Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

[Fainn]

Been up since 5. Staying up long enough to fisnish this pipe.

[GaryInVA]

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.

[Fainn]

Applied for a job near my family. I have 85 % of the qualifications, but its in an area where you have to belong to whatever party is in charge and you cant hide your party because its public info.

[AnungUnRama]

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.

The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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[GaryInVA]

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.

The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.

[hugodrax]

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.

The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.

Dont short the lard.

[JimVH]

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.

The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.

A man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.

[rgcurrey]

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.

The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.

A man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.

No I feel like fried food for some reason . . . .

[hugodrax]

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.

The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.

A man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.

No I feel like fried food for some reason . . . .

Who are you arguing with?

[rgcurrey]

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.

The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.

A man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.

No I feel like fried food for some reason . . . .

Who are you arguing with?

I guess myself?

Should have said "Now" I feel like fried food. But alas the moment has passed and all I feel like is going home and taking a nap.

[FredS]

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.

The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.

Dont short the lard.

Words to live by, right there. Or as coco would say 'Word Up!'

[Fainn]

Went to Guitar Center to pick up some Vic Firth sticks to replace the cheap plastic ones that came with Solomon's drumset. I am THAT dad.

[mont974x4]

Is that JimVH?



Hello FredS

[sweetandsour]

I finally made it home last night Abt 10 pm. Ate BBQ from Bucee's, and it was mooing at me at 230 am this morning. A guy on the jetway in Denver began talking loudly about plane crashes. I turned and asked him what row he was sitting on.

[JimVH]

Is that JimVH?



Hello FredS

No, I don’t have that kind of swagger. That’s clearly UncleBob.

[mont974x4]

Is that JimVH?



Hello FredS

No, I don’t have that kind of swagger. That’s clearly UncleBob.

That was my second guess. Good call.


Hello FredS

[AnungUnRama]

Went to Guitar Center to pick up some Vic Firth sticks to replace the cheap plastic ones that came with Solomon's drumset. I am THAT dad.

7A? 5B? 2B???? Inquiring minds need to know.

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[coco]

I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.

The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.

Sent from my SM-G960U using Tapatalk

I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.

Dont short the lard.

Words to live by, right there. Or as coco would say 'Word Up!'

I do love wearing a bright red codpiece.

[Fainn]

Went to Guitar Center to pick up some Vic Firth sticks to replace the cheap plastic ones that came with Solomon's drumset. I am THAT dad.

7A? 5B? 2B???? Inquiring minds need to know.

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7A, of course. He's only 2.

[coco]

Quotes from today's game announcers:

"He put some zoozoo on that one."

"We need more than just rock, paper, scissors; we are going to need some more kitchen utensils."