Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Fri May 29, 2020 4:32 pm

I have three cute twenty-something girls wearing short-shorts on my patio putting the finishing touches on a beer pong table they built.
Life is very, very good! :D
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Fri May 29, 2020 4:35 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:32 pm
I have three cute twenty-something girls wearing short-shorts on my patio putting the finishing touches on a beer pong table they built.
Life is very, very good! :D
Matter of perspective?
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Fri May 29, 2020 4:53 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:35 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:32 pm
I have three cute twenty-something girls wearing short-shorts on my patio putting the finishing touches on a beer pong table they built.
Life is very, very good! :D
Matter of perspective?
Cute twenty-something girls be like "My friends creepy 40-something dad is watching us play beer pong. As if. Gross."
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Fri May 29, 2020 5:39 pm

FredS wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:53 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:35 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:32 pm
I have three cute twenty-something girls wearing short-shorts on my patio putting the finishing touches on a beer pong table they built.
Life is very, very good! :D
Matter of perspective?
Cute twenty-something girls be like "My friends creepy 40-something dad is watching us play beer pong. As if. Gross."
Eh. They're loss. Hov is not a perv.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth
—Marcus Aurelius

non nobis, Domine, non nobis, sed nomini tuo da gloriam

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Fri May 29, 2020 6:29 pm

Kids are small because they poop all the time.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by AFRS » Fri May 29, 2020 7:18 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 5:39 pm
FredS wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:53 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:35 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:32 pm
I have three cute twenty-something girls wearing short-shorts on my patio putting the finishing touches on a beer pong table they built.
Life is very, very good! :D
Matter of perspective?
Cute twenty-something girls be like "My friends creepy 40-something dad is watching us play beer pong. As if. Gross."
Eh. They're loss. Hov is not a perv.
Their

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by hugodrax » Fri May 29, 2020 7:47 pm

AFRS wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 7:18 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 5:39 pm
FredS wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:53 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:35 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Fri May 29, 2020 4:32 pm
I have three cute twenty-something girls wearing short-shorts on my patio putting the finishing touches on a beer pong table they built.
Life is very, very good! :D
Matter of perspective?
Cute twenty-something girls be like "My friends creepy 40-something dad is watching us play beer pong. As if. Gross."
Eh. They're loss. Hov is not a perv.
Their
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Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Fri May 29, 2020 8:35 pm

I wrote a song at work today. I need a bass and steel guitar to round it out.
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