Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Post by durangopipe » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:22 pm

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Post by AFRS » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:51 pm

Fainn wrote:
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Stanley76 wrote:i saw two Bald Eagles on my walk today. I had to interrupt my prayer to watch them. They soared around at low altitude right over my head. Maybe there is hope for America.
I'm bald. Why can't I be the hope for america?
Cuz yer not an eagle.

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Post by Cleon » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:47 am

I have a lot of work to do. Focus.
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:56 am

Jesus may love me but he doesn't love Excel.

Just sayin'

Not that you care.
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Post by gaining_age » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:39 am

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:56 am
Jesus may love me but he doesn't love Excel.

Just sayin'

Not that you care.
Amen
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Post by GaryInVA » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:12 pm

Hospital gowns were designed by Marquis de Sade. I'm just sayin ...
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
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Post by GaryInVA » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:13 pm

Hospital gowns were designed by Marquis de Sade. I'm just sayin ...
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Y'all crazy

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Post by UncleBob » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:57 pm

I must be getting old. I was randomly selected for a political poll.
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

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Post by hugodrax » Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:03 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:57 pm
I must be getting old. I was randomly selected for a political poll.
Well, that’s the last we’ll see of Bob for a while
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Post by UncleBob » Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:09 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:03 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:57 pm
I must be getting old. I was randomly selected for a political poll.
Well, that’s the last we’ll see of Bob for a while
LOL! It must have been a GOP poll. They kept asking me if I had an "unfavorable" or "favorable" opinion of various Democrats and if I would "support" more executive orders or executive action on various topics.
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Post by Hovannes » Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:36 pm

Off to the International Ag Expo in Tulare!
I was given a free ticket.
I'm just going for the Liguicia, local ice cream, ball point pens, tablets and yardsticks. :yes:
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Post by gaining_age » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:26 pm

I had hit 96% PM box full--- so I went through some history on PMs... man are there some good keepers still in there. But I got it down to about 65% full now.
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Post by Thunktank » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:39 pm

I may get handmade cowboy boots for my anniversary. We shall see.
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Post by Thunktank » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:40 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:26 pm
I had hit 96% PM box full--- so I went through some history on PMs... man are there some good keepers still in there. But I got it down to about 65% full now.
You must be one of cool kids around here.
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Post by gaining_age » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:43 pm

Thunktank wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:40 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:26 pm
I had hit 96% PM box full--- so I went through some history on PMs... man are there some good keepers still in there. But I got it down to about 65% full now.
You must be one of cool kids around here.
Oh no... hah! I just don't clean up very often-- PMs going back to 2013 or earlier at the starting point. More historical than "cool".
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2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Post by Thunktank » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:46 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:43 pm
Thunktank wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:40 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:26 pm
I had hit 96% PM box full--- so I went through some history on PMs... man are there some good keepers still in there. But I got it down to about 65% full now.
You must be one of cool kids around here.
Oh no... hah! I just don't clean up very often-- PMs going back to 2013 or earlier at the starting point. More historical than "cool".
I just checked mine. 100 percent full. I wonder what happened to my old PMs when new ones came in. I do want to save some I got from Rusty and Monarchist.
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:54 pm

You can archive them by moving them to "Saved Messages".
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Post by gaining_age » Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:28 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:54 pm
You can archive them by moving them to "Saved Messages".
Well... wait... what? I have 0% used in Saved Messages. Looks like I have been delinquent in using this novelty!

Thanks for the tip, UB.
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Post by mont974x4 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:09 pm

My inbox was full awhile ago so I cleaned it out.


Today we traded my wife’s expedition for a Nissan Rogue.


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Post by ReverendThom » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:42 pm

Looking at minivans. I actually have always liked them. They're kinda like a limo for your family. Heck yeah.
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