Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:02 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 7:40 pm
Adam Z wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:36 pm
I despise the company I work for. I want to go to work elsewhere, but I'm scared to. I have job security here, since nobody wants to do my job. I don't even know what it looks like to look for work anymore. Been here almost 15 years.
Thread fail. I worked for a company once, the employees were so ashamed about where we worked, when anyone asked where I worked and what I did, I'd tell them that I was a piano player at a whorehouse.
What’s wrong with playing piano in a whorehouse? Yer tickling the ivories Is not .... um ... tickling other things.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Oct 22, 2019 10:14 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 7:40 pm
Adam Z wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:36 pm
I despise the company I work for. I want to go to work elsewhere, but I'm scared to. I have job security here, since nobody wants to do my job. I don't even know what it looks like to look for work anymore. Been here almost 15 years.
Thread fail. I worked for a company once, the employees were so ashamed about where we worked, when anyone asked where I worked and what I did, I'd tell them that I was a piano player at a whorehouse.
In Oklahoma during the oil boom of the early 80's I often saw a bumper sticker with 'Don't tell my mother I work in the oil patch, she thinks I'm a piano player in a whore house'.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by sweetandsour » Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:23 am

CodeMonkey wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 10:14 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 7:40 pm
Adam Z wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:36 pm
I despise the company I work for. I want to go to work elsewhere, but I'm scared to. I have job security here, since nobody wants to do my job. I don't even know what it looks like to look for work anymore. Been here almost 15 years.
Thread fail. I worked for a company once, the employees were so ashamed about where we worked, when anyone asked where I worked and what I did, I'd tell them that I was a piano player at a whorehouse.
In Oklahoma during the oil boom of the early 80's I often saw a bumper sticker with 'Don't tell my mother I work in the oil patch, she thinks I'm a piano player in a whore house'.
Ha! Yes, it's an old petroleum industry joke I guess.

But I still feel for Adam and Fainn and anyone else who doesn't care for their job or employer. Prayers that they'll be able to move on if they need to, or be able to shine where they are if need be.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:00 pm

I saw AKPreacher's name on the board and somehow thought of Preacherman. Preacherman was (still is, I hope) a baptist who tweaked the admins and mods one too many times and got booted the heck out of here. He was a good enough guy I think, just couldn't abide any brand of Christianity to the left of his.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Red129er » Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:07 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:00 pm
I saw AKPreacher's name on the board and somehow thought of Preacherman. Preacherman was (still is, I hope) a baptist who tweaked the admins and mods one too many times and got booted the heck out of here. He was a good enough guy I think, just couldn't abide any brand of Christianity to the left of his.
I think I remember him from my days here as jo numbers. I think I'll browse the forum search function to see the juicy deets. :lol:

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Red129er » Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:13 pm

Red129er wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:07 pm
FredS wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:00 pm
I saw AKPreacher's name on the board and somehow thought of Preacherman. Preacherman was (still is, I hope) a baptist who tweaked the admins and mods one too many times and got booted the heck out of here. He was a good enough guy I think, just couldn't abide any brand of Christianity to the left of his.
I think I remember him from my days here as jo numbers. I think I'll browse the forum search function to see the juicy deets. :lol:
Upon further reflection, not who I thought. Well before my time here.

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Post by Fainn » Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:43 pm

My grandparents used to ride motorcycles with another couple. Decades later, I ended up in the same graduate program and classes as their grandaughter.
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Post by hugodrax » Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:12 pm

Thar be baseball tonight, boys.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by sweetandsour » Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:28 pm

FredS wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:00 pm
I saw AKPreacher's name on the board and somehow thought of Preacherman. Preacherman was (still is, I hope) a baptist who tweaked the admins and mods one too many times and got booted the heck out of here. He was a good enough guy I think, just couldn't abide any brand of Christianity to the left of his.
"tweaked" is putting it very mildly, if I remember correctly. I liked him, but he took this forum way too seriously, and got a little sore. I did that once myself a few years ago, but I didn't tweak anyone.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:02 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:12 pm
Thar be baseball tonight, boys.
And it’s painful.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:21 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:02 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:12 pm
Thar be baseball tonight, boys.
And it’s painful.
Eh. We'll all wake up unchanged in the morning, sir.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by CodeMonkey » Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:29 am

I received a request from the Missouri GOP. I told them I would rather have my private parts crushed in a vice than agree to their request.
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Post by Jester » Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:52 am

CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:29 am
I received a request from the Missouri GOP. I told them I would rather have my private parts crushed in a vice than agree to their request.
What did they request?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:02 am

Jester wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:52 am
CodeMonkey wrote:
Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:29 am
I received a request from the Missouri GOP. I told them I would rather have my private parts crushed in a vice than agree to their request.
What did they request?
Obviously not to have his private parts crushed in a vice. He's amenable to that.
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Post by Stanley76 » Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:34 am

Hovannes wrote:
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The next time I have to give a name to get a table at a restaurant, it's got to be Pierre Delecto :rotfl:
It's past time you retired the Carlos Danger name.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Thu Oct 24, 2019 9:53 am

Adam Z wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:36 pm
I despise the company I work for. I want to go to work elsewhere, but I'm scared to. I have job security here, since nobody wants to do my job. I don't even know what it looks like to look for work anymore. Been here almost 15 years.
Did their check not clear?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Thu Oct 24, 2019 10:57 am

Adam Z wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 4:36 pm
I despise the company I work for. I want to go to work elsewhere, but I'm scared to. I have job security here, since nobody wants to do my job. I don't even know what it looks like to look for work anymore. Been here almost 15 years.
Be bold.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:47 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:21 pm
JimVH wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:02 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 9:12 pm
Thar be baseball tonight, boys.
And it’s painful.
Eh. We'll all wake up unchanged in the morning, sir.
Yes, I know.
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"The easiest way to digest success is through gratitude." Matthew McConaughey

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Post by FredS » Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:08 pm

I just joined a FB group centered on my home river. It threw up a list of members with whom I have things in common and one of the dudes is friends with JRuegg.
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Post by GaryInVA » Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:15 pm

Brisket, jalapeno sausage link, jalapeno slices, onions, and pickles for lunch.
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
Y'all crazy

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