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Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
- coco
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"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk
- mont974x4
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
They moved it just for me.
Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
- JimVH
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That's pretty cool.
"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard
- DepartedLight
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
coco's avatard this season is particularly fetching.
- mont974x4
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Yeah. They’re some good people.
Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
- JMG
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I ate an awful lot of bamboo this past week.
"No reserves, no retreats, no regrets."
"When you're dumb, you've got to be tough." - my dad
"When you're dumb, you've got to be tough." - my dad
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"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard
- JMG
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Well done, sir.
"No reserves, no retreats, no regrets."
"When you're dumb, you've got to be tough." - my dad
"When you're dumb, you've got to be tough." - my dad
- coco
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"Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a cob with a forever lucite stem." (Pipverbs 1:1)
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk
"No more signatures that quote other CPS members." - Thunk
- Fainn
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I bought enough gifts for my immediate family so that each person would be able to get and give.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.
- vwdeano
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I washed and waxed two cars yesterday. Afterwards, I questioned why on earth I did two in one day...
Dean
"A dog is the only thing that loves you more than he loves himself"
"A dog is the only thing that loves you more than he loves himself"
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Last night I got to sing Christmas Carols along with the local Symphony Orchestra and the Master Chorale. Fun! 

"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."
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Considering how my weekends have gone the last few months, I am wondering why I don't work the weekends and take two days off during the week.
"Let it be understood that those who are not found living as He taught are not Christian- even though they profess with the lips the teaching of Christ." - Justin Martyr ( c.160 )
“Moral principles do not depend on a majority vote. Wrong is wrong, even if everybody is wrong. Right is right, even if nobody is right.” - Venerable Servant of God, Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen
“Moral principles do not depend on a majority vote. Wrong is wrong, even if everybody is wrong. Right is right, even if nobody is right.” - Venerable Servant of God, Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen
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After years of providing advice to people, within the last year I have stopped giving people advice and decided to let them do things however they think without my input. Why? Because I am usually ignored OR people only take half the advice and things don't work...then its my fault. Now, I don't give advice and that somehow makes me heartless...or something. I haven't figured it all out yet. I find it strange people don't listen to me, but when I don't say anything all they want is my advice, then ignore it. So, I started telling them, "I can't help you until you want to help yourself. When you are ready to help yourself I will do everything I can to help you out." Somehow, that is still wrong. Oh, well. Some people have to learn the hard way and others never do learn. What can you do? 

"Let it be understood that those who are not found living as He taught are not Christian- even though they profess with the lips the teaching of Christ." - Justin Martyr ( c.160 )
“Moral principles do not depend on a majority vote. Wrong is wrong, even if everybody is wrong. Right is right, even if nobody is right.” - Venerable Servant of God, Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen
“Moral principles do not depend on a majority vote. Wrong is wrong, even if everybody is wrong. Right is right, even if nobody is right.” - Venerable Servant of God, Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen
- mont974x4
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I admit that is a hard lesson to learn.Kerdy wrote:After years of providing advice to people, within the last year I have stopped giving people advice and decided to let them do things however they think without my input. Why? Because I am usually ignored OR people only take half the advice and things don't work...then its my fault. Now, I don't give advice and that somehow makes me heartless...or something. I haven't figured it all out yet. I find it strange people don't listen to me, but when I don't say anything all they want is my advice, then ignore it. So, I started telling them, "I can't help you until you want to help yourself. When you are ready to help yourself I will do everything I can to help you out." Somehow, that is still wrong. Oh, well. Some people have to learn the hard way and others never do learn. What can you do?
Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
- JimVH
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I eat M&Ms one at a time, letting the chocolate melt inside under my tongue before chomping.
"The days that I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, I have really good days." Ray Wylie Hubbard
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A wood stove with an 8" flu will not heat a room with a poured concrete floor. Especially when the stove is elevated above the floor.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About
Since my dad died less than a week before Christmas one year, December is always hard.
Farts are either proof that God is a man or a sign of a fallen world.
- mont974x4
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I’m sorry my friend. Know that you’re not alone in this struggle. I could gladly see the month removed from the calendar.Fainn wrote:Since my dad died less than a week before Christmas one year, December is always hard.
Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
Ire attracter-at-large and general misanthrope.
- rgcurrey
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I eat'em one handful at a time, don't want any of them to escape.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen