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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
by mont974x4
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
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I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:18 pm
by FredS
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
Image
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:19 pm
by mont974x4
FredS wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
Image
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4
Or a sundial.


Hello FredS

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:23 pm
by FredS
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:19 pm
FredS wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
Image
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4
Or a sundial.


Hello FredS
The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.


Hello mont974x4

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:35 pm
by mont974x4
FredS wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:19 pm
FredS wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
Image
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4
Or a sundial.


Hello FredS
The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.


Hello mont974x4
Image


Hello FredS

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:10 pm
by JimVH
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:35 pm
FredS wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:19 pm
FredS wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
Image
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4
Or a sundial.


Hello FredS
The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.


Hello mont974x4
Image


Hello FredS
FredS is now BigBen.

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:35 am
by gaining_age
JimVH wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:10 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:35 pm
FredS wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:19 pm
FredS wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:13 pm
JimVH wrote:
FredS wrote:
Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm
Erection Sheets aren't nearly as exciting as one might think.
Image
I wouldn’t have guessed they were made of paper.
I heard there’s a pill for that.


Hello FredS
I've been taking Viagra with iron supplements. Don't need my compass anymore.


Hello mont974x4
Or a sundial.


Hello FredS
The shadow tells me it's 8:00.
Man, I'm glad I have a big clock.


Hello mont974x4
Image


Hello FredS
FredS is now BigBen.
They say the eyesight is the second thing to go...

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 12:15 pm
by Fainn
I've never stolen a horse from somebody I didn't like.

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:31 pm
by FredS
From my friend Stan-the-Lutheran-Pastor
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:59 pm
by mont974x4
FredS wrote:From my friend Stan-the-Lutheran-Pastor
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Appreciative chuckle


Hello FredS

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:59 pm
by DepartedLight
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:59 pm
FredS wrote:From my friend Stan-the-Lutheran-Pastor
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Appreciative chuckle


Hello FredS
:lol: :lol:

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:17 pm
by CodeMonkey
I've been spending some quality time with Mr. Jim Beam Black. If you get a chance to make his acquaintance, take advantage of the chance.

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:41 pm
by Fainn
I found my pocket edition of Chicago Manual of Style.Ya'll don't even know how happy I am.

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 4:16 am
by ReverendThom
On Thursday night I grabbed the No-name apple juice from the fridge and chugged it straight from the carton. Turns out it was no-name chicken broth. It was a nasty surprise.

I told the story on my show yesterday and then had people call in with their own stories. I laughed.

https://soundcloud.com/user-554976029-6 ... the-carton

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:50 pm
by Hovannes
It's 100 degrees. I just came in from cleaning up one corner the the side yard.
Mrs Hov baked the first batch of pumpkin spice muffins of the season.

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:10 pm
by mont974x4
I’ve never used Uber or any other ride share trap.


Hello FredS

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:54 pm
by Fainn
Started the mentoring process for ministry this past week.

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 9:19 pm
by sweetandsour
I had a very vivid dream last night, and remembered every face and detail when I woke up, but by late afternoon I couldn't remember the first thing about it.

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 6:40 am
by coco
Fainn wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:54 pm
Started the mentoring process for ministry this past week.
Thread fail.

Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:16 am
by coco
Hovannes wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 5:50 pm
It's 100 degrees. I just came in from cleaning up one corner the the side yard.
Mrs Hov baked the first batch of pumpkin spice muffins of the season.
It's Autumn here as well.