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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:43 pm

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Mon Feb 17, 2020 5:44 pm

Dodge Ram Cummins turbocharged 4×4 Dually Laramie Edition.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:33 pm

I have a truck.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:39 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:33 pm
I have a truck.
I do as well.
"Did I go wrong by buying a High Output Cummins 6.7L diesel Ram Laramie?" - Goose

There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by sweetandsour » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:42 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:39 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:33 pm
I have a truck.
I do as well.
+1
I'm old but I'm happy. (Most of the time.)

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:48 pm

sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:42 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:39 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:33 pm
I have a truck.
I do as well.
+1
Absolutely useless facts, indeed.
"Did I go wrong by buying a High Output Cummins 6.7L diesel Ram Laramie?" - Goose

There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Post by hugodrax » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:59 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:48 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:42 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:39 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:33 pm
I have a truck.
I do as well.
+1
Absolutely useless facts, indeed.
Why arent you talking about the only subject of interest to our readers?

I'm talking, of course, about Goose's new truck. Give the people what they want, I say. And they don't want to hear about anything else right now.

Remember, if you arent part of the solution, then you're a namby-pamby passive aggressive person...I mean, part of the problem.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:04 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:59 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:48 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:42 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:39 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:33 pm
I have a truck.
I do as well.
+1
Absolutely useless facts, indeed.
Why arent you talking about the only subject of interest to our readers?

I'm talking, of course, about Goose's new truck. Give the people what they want, I say. And they don't want to hear about anything else right now.

Remember, if you arent part of the solution, then you're a namby-pamby passive aggressive person...I mean, part of the problem.
Is it okay to talk about trucks not owned by Goose?
"Did I go wrong by buying a High Output Cummins 6.7L diesel Ram Laramie?" - Goose

There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Post by hugodrax » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:18 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:04 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:59 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:48 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:42 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:39 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:33 pm
I have a truck.
I do as well.
+1
Absolutely useless facts, indeed.
Why arent you talking about the only subject of interest to our readers?

I'm talking, of course, about Goose's new truck. Give the people what they want, I say. And they don't want to hear about anything else right now.

Remember, if you arent part of the solution, then you're a namby-pamby passive aggressive person...I mean, part of the problem.
Is it okay to talk about trucks not owned by Goose?
On CPS?

Seriously?!?

Goose only, bro.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:25 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:18 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:04 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:59 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:48 pm
sweetandsour wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:42 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:39 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:33 pm
I have a truck.
I do as well.
+1
Absolutely useless facts, indeed.
Why arent you talking about the only subject of interest to our readers?

I'm talking, of course, about Goose's new truck. Give the people what they want, I say. And they don't want to hear about anything else right now.

Remember, if you arent part of the solution, then you're a namby-pamby passive aggressive person...I mean, part of the problem.
Is it okay to talk about trucks not owned by Goose?
On CPS?

Seriously?!?

Goose only, bro.
I'm just about trucked out for tonight. I shall now go sit in my truck as it sits in the driveway, wishing that it was a big dually.
"Did I go wrong by buying a High Output Cummins 6.7L diesel Ram Laramie?" - Goose

There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Post by FredS » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:31 pm

I propose a new drinking game. Every time goose writes "2019 Ram Cummins Turbo Diesel 3500 4 x 4 Dually" you chug a beer. Last man able to post a coherent sentence wins the pocket lint from AMJ'a corduroy britches.
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Post by hugodrax » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:37 pm

FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:31 pm
I propose a new drinking game. Every time goose writes "2019 Ram Cummins Turbo Diesel 3500 4 x 4 Dually" you chug a beer. Last man able to post a coherent sentence wins the pocket lint from AMJ'a corduroy britches.
You'll have blood on your hands.
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Post by JimVH » Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:45 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:37 pm
FredS wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 7:31 pm
I propose a new drinking game. Every time goose writes "2019 Ram Cummins Turbo Diesel 3500 4 x 4 Dually" you chug a beer. Last man able to post a coherent sentence wins the pocket lint from AMJ'a corduroy britches.
You'll have blood on your hands.
I picked a bad day to give up drinking games.
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Post by gaining_age » Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:27 am

Can't turn your back to this place for a moment...




you might get runn'd over.
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Post by DepartedLight » Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:09 am

Am back from visiting Cousin Mountain. My aunt was in great spirits.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:26 am

gaining_age wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:27 am
Can't turn your back to this place for a moment...




you might get runn'd over.
By a 2019 Ram Cummins Turbo Diesel 3500 4 x 4 Dually.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by gaining_age » Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:56 am

FredS wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:26 am
gaining_age wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:27 am
Can't turn your back to this place for a moment...




you might get runn'd over.
By a 2019 Ram Cummins Turbo Diesel 3500 4 x 4 Dually.
This is more my style:

Image

or
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Post by hugodrax » Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:57 am

FredS wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 8:26 am
gaining_age wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:27 am
Can't turn your back to this place for a moment...




you might get runn'd over.
By a 2019 Ram Cummins Turbo Diesel 3500 4 x 4 Dually.
Laramie Edition. You forgot it's a Laramie Edition. It's important to state this regal truck's full title.

Which running over is what Christ intended to happen to the unwary, the momentary heedless, the distracted, and unshriven children. Suffer the family of five to come unto me once they crawl out from under that 2019 Ram Cummins Turbo Diesel 4x4 Dually Laramie Edition, said the Lord.

Amen.
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Post by Jocosoe » Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:42 pm

I can't relate™.
..prepare to be ostracized-TNLP


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Post by hugodrax » Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:49 pm

Jocosoe wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 4:42 pm
I can't relate™™.
Oh, calloo callay!
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