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Post by Fainn » Sun Feb 03, 2019 8:28 pm

I bought some mood music for when I get inked. AC/DC Live Collectors edition.

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Post by FredS » Tue Feb 05, 2019 6:26 pm

Here's a poem by Iron Eyes, a Sioux from the Standing Rock Res who lived a transient life and recently died in my hometown. I 'knew' him through mutual friends in the 80's. He was only a few months older than me but always looked much older. He was a fantastic singer and won some competitions at Pow Wow's when we were young. He was also an alcoholic and I presume that's what finally took him.

Omaha woke one morning with a horrible hangover.
He stumbled out of bed but couldn't find his wife.
The house was spotless and there was a loving note from his wife on the table next to a warm breakfast.
Omaha asked his son what had happened.
The boy said he'd stumbled home drunk at 3 in the morning and made a mess of the house.
His wife finally got him to bed but when she tried to remove his pants he said "Get away from me woman. I'm married."
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Post by Fainn » Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:33 am

I haz the diarrhea.

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Post by Hovannes » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:00 am

I'm finally getting in to see a spine specialist for the first time.
It's only taken four months.
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Post by Bloodhound » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:25 am

Fainn wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:33 am
I haz the diarrhea.

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Post by GaryInVA » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:02 am

Had Good Bull BBQ on Monday and it looks like we are having a birthday lunch there for my boss on Friday. Not too bad.
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Post by FredS » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:42 am

Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:25 am
Fainn wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:33 am
I haz the diarrhea.

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Or BMI.
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Post by Bloodhound » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:29 pm

I am distracted here at work...its snowing...someone brought in a munch of tamales and I have been putting off a report that is due this afternoon...well I got the report cranked out between the 1st and second tamale. Not that you care :chili:
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:52 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:29 pm
I am distracted here at work...its snowing...someone brought in a munch of tamales and I have been putting off a report that is due this afternoon...well I got the report cranked out between the 1st and second tamale. Not that you care :chili:
Freudian slip?
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Post by Bloodhound » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:55 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:52 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:29 pm
I am distracted here at work...its snowing...someone brought in a munch of tamales and I have been putting off a report that is due this afternoon...well I got the report cranked out between the 1st and second tamale. Not that you care :chili:
Freudian slip?
Distracted :lol: and maybe wishful thinking...I am sure that there are too many carbs in the masa otherwise I would eat a 1/2 dozen
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Post by JimVH » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:02 pm

We're going to see Corb Lund tonight. We saw his solo act last year, but this will be the first time to see the Hurtin Albertans.

Boom.

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Post by FredS » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:04 pm

^asshole
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:14 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:02 pm
We're going to see Corb Lund tonight. We saw his solo act last year, but this will be the first time to see the Hurtin Albertans.

Boom.
So jealous. I'm a fan, but my kids adore him. Any chance of a bootleg or a "Hey Claudia" selfie? You always seem to wangle a photo op.
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Post by JimVH » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:38 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:14 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:02 pm
We're going to see Corb Lund tonight. We saw his solo act last year, but this will be the first time to see the Hurtin Albertans.

Boom.
So jealous. I'm a fan, but my kids adore him. Any chance of a bootleg or a "Hey Claudia" selfie? You always seem to wangle a photo op.
I'll see what I can do.

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Post by hugodrax » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:46 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:38 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:14 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:02 pm
We're going to see Corb Lund tonight. We saw his solo act last year, but this will be the first time to see the Hurtin Albertans.

Boom.
So jealous. I'm a fan, but my kids adore him. Any chance of a bootleg or a "Hey Claudia" selfie? You always seem to wangle a photo op.
I'll see what I can do.
No pressure. Enjoy the heck out of the show.
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Post by JimVH » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:49 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:46 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:38 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:14 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:02 pm
We're going to see Corb Lund tonight. We saw his solo act last year, but this will be the first time to see the Hurtin Albertans.

Boom.
So jealous. I'm a fan, but my kids adore him. Any chance of a bootleg or a "Hey Claudia" selfie? You always seem to wangle a photo op.
I'll see what I can do.
No pressure. Enjoy the heck out of the show.
No worries. I'm on it.

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Post by Hovannes » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:18 pm

Discs L2,3,4 & 5 are herniated. But not too badly! :D
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:43 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:18 pm
Discs L2,3,4 & 5 are herniated. But not too badly! :D
That draws a significant vacuum.

Praying now, sir.
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:54 pm

I have a job interview tomorrow.
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Post by Bloodhound » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:56 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:43 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:18 pm
Discs L2,3,4 & 5 are herniated. But not too badly! :D
That draws a significant vacuum.

Praying now, sir.
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