Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Gabriel » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:37 am

I slept fine. My first car was a 1977 Buick Century. $500
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Post by Fainn » Fri Mar 15, 2019 8:39 am

My first car was a blue Toyota Tercel station wagon. Straight drive and 4WD.
Why does Hugodrax want to suppress the Jesuits?

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Post by Hovannes » Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:11 pm

My first: '47 Chevy 2 door coupe with 3 on the tree and a Wolf Whistle.
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Post by ReverendThom » Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:27 pm

I turned down free Jets tickets last night so I could sleep.

My first car was an '82 GMC Sierra. I rolled it a couple of months later :(
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Post by Fainn » Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:16 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:27 pm

My first car was an '82 GMC Sierra. I rolled it a couple of months later :(
But how did it smoke?
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Post by ReverendThom » Fri Mar 15, 2019 3:24 pm

Fainn wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 2:16 pm
ReverendThom wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:27 pm

My first car was an '82 GMC Sierra. I rolled it a couple of months later :(
But how did it smoke?
It may have rolled due to smoke earlier in the evening and watching fireworks out the window ... I was 18
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Post by joegoat » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:50 pm

I had a very satisfying bowel movement today. It was one of those that your gut rumbles a couple times and let's you know that you might want to head toward the toilet or a bit deeper into the woods, downwind of camp. The the first expulsion is solid then, a brief pause is followed by a sudden and solid flow of a thick pasta sauce consistency after which, you feel completely empty.
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Post by Fainn » Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:55 pm

joegoat wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:50 pm
I had a very satisfying bowel movement today. It was one of those that your gut rumbles a couple times and let's you know that you might want to head toward the toilet or a bit deeper into the woods, downwind of camp. The the first expulsion is solid then, a brief pause is followed by a sudden and solid flow of a thick pasta sauce consistency after which, you feel completely empty.
I glory in your joy!
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Post by sweetandsour » Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:48 am

joegoat wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:50 pm
I had a very satisfying bowel movement today. It was one of those that your gut rumbles a couple times and let's you know that you might want to head toward the toilet or a bit deeper into the woods, downwind of camp. The the first expulsion is solid then, a brief pause is followed by a sudden and solid flow of a thick pasta sauce consistency after which, you feel completely empty.
If youre handing out those "It's a boy!" cigars, feel free to send me one.
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Post by Stanley76 » Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:00 am

Joegoat caught on film!!!

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Post by Fainn » Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:02 am

I took an exceptionally long leak this morning.
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Post by GaryInVA » Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:35 pm

2018 taxes are done.
hugodrax wrote:
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Post by JimVH » Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:59 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:35 pm
2018 taxes are done.
I'm sorry for your loss.

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Post by joegoat » Sat Mar 16, 2019 6:00 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:48 am
joegoat wrote:
Fri Mar 15, 2019 11:50 pm
I had a very satisfying bowel movement today. It was one of those that your gut rumbles a couple times and let's you know that you might want to head toward the toilet or a bit deeper into the woods, downwind of camp. The the first expulsion is solid then, a brief pause is followed by a sudden and solid flow of a thick pasta sauce consistency after which, you feel completely empty.
If youre handing out those "It's a boy!" cigars, feel free to send me one.
No cigars. Sorry, but the two flushes that it took to get it to go down was celebration enough.
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Post by GaryInVA » Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:29 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:59 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 3:35 pm
2018 taxes are done.
I'm sorry for your loss.
Only resulted in a loss of 3 hours, this time.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Even though I can't smoke at this time, for some reason I like this place.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:10 pm

I have finished half of my book on eternal security. I think its time to rest for a week or so before I hit it again.
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Post by Hovannes » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:04 am

Fainn wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:10 pm
I have finished half of my book on eternal security. I think its time to rest for a week or so before I hit it again.
I applied for Social Security.
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Post by gaining_age » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:05 am

Fainn wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:10 pm
I have finished half of my book on eternal security. I think its time to rest for a week or so before I hit it again.
half-ternal or half-secure?
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Post by Gabriel » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:29 am

Home from church again... this makes 4 or 5 weeks.
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Post by rgcurrey » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:18 pm

Think I am going to mow the lawn, grass is not that high but the weeds are really over achieving.
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