Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Bloodhound » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:20 am

Several years ago I worked in another unit at the office. I had 2 partners and they were both named Jeff. When we would go to meetings, I used to introduce us by saying, "Hi, my names is Scott and this is my brother Jeff and this is my other brother Jeff" The Jeffs didn't think I was funny...I thought I was a riot!
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:16 am

My dog just ate my Bavarian Ham sandwich.

I'm calling the local Korean bbq. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
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Post by JimVH » Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:18 am

Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:20 am
Several years ago I worked in another unit at the office. I had 2 partners and they were both named Jeff. When we would go to meetings, I used to introduce us by saying, "Hi, my names is Scott and this is my brother Jeff and this is my other brother Jeff" The Jeffs didn't think I was funny...I thought I was a riot!
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Post by Bloodhound » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:16 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:16 am
My dog just ate my Bavarian Ham sandwich.

I'm calling the local Korean bbq. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
That dog knows whats good! He thought, "..The Boss made me a sandwich...SCORE!"
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:36 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:16 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:16 am
My dog just ate my Bavarian Ham sandwich.

I'm calling the local Korean bbq. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
That dog knows whats good! He thought, "..The Boss made me a sandwich...SCORE!"
That dog went up onto my kitchen counter to snag my lunch.

I'm thinking "dog bim bap" or maybe "pooch fried rice."
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Post by durangopipe » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:47 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:36 pm
Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:16 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 10:16 am
My dog just ate my Bavarian Ham sandwich.

I'm calling the local Korean bbq. Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
That dog knows whats good! He thought, "..The Boss made me a sandwich...SCORE!"
That dog went up onto my kitchen counter to snag my lunch.

I'm thinking "dog bim bap" or maybe "pooch fried rice."
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Post by Fainn » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:47 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:20 am
Several years ago I worked in another unit at the office. I had 2 partners and they were both named Jeff. When we would go to meetings, I used to introduce us by saying, "Hi, my names is Scott and this is my brother Jeff and this is my other brother Jeff" The Jeffs didn't think I was funny...I thought I was a riot!
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Post by Stanley76 » Wed Apr 17, 2019 12:53 pm

I don't care about any of this stuff.
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Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:55 pm

At lunch, I observed some prairie dog pup s scampering about.
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Post by FredS » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:08 pm

:chili: This is me doing the happy dance because I opted out and I feel better already. :bacon:
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Post by gaining_age » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:22 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:08 pm
:chili: This is me doing the happy dance because I opted out and I feel better already. :bacon:
I did it wrong earlier-- so I saw your post. I then did it right.

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Post by sweetandsour » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:30 pm

I shot a 94 today at golf, in poor condition with high wind. I also received a job offer today, for av2-3 month job, from my former company.
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)

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Post by hugodrax » Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:00 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:30 pm
I shot a 94 today at golf, in poor condition with high wind. I also received a job offer today, for av2-3 month job, from my former company.
Fail!

Great score. Great news all around.
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:04 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:08 pm
:chili: This is me doing the happy dance because I opted out and I feel better already. :bacon:
The first rule of Charity--delve not too deeply into the mind of your fellow man, for there be startling things dwelling therein.
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Post by Fainn » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:19 pm

Nevermind. No one cares anyway.
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Post by Gabriel » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:27 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:08 pm
:chili: This is me doing the happy dance because I opted out and I feel better already. :bacon:
It’ll change your life for the better.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:48 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:04 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:08 pm
:chili: This is me doing the happy dance because I opted out and I feel better already. :bacon:
The first rule of Charity--delve not too deeply into the mind of your fellow man, for there be startling things dwelling therein.
For that reason, I don't delve too deeply into my own mind.
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Post by gaining_age » Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:26 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:48 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:04 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:08 pm
:chili: This is me doing the happy dance because I opted out and I feel better already. :bacon:
The first rule of Charity--delve not too deeply into the mind of your fellow man, for there be startling things dwelling therein.
For that reason, I don't delve too deeply into my own mind.
"Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There's nothing there."

Denny Crane.

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Post by hugodrax » Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:12 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:26 pm
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:48 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:04 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:08 pm
:chili: This is me doing the happy dance because I opted out and I feel better already. :bacon:
The first rule of Charity--delve not too deeply into the mind of your fellow man, for there be startling things dwelling therein.
For that reason, I don't delve too deeply into my own mind.
"Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There's nothing there."

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You're all right on this one.

Also, Boston Legal was a documentary. If you boys only knew.
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Post by DepartedLight » Fri Apr 19, 2019 7:02 am

hugodrax wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:12 pm
gaining_age wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 5:26 pm
FredS wrote:
Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:48 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:04 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:08 pm
:chili: This is me doing the happy dance because I opted out and I feel better already. :bacon:
The first rule of Charity--delve not too deeply into the mind of your fellow man, for there be startling things dwelling therein.
For that reason, I don't delve too deeply into my own mind.
"Don’t waste your time trying to get into my head. There's nothing there."

Denny Crane.

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You're all right on this one.

Also, Boston Legal was a documentary. If you boys only knew.
How does one Opt Out? I just stopped going in there but, it'd be nice to not see the threads on leaderboards.
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