Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:30 am

gaining_age wrote:
Fri Aug 07, 2020 7:29 pm
joegoat wrote:
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hugodrax wrote:
GaryInVA wrote:
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Today, at work, I witnessed one of the most unprofessional acts I've ever seen in the workplace. Still shaking my head.
It was a pantsing, amirite?
I'm going with the opposite direction. An atomic wedgie so bad the elastic band tore loose?

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Unprofessional, eh? So they didn't get paid for that effort-- whatever it may have been.
It involved rage, emailing the CEO, and being escorted off the property.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:08 am

GaryInVA wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:30 am
gaining_age wrote:
Fri Aug 07, 2020 7:29 pm
joegoat wrote:
Fri Aug 07, 2020 5:44 pm
hugodrax wrote:
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Aug 07, 2020 4:35 pm
Today, at work, I witnessed one of the most unprofessional acts I've ever seen in the workplace. Still shaking my head.
It was a pantsing, amirite?
I'm going with the opposite direction. An atomic wedgie so bad the elastic band tore loose?

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Unprofessional, eh? So they didn't get paid for that effort-- whatever it may have been.
It involved rage, emailing the CEO, and being escorted off the property.
And that's why I stay medicated!

Gotta pay da rent.
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Post by Fainn » Sun Aug 09, 2020 2:15 pm

If I had applied for unemployment in April, I would have gotten 3 times what I actually make. The big $600 a week benefits expired July 3, but I am looking at closer to $60 a week unless those buttheads in Washington make an agreement.
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Post by DepartedLight » Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:53 pm

I am down to my last dose of anti-crazy pills.

Been having a hellova time getting refill done. Reckon I'll be visiting the Dr. Office tomorrow.

It really is not a good idea for me to be off meds.

Ask around. They'll tell ya.
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Post by Sir Moose » Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:03 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:53 pm
I am down to my last dose of anti-crazy pills.

Been having a hellova time getting refill done. Reckon I'll be visiting the Dr. Office tomorrow.

It really is not a good idea for me to be off meds.

Ask around. They'll tell ya.
So we're actually getting the medicated version of you? I'm a little scared.
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Post by Fainn » Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:09 pm

My nut holder arrived.
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Post by hugodrax » Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:36 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:09 pm
My nut holder arrived.
Speechless.
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Post by joegoat » Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:58 pm

I just tore the tag off a mattress.
Mrs. Joegoat immediately informed me it was against the law. I read her the entire statement. "Tag not to be removed except by the consumer."
Her reply, "We haven't eaten it yet though."


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Post by mont974x4 » Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:33 am

joegoat wrote:I just tore the tag off a mattress.
Mrs. Joegoat immediately informed me it was against the law. I read her the entire statement. "Tag not to be removed except by the consumer."
Her reply, "We haven't eaten it yet though."


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Post by gaining_age » Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:47 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 4:33 am
joegoat wrote:I just tore the tag off a mattress.
Mrs. Joegoat immediately informed me it was against the law. I read her the entire statement. "Tag not to be removed except by the consumer."
Her reply, "We haven't eaten it yet though."


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Try ranch dressing


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Post by FredS » Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:01 am

This is a picture of the USS Miffln, the attack transport my grandfather sailed on during WWII. He was a radioman. They dispatched troops for the invasions at Iwo Jima and Okinawa. After the war, they gave thousands of servicemen the 'Magic Carpet Ride' back to San Francisco.

My mother was born while Grandpa was at sea in the Pacific on this ship.

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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:26 am

FredS wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:01 am
This is a picture of the USS Miffln, the attack transport my grandfather sailed on during WWII. He was a radioman. They dispatched troops for the invasions at Iwo Jima and Okinawa. After the war, they gave thousands of servicemen the 'Magic Carpet Ride' back to San Francisco.

My mother was born while Grandpa was at sea in the Pacific on this ship.

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Post by Bloodhound » Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:59 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:26 am
FredS wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:01 am
This is a picture of the USS Miffln, the attack transport my grandfather sailed on during WWII. He was a radioman. They dispatched troops for the invasions at Iwo Jima and Okinawa. After the war, they gave thousands of servicemen the 'Magic Carpet Ride' back to San Francisco.

My mother was born while Grandpa was at sea in the Pacific on this ship.

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Very Cool...DL called it
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:21 am

You can only deal gracefully with so much incompetence in a day. Let's say that you start your day with 100 stupid credits, representing the amount of stupid you can accept with a smile. My stupid credits have gone from 100 to negative 50 after dealing with one office.

I think it is time for a cup of hot tea and a pipe, which should at least put me back into positive credits.
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Post by hugodrax » Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:33 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:21 am
You can only deal gracefully with so much incompetence in a day. Let's say that you start your day with 100 stupid credits, representing the amount of stupid you can accept with a smile. My stupid credits have gone from 100 to negative 50 after dealing with one office.

I think it is time for a cup of hot tea and a pipe, which should at least put me back into positive credits.
This is absolute truth and a thread fail.

Strong assam with a spot of milk as fast as you can.

Praying for you too, bro.
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Post by coco » Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:58 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:33 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:21 am
You can only deal gracefully with so much incompetence in a day. Let's say that you start your day with 100 stupid credits, representing the amount of stupid you can accept with a smile. My stupid credits have gone from 100 to negative 50 after dealing with one office.

I think it is time for a cup of hot tea and a pipe, which should at least put me back into positive credits.
This is absolute truth and a thread fail.

Strong assam with a spot of milk as fast as you can.

Praying for you too, bro.
Sencha and 5100 did the trick. :D
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Post by coco » Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:59 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:36 pm
Fainn wrote:
Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:09 pm
My nut holder arrived.
Speechless.
Pics or it di...

Nevermind.
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There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Post by DepartedLight » Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:20 pm

coco wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:58 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:33 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:21 am
You can only deal gracefully with so much incompetence in a day. Let's say that you start your day with 100 stupid credits, representing the amount of stupid you can accept with a smile. My stupid credits have gone from 100 to negative 50 after dealing with one office.

I think it is time for a cup of hot tea and a pipe, which should at least put me back into positive credits.
This is absolute truth and a thread fail.

Strong assam with a spot of milk as fast as you can.

Praying for you too, bro.
Sencha and 5100 did the trick. :D
You have 5100? 8O
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Post by coco » Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:42 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:20 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:58 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 3:33 pm
coco wrote:
Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:21 am
You can only deal gracefully with so much incompetence in a day. Let's say that you start your day with 100 stupid credits, representing the amount of stupid you can accept with a smile. My stupid credits have gone from 100 to negative 50 after dealing with one office.

I think it is time for a cup of hot tea and a pipe, which should at least put me back into positive credits.
This is absolute truth and a thread fail.

Strong assam with a spot of milk as fast as you can.

Praying for you too, bro.
Sencha and 5100 did the trick. :D
You have 5100? 8O
A bit.
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There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:24 pm

I have been pruning the trees and other plants at the edges of the yard. I have almost one side complete.
'You, sir, are a Japanese Eggplant."
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