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Post by Bloodhound » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:56 pm

UncleBob wrote:
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I have a job interview tomorrow.
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Post by Hovannes » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:59 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:43 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:18 pm
Discs L2,3,4 & 5 are herniated. But not too badly! :D
That draws a significant vacuum.

Praying now, sir.
Thank you for your kindness!
I find that just knowing what I'm dealing with is quite a relief!
It isn't a bad case and I have specific instructions on what to do to postpone the need for injections or other
medical mischief.
Better yet I know what to avoid that would make things worse.
It's all good in the 'hood!
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:09 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:59 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:43 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:18 pm
Discs L2,3,4 & 5 are herniated. But not too badly! :D
That draws a significant vacuum.

Praying now, sir.
Thank you for your kindness!
I find that just knowing what I'm dealing with is quite a relief!
It isn't a bad case and I have specific instructions on what to do to postpone the need for injections or other
medical mischief.
Better yet I know what to avoid that would make things worse.
It's all good in the 'hood!
That's good to hear. I know the feeling of the joy just to have a diagnosis--in itself a victory.

You've got a great attitude, man. Be well.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:19 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:09 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:59 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:43 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:18 pm
Discs L2,3,4 & 5 are herniated. But not too badly! :D
That draws a significant vacuum.

Praying now, sir.
Thank you for your kindness!
I find that just knowing what I'm dealing with is quite a relief!
It isn't a bad case and I have specific instructions on what to do to postpone the need for injections or other
medical mischief.
Better yet I know what to avoid that would make things worse.
It's all good in the 'hood!
That's good to hear. I know the feeling of the joy just to have a diagnosis--in itself a victory.

You've got a great attitude, man. Be well.
Don't discount injections though. Of course they don't cure the problem but when you've been out of commission a few days they can sure get you back on your feet. The secret is to find a doc who can get you in on short notice so you don't have to suffer for weeks waiting on an opening.
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Post by Stanley76 » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:57 pm

So I made my first Youtube video. I thought I'd share it here so that y'all could see how erudite and sophisticated I am. I apologize for the snobby upper class British accent. My sister watched this video and I thought she was going to pee on herself from laughing so hard. Anyway, I thought I'd make more videos about pipes and tobaccos and also some thoughts I have about the Lord in the future. Feel free to laugh, it won't hurt my feelings a bit. Just be sure to use the bathroom before you do so you don't have any accidents.

https://youtu.be/yHmVr6lJJ3A
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Post by Fainn » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:44 pm

Stanley76 wrote:So I made my first Youtube video. I thought I'd share it here so that y'all could see how erudite and sophisticated I am. I apologize for the snobby upper class British accent. My sister watched this video and I thought she was going to pee on herself from laughing so hard. Anyway, I thought I'd make more videos about pipes and tobaccos and also some thoughts I have about the Lord in the future. Feel free to laugh, it won't hurt my feelings a bit. Just be sure to use the bathroom before you do so you don't have any accidents.

https://youtu.be/yHmVr6lJJ3A
Too late. I refer you to my previous post.

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Post by JimVH » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:02 am

Stanley76 wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:57 pm
So I made my first Youtube video. I thought I'd share it here so that y'all could see how erudite and sophisticated I am. I apologize for the snobby upper class British accent. My sister watched this video and I thought she was going to pee on herself from laughing so hard. Anyway, I thought I'd make more videos about pipes and tobaccos and also some thoughts I have about the Lord in the future. Feel free to laugh, it won't hurt my feelings a bit. Just be sure to use the bathroom before you do so you don't have any accidents.

https://youtu.be/yHmVr6lJJ3A
Well done. You might as well go ahead and let your neighbors think you're crazy. They're going to find out sooner or later.

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Post by Stanley76 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:43 am

JimVH wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:02 am
Stanley76 wrote:
Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:57 pm
So I made my first Youtube video. I thought I'd share it here so that y'all could see how erudite and sophisticated I am. I apologize for the snobby upper class British accent. My sister watched this video and I thought she was going to pee on herself from laughing so hard. Anyway, I thought I'd make more videos about pipes and tobaccos and also some thoughts I have about the Lord in the future. Feel free to laugh, it won't hurt my feelings a bit. Just be sure to use the bathroom before you do so you don't have any accidents.

https://youtu.be/yHmVr6lJJ3A
Well done. You might as well go ahead and let your neighbors think you're crazy. They're going to find out sooner or later.
These were new neighbors who don't know me yet. My old neighbors already know I'm crazy. Also my dogs know I'm crazy. I found out that it's really hard to talk about stuff to a cell phone instead of a person or to God.
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Post by Hovannes » Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:16 pm

My grandfather served in the French Merchant Marine. I cannot recollect him ever speaking French in front of us, although his older brother was fluent.
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 07, 2019 6:06 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 5:16 pm
My grandfather served in the French Merchant Marine. I cannot recollect him ever speaking French in front of us, although his older brother was fluent.
My fathers parents were from two wildly different parts of Italy. When my Grandmother lost her temper, she'd lapse into Neapolitan dialect which nobody could understand. They'd argue in French.

That's how I became passable in the language.
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Post by Fainn » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:05 pm

Solomon said "I love you" today.

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Post by Stanley76 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:10 pm

i saw two Bald Eagles on my walk today. I had to interrupt my prayer to watch them. They soared around at low altitude right over my head. Maybe there is hope for America.
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:19 pm

Fainn wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:05 pm
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Why the hell is this here?

That’s awesome.
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:20 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:10 pm
i saw two Bald Eagles on my walk today. I had to interrupt my prayer to watch them. They soared around at low altitude right over my head. Maybe there is hope for America.
Maybe you smell like food?
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Post by Stanley76 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:32 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:20 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:10 pm
i saw two Bald Eagles on my walk today. I had to interrupt my prayer to watch them. They soared around at low altitude right over my head. Maybe there is hope for America.
Maybe you smell like food?
Could be. I usually see turkey vultures, lots of turkey vultures, crows and my buddy the Great Blue Heron on my walk. But for the last few days the eagles have been around and I haven't seen any of them. Strange. I hope the eagles didn't eat the Blue Heron. I love those birds. They look like dinosaurs The crows always fly around hawks and yell that them, but they don't screw around with eagles.
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Post by hugodrax » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:39 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:32 pm
They look like dinosaurs.
Now you did it.

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Post by Sir Moose » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:40 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:32 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:20 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:10 pm
i saw two Bald Eagles on my walk today. I had to interrupt my prayer to watch them. They soared around at low altitude right over my head. Maybe there is hope for America.
Maybe you smell like food?
Could be. I usually see turkey vultures, lots of turkey vultures, crows and my buddy the Great Blue Heron on my walk. But for the last few days the eagles have been around and I haven't seen any of them. Strange. I hope the eagles didn't eat the Blue Heron. I love those birds. They look like dinosaurs The crows always fly around hawks and yell that them, but they don't screw around with eagles.
Your crows may be wimps. They crows here screw around with eagles, too. It happens around here on a fairly regular basis - usually near the crows' nesting area.
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Post by Stanley76 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:43 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:40 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:32 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:20 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:10 pm
i saw two Bald Eagles on my walk today. I had to interrupt my prayer to watch them. They soared around at low altitude right over my head. Maybe there is hope for America.
Maybe you smell like food?
Could be. I usually see turkey vultures, lots of turkey vultures, crows and my buddy the Great Blue Heron on my walk. But for the last few days the eagles have been around and I haven't seen any of them. Strange. I hope the eagles didn't eat the Blue Heron. I love those birds. They look like dinosaurs The crows always fly around hawks and yell that them, but they don't screw around with eagles.


Your crows may be wimps. They crows here screw around with eagles, too. It happens around here on a fairly regular basis - usually near the crows' nesting area.
Sometimes I carry a crow call with me when I walk. They get so damn mad when they show up and see that it's just me and not a fellow crow in trouble. They fly around and yell at me. I don't speak crow actually, but I bet they are saying "YOU THINK THEY CALL OUR FLOCK A MURDER FOR NOTHING!!!"
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Post by mont974x4 » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:47 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Sir Moose wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:40 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:32 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:20 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:10 pm
i saw two Bald Eagles on my walk today. I had to interrupt my prayer to watch them. They soared around at low altitude right over my head. Maybe there is hope for America.
Maybe you smell like food?
Could be. I usually see turkey vultures, lots of turkey vultures, crows and my buddy the Great Blue Heron on my walk. But for the last few days the eagles have been around and I haven't seen any of them. Strange. I hope the eagles didn't eat the Blue Heron. I love those birds. They look like dinosaurs The crows always fly around hawks and yell that them, but they don't screw around with eagles.


Your crows may be wimps. They crows here screw around with eagles, too. It happens around here on a fairly regular basis - usually near the crows' nesting area.
Sometimes I carry a crow call with me when I walk. They get so damn mad when they show up and see that it's just me and not a fellow crow in trouble. They fly around and yell at me. I don't speak crow actually, but I bet they are saying "YOU THINK THEY CALL OUR FLOCK A MURDER FOR NOTHING!!!"
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Post by DepartedLight » Thu Feb 07, 2019 9:13 pm

Fainn wrote:
Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:05 pm
Solomon said "I love you" today. Then followed up with, "You can't have my Bud Lite."

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