Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:15 pm

Jocose wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:12 pm
Jocose wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:09 pm
I worked the graveyard shift last night. I got home at 0530. I had a splash of Highland whiskey and was asleep at 0600. Then up at 0930 and back at work at 1045. I got off at 1415 then home to tear out our kitchen and dining room floor.


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A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to rest..
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:20 pm

I've learned some things about some neighbors that I wish I hadn't learned.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Sat Sep 07, 2019 5:30 pm

Jocose wrote:I've learned some things about some neighbors that I wish I hadn't learned.
I learned that I have neighbors. I share your discontent.


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:08 pm

The old Google logo---the paperclip with googly eyes---bore an uncanny similarity to my immediate supervisor way back when I taught for Embry Riddle Aeronautical University at NAS Lemoore
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Post by rgcurrey » Sun Sep 08, 2019 2:35 pm

Trying to enjoy some english in my dublin in 97 degree heat, but heck, the heat index says it only feels like 107.
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Post by Fainn » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:08 pm

Got out 5 applications today. Its hard when you have 90 percent of the skills and experience. Or you 100 percent and its in some terrible place where guns are illegal or cigar/pipe tobacco is sky-high.
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Post by ReverendThom » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:22 pm

Hovannes wrote:The old Google logo---the paperclip with googly eyes---bore an uncanny similarity to my immediate supervisor way back when I taught for Embry Riddle Aeronautical University at NAS Lemoore
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That's "Clippy" from Microsoft Office's office assistant feature. Hopefully your supervisor was less annoying and far more useful.

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Post by Hovannes » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:29 pm

ReverendThom wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:22 pm
Hovannes wrote:The old Google logo---the paperclip with googly eyes---bore an uncanny similarity to my immediate supervisor way back when I taught for Embry Riddle Aeronautical University at NAS Lemoore
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Well, no, he wasn't.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:20 am

coco wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:07 pm
With crinkly bindlewurdles, mashurbitries.
Surely I'm not the only one who misread this.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:28 am

FredS wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:20 am
coco wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:07 pm
With crinkly bindlewurdles, mashurbitries.
Surely I'm not the only one who misread this.
Nope, you're not.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by rgcurrey » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:19 am

JimVH wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:28 am
FredS wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:20 am
coco wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:07 pm
With crinkly bindlewurdles, mashurbitries.
Surely I'm not the only one who misread this.
Nope, you're not.
I wish I could read.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:01 pm

I finished the new floor install today. Tomorrow I’ll tackle the trim work.


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Post by Hovannes » Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:26 pm

I got chewed out by my letter carrier today.
My son parked his car in front of the mail box and left with a girl to go surfing this morning.
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Post by mont974x4 » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:58 pm

We have a showing at 2:00 tomorrow. I better nap short and get the trim done quickly.


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Post by Stanley76 » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:15 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:26 pm
I got chewed out by my letter carrier today.
My son parked his car in front of the mail box and left with a girl to go surfing this morning.
Is that the same thing as a mailman?
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Post by Hovannes » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:06 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:15 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:26 pm
I got chewed out by my letter carrier today.
My son parked his car in front of the mail box and left with a girl to go surfing this morning.
Is that the same thing as a mailman?
In CA they've all been neutered.
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Post by Hovannes » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:16 pm

Tomorrow morning is the neighborhood pick up. My neighbors from around the corner are in the County so no pick up for them.
The cut down a bunch of Pear trees and their gardener put them on my pile but they dragged them across my gorilla hair (so now I have a bald gorilla)
and didn't cut the wood down to 4' max length which they need to be or they won't get picked up.
So I fired up the Stihl and cut every branch & trunk that's visible to 4'

I still don't know what to do about the gorilla hair :evil:
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Post by Fainn » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:43 pm

I have had only 12 ounces of soft drink in the past three weeks. I have been drinking gatorade and peeing every 2 hours.
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Post by mont974x4 » Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:10 am

Looks like more over time is in my future.


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Post by Fainn » Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:32 am

I'm a nervous drivetrains had to drive a 15 passenger van an hour away. Waiting to drive it back.

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