise critters, knew what was needed and gladly gobbled up the Camels, paper and all.
I think they were grateful for the attention.I was never kicked, Not once!

You should be grateful for cigars. Don't spit out the ends when you bite them off. Swallow them instead.
It's for hygiene!
Are you taking your medications as prescribed?
Might need to talk to the doc about adjusting the dose.
Sounds like he needs wormed.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:34 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:22 am
Hovannes wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:00 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 4:11 pm
I spent too much at cigarbid on my last paycheck. Must resist the urge to buy any more cigars until april.
Eating tobacco kills worms. We used to feed the pack string unfiltered Camels.
Mules being wise critters, knew what was needed and gladly gobbled up the Camels, paper and all.
I think they were grateful for the attention.I was never kicked, Not once!

You should be grateful for cigars. Don't spit out the ends when you bite them off. Swallow them instead.
It's for hygiene!
Are you taking your medications as prescribed?
Of course.
Plus being Bots and Ascaris free for 65 years :wink:
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:10 pm

I mowed the weeds this morning.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:55 pm

I spent some time with a new acquaintance Jim Beam this evening.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:14 pm

CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:55 pm
I spent some time with a new acquaintance Jim Beam this evening.
His Black brother is pretty righteous.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Thu Jan 31, 2019 9:54 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:14 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:55 pm
I spent some time with a new acquaintance Jim Beam this evening.
His Black brother is pretty righteous.
When I was in high skrewl, I had a CB in my bedroom. I was jim Beam and the Whiskey River base.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:30 pm

I don’t mind hanging drywall. I very much dislike mudding and taping drywall.





On a disgruntled, related note, I spent the evening mudding and taping our entryway.


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:25 am

I don’t mind hanging drywall. I don't mind mudding and taping drywall. I very much dislike sanding drywall.



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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:06 am

My kids are on the couch, three days off of school. First, there were two days of very cold weather. I'm cool with that. Now it's because of an inch of snow because eff it.

So they're laying on the couch in an advanced state of sloth and moral turpitude, having forgotten their names. Also, cabin fever leads to cage matches.

Imma gon kill em.
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Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:34 pm

I don’t mind hanging drywall. I don't mind mudding and taping drywall. I don't even mind sanding drywall. But I loathe painting and/or hanging wall paper.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:02 pm

UncleBob wrote:I don’t mind hanging drywall. I don't mind mudding and taping drywall. I don't even mind sanding drywall. But I loathe painting and/or hanging wall paper.
Wall paper is the debil!


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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:04 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:02 pm
UncleBob wrote:I don’t mind hanging drywall. I don't mind mudding and taping drywall. I don't even mind sanding drywall. But I loathe painting and/or hanging wall paper.
Wall paper is the debil!


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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:31 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:04 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:02 pm
UncleBob wrote:I don’t mind hanging drywall. I don't mind mudding and taping drywall. I don't even mind sanding drywall. But I loathe painting and/or hanging wall paper.
Wall paper is the debil!


Hello FredS
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It's alright until it's time to remove it. Then it's best to just sell the house.


Hello mont974x4
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:57 pm

FredS wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:31 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:04 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:02 pm
UncleBob wrote:I don’t mind hanging drywall. I don't mind mudding and taping drywall. I don't even mind sanding drywall. But I loathe painting and/or hanging wall paper.
Wall paper is the debil!


Hello FredS
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It's alright until it's time to remove it. Then it's best to just sell the house.


Hello mont974x4
Amen brother
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Post by GaryInVA » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:04 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:06 am
Also, cabin fever leads to cage matches.

Imma gon kill em.
Please record the matches.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Post by ReverendThom » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:29 pm

FredS wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:04 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:02 pm
UncleBob wrote:I don’t mind hanging drywall. I don't mind mudding and taping drywall. I don't even mind sanding drywall. But I loathe painting and/or hanging wall paper.
Wall paper is the debil!


Hello FredS
Image
It's alright until it's time to remove it. Then it's best to just sell the house.


Hello mont974x4
When we were in Bible college we bought a cheap mobile home that was in the campus trailer park (seriously lol).

I came home one day and the Mrs proudly proclaimed "I took off all the wallpaper!"

Gentlemen, I s*** you not, she peeled off the paper facing in the drywall of the entire freaking living room.

I just bought the cheapest paneling I could find at Home Depot and covered the walls. It was either that or mud and sand an entire living room.

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Post by hugodrax » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:55 pm

I grew up in the sticks. Rednecks are my brothers. But his urban brother, the Pittsburgh mill hunk, is a different story. I'm having dinner next to a dude that sounds like Boomhauer except he shouts everything and swears a lot.

Frigging Primanti Brothers.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by UncleBob » Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:53 pm

I had no idea that one could turn pens from tumbleweeds.

That is all.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:36 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:53 pm
I had no idea that one could turn pens from tumbleweeds.

That is all.
Must be Texas size tumbleweeds.
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