Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by rgcurrey » Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:46 am

CodeMonkey wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:34 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:14 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:59 pm
I had an adrenaline rush today. I went out to get my grill ready. I opened it up to find a snake resting inside. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a cobra or a black mamba.
8O How did the snake get in there? And why?
Inquiring minds want to know!
He didn't say. :)
The big question is gas or charcoal?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:51 am

rgcurrey wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:46 am
CodeMonkey wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:34 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:14 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:59 pm
I had an adrenaline rush today. I went out to get my grill ready. I opened it up to find a snake resting inside. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a cobra or a black mamba.
8O How did the snake get in there? And why?
Inquiring minds want to know!
He didn't say. :)
The big question is gas or charcoal?
Or perhaps the snake self identified as a kielbasa?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Wed Jun 19, 2019 11:00 am

Hovannes wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:51 am
rgcurrey wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:46 am
CodeMonkey wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:34 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:14 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:59 pm
I had an adrenaline rush today. I went out to get my grill ready. I opened it up to find a snake resting inside. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a cobra or a black mamba.
8O How did the snake get in there? And why?
Inquiring minds want to know!
He didn't say. :)
The big question is gas or charcoal?
Or perhaps the snake self identified as a kielbasa?
:lol:
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Wed Jun 19, 2019 11:58 am

I just finished lunch. Then I moved my car so the guys digging a fiber optic trench out front could work through.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:01 pm

I'm throwing stuff away. I'm not praying to any of it, expressing my gratitude to it like Marie Kondo, I'm just throwing it in the trash.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:38 pm

Jocose is a KonMari fan boy.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:48 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:38 pm
Jocose is a KonMari fan boy.
I am?

I'll admit that I must GTS to see what yer talking about..
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:35 pm

Jocose wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:48 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:38 pm
Jocose is a KonMari fan boy.
I am?

I'll admit that I must GTS to see what yer talking about..
I googled.

I cant relate.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:51 pm

Jocose wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:35 pm
Jocose wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:48 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:38 pm
Jocose is a KonMari fan boy.
I am?

I'll admit that I must GTS to see what yer talking about..
I googled.

I cant relate.
Maybe it was TNLP. I always get confused between the two of you.
"If we ever get to heaven boys, it aint because we aint done nothin' wrong" - Kris Kristofferson

"One of the things I love about CPS is the frank and enthusiastic dysfunction here. God help me, I do love it so." – OldWorldSwine

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:59 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:51 pm
Jocose wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:35 pm
Jocose wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:48 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:38 pm
Jocose is a KonMari fan boy.
I am?

I'll admit that I must GTS to see what yer talking about..
I googled.

I cant relate.
Maybe it was TNLP. I always get confused between the two of you.
C'mon, Fainn, try to keep up would ya?
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS

"Other vessels will work, but the idealality of the Spam can cannot be contested." ~ JimVH

"The yutz is silly Jocose. I have him foed yet still have to view his stupid and annoying thread titles." ~ Goose55

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by CodeMonkey » Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:19 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:46 am
CodeMonkey wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:34 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:14 pm
CodeMonkey wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:59 pm
I had an adrenaline rush today. I went out to get my grill ready. I opened it up to find a snake resting inside. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a cobra or a black mamba.
8O How did the snake get in there? And why?
Inquiring minds want to know!
He didn't say. :)
The big question is gas or charcoal?
Like me it's powered by gas.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:24 pm

Friday is my last day at the wood shop. Monday I start at Home Depot, again. I want the retirement plan and opportunity to advance. I’ll still be woodworking, but it will be a hobby building things for family and friends.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Stanley76 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:11 pm

This morning my blood pressure was 118/68 and my blood sugar level was 88. This without meds. I went to the gym and walked four miles in just under 60 minutes on the treadmill. Then I came home played with my dogs, ate lunch, took a shower and drove to town. I picked up a new pair of glasses which are perfect, got a buzz haircut, voted in a primary election and bought a 12 pack of beer. The point of all of this is that when I got home it hit me what a nice day it had been. Nothing special, nothing noteworthy, nothing anybody else would care about but it has been a very nice day. In an hour or so I will cap it off with some good pipe tobacco that I haven't decided on yet and a few mugs of cold beer. Sometimes God gifts you with a nice, peaceful, contented day. I prayed and gave Him thanks for that.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:19 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:11 pm
This morning my blood pressure was 118/68 and my blood sugar level was 88. This without meds. I went to the gym and walked four miles in just under 60 minutes on the treadmill. Then I came home played with my dogs, ate lunch, took a shower and drove to town. I picked up a new pair of glasses which are perfect, got a buzz haircut, voted in a primary election and bought a 12 pack of beer. The point of all of this is that when I got home it hit me what a nice day it had been. Nothing special, nothing noteworthy, nothing anybody else would care about but it has been a very nice day. In an hour or so I will cap it off with some good pipe tobacco that I haven't decided on yet and a few mugs of cold beer. Sometimes God gifts you with a nice, peaceful, contented day. I prayed and gave Him thanks for that.
Thread fail, right there!
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:37 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:11 pm
This morning my blood pressure was 118/68 and my blood sugar level was 88. This without meds. I went to the gym and walked four miles in just under 60 minutes on the treadmill. Then I came home played with my dogs, ate lunch, took a shower and drove to town. I picked up a new pair of glasses which are perfect, got a buzz haircut, voted in a primary election and bought a 12 pack of beer. The point of all of this is that when I got home it hit me what a nice day it had been. Nothing special, nothing noteworthy, nothing anybody else would care about but it has been a very nice day. In an hour or so I will cap it off with some good pipe tobacco that I haven't decided on yet and a few mugs of cold beer. Sometimes God gifts you with a nice, peaceful, contented day. I prayed and gave Him thanks for that.
Boom.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Thu Jun 20, 2019 3:08 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:24 pm
Friday is my last day at the wood shop. Monday I start at Home Depot, again. I want the retirement plan and opportunity to advance. I’ll still be woodworking, but it will be a hobby building things for family and friends.


Hello FredS
I like the projects you post though. And my feels are more important than your retirement. :(


Hello mont974x4
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:13 pm

FredS wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:24 pm
Friday is my last day at the wood shop. Monday I start at Home Depot, again. I want the retirement plan and opportunity to advance. I’ll still be woodworking, but it will be a hobby building things for family and friends.


Hello FredS
I like the projects you post though. And my feels are more important than your retirement. :(


Hello mont974x4
I’ll post pics of what I build.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:01 pm

I once got to ride in the co-pilot's seat in one of our corporate jets. It was amazing.
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Post by Fainn » Fri Jun 21, 2019 4:15 pm

When I was in second grade, we had a mailbox where we could write notes to other students. Towards the end of the school year, a girl wrote a note to a boy informing him that his face looked like a butt.
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