Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:36 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:54 pm
Tonight is my last night working freight at Home Depot. We’re having our Christmas party tonight.


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Post by mont974x4 » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:45 pm

coco wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:54 pm
Tonight is my last night working freight at Home Depot. We’re having our Christmas party tonight.


Hello FredS
Good timing
They moved it just for me.


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It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:19 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:45 pm
coco wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:54 pm
Tonight is my last night working freight at Home Depot. We’re having our Christmas party tonight.


Hello FredS
Good timing
They moved it just for me.


Hello FredS
That's pretty cool.
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Post by DepartedLight » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:06 pm

coco's avatard this season is particularly fetching.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:30 pm

JimVH wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:45 pm
coco wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 5:54 pm
Tonight is my last night working freight at Home Depot. We’re having our Christmas party tonight.


Hello FredS
Good timing
They moved it just for me.


Hello FredS
That's pretty cool.
Yeah. They’re some good people.


Hello FredS
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by JMG » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:49 pm

I ate an awful lot of bamboo this past week.
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Post by JimVH » Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:46 am

JMG wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:49 pm
I ate an awful lot of bamboo this past week.
Well shoot(s).
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Post by JMG » Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:19 am

JimVH wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:46 am
JMG wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:49 pm
I ate an awful lot of bamboo this past week.
Well shoot(s).
Well done, sir.
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Post by coco » Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:26 am

JMG wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:19 am
JimVH wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2019 1:46 am
JMG wrote:
Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:49 pm
I ate an awful lot of bamboo this past week.
Well shoot(s).
Well done, sir.
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Post by Fainn » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:21 pm

I bought enough gifts for my immediate family so that each person would be able to get and give.
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Post by vwdeano » Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:30 am

I washed and waxed two cars yesterday. Afterwards, I questioned why on earth I did two in one day...
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Post by Hovannes » Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:26 am

Last night I got to sing Christmas Carols along with the local Symphony Orchestra and the Master Chorale. Fun! :D
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Post by Kerdy » Sun Dec 08, 2019 10:49 am

Considering how my weekends have gone the last few months, I am wondering why I don't work the weekends and take two days off during the week.
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Post by Kerdy » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:02 am

After years of providing advice to people, within the last year I have stopped giving people advice and decided to let them do things however they think without my input. Why? Because I am usually ignored OR people only take half the advice and things don't work...then its my fault. Now, I don't give advice and that somehow makes me heartless...or something. I haven't figured it all out yet. I find it strange people don't listen to me, but when I don't say anything all they want is my advice, then ignore it. So, I started telling them, "I can't help you until you want to help yourself. When you are ready to help yourself I will do everything I can to help you out." Somehow, that is still wrong. Oh, well. Some people have to learn the hard way and others never do learn. What can you do? :confused:
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Post by mont974x4 » Sun Dec 08, 2019 11:31 am

Kerdy wrote:After years of providing advice to people, within the last year I have stopped giving people advice and decided to let them do things however they think without my input. Why? Because I am usually ignored OR people only take half the advice and things don't work...then its my fault. Now, I don't give advice and that somehow makes me heartless...or something. I haven't figured it all out yet. I find it strange people don't listen to me, but when I don't say anything all they want is my advice, then ignore it. So, I started telling them, "I can't help you until you want to help yourself. When you are ready to help yourself I will do everything I can to help you out." Somehow, that is still wrong. Oh, well. Some people have to learn the hard way and others never do learn. What can you do? :confused:
I admit that is a hard lesson to learn.


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Post by JimVH » Sun Dec 08, 2019 3:37 pm

I eat M&Ms one at a time, letting the chocolate melt inside under my tongue before chomping.
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Post by AnungUnRama » Sun Dec 08, 2019 3:41 pm

A wood stove with an 8" flu will not heat a room with a poured concrete floor. Especially when the stove is elevated above the floor.

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Post by Fainn » Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:27 pm

Since my dad died less than a week before Christmas one year, December is always hard.
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Post by mont974x4 » Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:29 pm

Fainn wrote:Since my dad died less than a week before Christmas one year, December is always hard.
I’m sorry my friend. Know that you’re not alone in this struggle. I could gladly see the month removed from the calendar.


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Post by rgcurrey » Sun Dec 08, 2019 9:54 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 3:37 pm
I eat M&Ms one at a time, letting the chocolate melt inside under my tongue before chomping.
I eat'em one handful at a time, don't want any of them to escape.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen

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