Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:11 am

Fainn wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:32 am
I'm a nervous drivetrains had to drive a 15 passenger van an hour away. Waiting to drive it back.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:30 am

Jocose wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:11 am
Fainn wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:32 am
I'm a nervous drivetrains had to drive a 15 passenger van an hour away. Waiting to drive it back.

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I just read this outloud 3 times.
You remember the George of the Jungle song?

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Fainn is a drivetrain
Strong as he can be.
Watch out for that tree!

(Good luck clearing that ear worm.)
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:59 am

FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:30 am
Jocose wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:11 am
Fainn wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:32 am
I'm a nervous drivetrains had to drive a 15 passenger van an hour away. Waiting to drive it back.

Sent from my SM-A102U using Tapatalk
I just read this outloud 3 times.
You remember the George of the Jungle song?

Fainn
Fainn
Fainn is a drivetrain
Strong as he can be.
Watch out for that tree!

(Good luck clearing that ear worm.)
Now I have Tom Slick in my mind.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by rgcurrey » Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:47 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:59 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:30 am
Jocose wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:11 am
Fainn wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:32 am
I'm a nervous drivetrains had to drive a 15 passenger van an hour away. Waiting to drive it back.

Sent from my SM-A102U using Tapatalk
I just read this outloud 3 times.
You remember the George of the Jungle song?

Fainn
Fainn
Fainn is a drivetrain
Strong as he can be.
Watch out for that tree!

(Good luck clearing that ear worm.)
Now I have Tom Slick in my mind.
More fun than having Tom Jones stuck in your mind.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:36 pm

rgcurrey wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:47 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:59 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:30 am
Jocose wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:11 am
Fainn wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:32 am
I'm a nervous drivetrains had to drive a 15 passenger van an hour away. Waiting to drive it back.

Sent from my SM-A102U using Tapatalk
I just read this outloud 3 times.
You remember the George of the Jungle song?

Fainn
Fainn
Fainn is a drivetrain
Strong as he can be.
Watch out for that tree!

(Good luck clearing that ear worm.)
Now I have Tom Slick in my mind.
More fun than having Tom Jones stuck in your mind.
You're welcome...
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2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JudgeRusty » Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:47 pm

gaining_age wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:36 pm
rgcurrey wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:47 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:59 am
FredS wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:30 am
Jocose wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:11 am
Fainn wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:32 am
I'm a nervous drivetrains had to drive a 15 passenger van an hour away. Waiting to drive it back.

Sent from my SM-A102U using Tapatalk
I just read this outloud 3 times.
You remember the George of the Jungle song?

Fainn
Fainn
Fainn is a drivetrain
Strong as he can be.
Watch out for that tree!

(Good luck clearing that ear worm.)
Now I have Tom Slick in my mind.
More fun than having Tom Jones stuck in your mind.
You're welcome...
When you find youself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)

Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it,
Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (puk ack!)

He will drink his super sauce
And throw the bad guys for a loss
And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk)
There is one thing you should learn
When there is no one else to turn to
Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk)
Call for Super Chicken! (puk ack!)
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Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:51 pm

I’m really hoping the people who looked at our house today make an offer. I want to move before winter hits.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by vwdeano » Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:58 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:51 pm
I’m really hoping the people who looked at our house today make an offer. I want to move before winter hits.


Hello FredS
With you. Mine has been on the market for a while. and I care.

dangit.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:10 pm

vwdeano wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:51 pm
I’m really hoping the people who looked at our house today make an offer. I want to move before winter hits.


Hello FredS
With you. Mine has been on the market for a while. and I care.

dangit.
This is month 7.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by UncleBob » Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:44 pm

Having a Barq's and smoking a pipe in a cool breeze. It has been so long since I enjoyed a cool breeze.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:16 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:11 am
Fainn wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:32 am
I'm a nervous drivetrains had to drive a 15 passenger van an hour away. Waiting to drive it back.

Sent from my SM-A102U using Tapatalk
I just read this outloud 3 times.
It should read "driver and"
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:55 am

It looks like I’ll be working 1900-0500 for awhile.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:25 am

UncleBob wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:44 pm
Having a Barq's and smoking a pipe in a cool breeze. It has been so long since I enjoyed a cool breeze.
... what's that like? Wink is as good as a nod... if you know what a mean...
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2:6 Whoever claims to live in him must walk as Jesus walked
3:6 No one who lives in him keeps on sinning

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Wed Sep 11, 2019 1:03 pm

At a meeting with other friends of bill. A guy asked for a ride home after the meeting, I told him I dont have another helmet with me. The last time i drove him home he asked me for $10, which he never repaid. I'm not worried about it.
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"Other vessels will work, but the idealality of the Spam can cannot be contested." ~ JimVH

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Stanley76 » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:02 pm

After 48 weeks of walking for an hour five days a week I have worn out my shoes so today I bought two pairs, one pair is basic walking shoes and the other pair is trail running. I will not be running any trails but they look cool. I also bought six pairs of my favorite Carhartt socks, the thick kind. I got a head light fixed and oil changed in my truck, deposited some money in my savings account and had my new Madsen Morta pipe and a fifty Parodi cigars waiting for me in the mailbox when I got home. A pretty decent day.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:52 pm

Apparently my church is holding a "Weenie Wednesday" tonight. Not sure who thought this was a good idea.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:21 am

Fainn wrote:
Wed Sep 11, 2019 6:52 pm
Apparently my church is holding a "Weenie Wednesday" tonight. Not sure who thought this was a good idea.
Blokes only?
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Y'all crazy

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm

Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:32 pm

Depending on my assigned tasks for the night, I walk between 6 and 8 miles a day.


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:07 pm

FredS wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
Image
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
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