Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
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Been up since 5. Staying up long enough to fisnish this pipe.
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I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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Applied for a job near my family. I have 85 % of the qualifications, but its in an area where you have to belong to whatever party is in charge and you cant hide your party because its public info.
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The lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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I should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.AnungUnRama wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 amThe lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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Dont short the lard.GaryInVA wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 amI should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.AnungUnRama wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 amThe lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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A man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.GaryInVA wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 amI should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.AnungUnRama wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 amThe lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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No I feel like fried food for some reason . . . .JimVH wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:46 amA man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.GaryInVA wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 amI should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.AnungUnRama wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 amThe lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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Who are you arguing with?rgcurrey wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:15 amNo I feel like fried food for some reason . . . .JimVH wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:46 amA man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.GaryInVA wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 amI should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.AnungUnRama wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 amThe lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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I guess myself?hugodrax wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:47 amWho are you arguing with?rgcurrey wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 11:15 amNo I feel like fried food for some reason . . . .JimVH wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:46 amA man that cooks with lard does not need to be a grammarian. The pork fat speaks for him.GaryInVA wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 amI should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.AnungUnRama wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 amThe lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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Should have said "Now" I feel like fried food. But alas the moment has passed and all I feel like is going home and taking a nap.
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Words to live by, right there. Or as coco would say 'Word Up!'hugodrax wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:22 amDont short the lard.GaryInVA wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 amI should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.AnungUnRama wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 amThe lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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Went to Guitar Center to pick up some Vic Firth sticks to replace the cheap plastic ones that came with Solomon's drumset. I am THAT dad.
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Is that JimVH?

Hello FredS

Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
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No, I don’t have that kind of swagger. That’s clearly UncleBob.
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That was my second guess. Good call.
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7A? 5B? 2B???? Inquiring minds need to know.Fainn wrote:Went to Guitar Center to pick up some Vic Firth sticks to replace the cheap plastic ones that came with Solomon's drumset. I am THAT dad.
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I do love wearing a bright red codpiece.FredS wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:26 pmWords to live by, right there. Or as coco would say 'Word Up!'hugodrax wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:22 amDont short the lard.GaryInVA wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:58 amI should have worded that better. The recipe called for lard and that's what I put in the cookies. Some people substitute shorting for the lard.AnungUnRama wrote: ↑Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:24 amThe lard was used lard? Or you used lard? English is a terrible language.GaryInVA wrote:I made my late grandmother's bizcocho cookies for my daughte's spanish class. The recipe called for a pound of lard. It was used.
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7A, of course. He's only 2.AnungUnRama wrote: ↑Sat Oct 12, 2019 11:35 am7A? 5B? 2B???? Inquiring minds need to know.Fainn wrote:Went to Guitar Center to pick up some Vic Firth sticks to replace the cheap plastic ones that came with Solomon's drumset. I am THAT dad.
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