Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:34 pm

JimVH wrote:
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coco wrote:
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I like peanut butter and I like tobacco....
Let us know if you ever try a peanut butter aromatic blending experiment.

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Throw in some peppery perique and sriracha and go for the stir fry aro.
Mmmm... Chicken satay tobacco.
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Post by FredS » Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:44 am

Fainn wrote:
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Why do stores try to squeeze everyone in and out of the same entrance, increasing the chances for contact?
It's because they're keeping count of how many people are in the store and that's easier done with only one entrance/exit.
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Post by coco » Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:57 pm

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Post by Fainn » Mon Jan 11, 2021 9:44 pm

I spent all afternoon trying to fix the sound on my laptop, but it's finally working again.
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Post by joegoat » Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:37 am

I love scrapple! For those who are unfamiliar, it is pork organs and trimmings boiled and ground then mixed with cornmeal and some spices and formed into bricks.
Cut into quarter inch thick slices, fried to a dark brown, and drizzled with maple syrup is how I enjoy it!
I brought 4 big bricks of it home with me from PA. I'm about to heat up the cast iron and fry up a few slabs with some eggs.

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Post by Benton629 » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:02 am

joegoat wrote:I love scrapple! For those who are unfamiliar, it is pork organs and trimmings boiled and ground then mixed with cornmeal and some spices and formed into bricks.
Cut into quarter inch thick slices, fried to a dark brown, and drizzled with maple syrup is how I enjoy it!
I brought 4 big bricks of it home with me from PA. I'm about to heat up the cast iron and fry up a few slabs with some eggs.

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That sounds good.
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Post by joegoat » Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:42 am

Benton629 wrote:
joegoat wrote:I love scrapple! For those who are unfamiliar, it is pork organs and trimmings boiled and ground then mixed with cornmeal and some spices and formed into bricks.
Cut into quarter inch thick slices, fried to a dark brown, and drizzled with maple syrup is how I enjoy it!
I brought 4 big bricks of it home with me from PA. I'm about to heat up the cast iron and fry up a few slabs with some eggs.

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That sounds good.
Where do you stand on hogs head cheese?
I can't say I've ever tried it straight. I bet it's in scrapple though.
I typically enjoy the odd cuts though.

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Post by Hovannes » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:26 am

Brussels Sprouts glazed in Hoisin sauce do terrible things to me :oops:
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Post by DepartedLight » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:39 am

Hovannes wrote:
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Brussels Sprouts glazed in Hoisin sauce do terrible things to me :oops:
Temper it with scrapple.
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Post by mont974x4 » Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:40 am

Hovannes wrote:Brussels Sprouts glazed in Hoisin sauce do terrible things to me :oops:
You lost me at Brussels sprouts.


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Post by Fainn » Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:31 pm

I would consider the vaccinne if facilated new hair growth on the scalp.
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Post by FredS » Tue Jan 12, 2021 2:19 pm

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I would consider the vaccinne if facilated new hair growth on the scalp.
Maybe it will. Maybe it won't. Who knows?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by AFRS » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:22 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:40 am
Hovannes wrote:Brussels Sprouts glazed in Hoisin sauce do terrible things to me :oops:
You lost me at Brussels sprouts.
Awoman, brother. Awoman.

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Post by Stanley76 » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:30 pm

AFRS wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:22 pm
mont974x4 wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 8:40 am
Hovannes wrote:Brussels Sprouts glazed in Hoisin sauce do terrible things to me :oops:
You lost me at Brussels sprouts.
Awoman, brother. Awoman.
I am a fan of the sprout. Eat them about four times a week. Baby cabbages slathered in butter or melted cheddar cheese. Tasty.
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Post by Stanley76 » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:33 pm

I ordered a photostick. I'm going to save all the photos I care about from my FB page and then delete the account. It's unhealthy to me. Also deleted other accounts I have (even though I never used them), Twitter and Instagram. CPS will be the only social media account I keep. With all my spare time I plan to do productive things.
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Post by Sir Moose » Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:51 pm

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Post by coco » Tue Jan 12, 2021 5:25 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:33 pm
I ordered a photostick. I'm going to save all the photos I care about from my FB page and then delete the account. It's unhealthy to me. Also deleted other accounts I have (even though I never used them), Twitter and Instagram. CPS will be the only social media account I keep. With all my spare time I plan to do productive things.
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Post by FredS » Tue Jan 12, 2021 5:28 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 5:25 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:33 pm
I ordered a photostick. I'm going to save all the photos I care about from my FB page and then delete the account. It's unhealthy to me. Also deleted other accounts I have (even though I never used them), Twitter and Instagram. CPS will be the only social media account I keep. With all my spare time I plan to do productive things.
Elon Musk's babymomma practices with the sword for two hours a day. That could be fun.
Stan's a ninja. The time he spends practicing with his swords counts as work, not spare time.
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Post by Benton629 » Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:18 pm

Stanley76 wrote:I ordered a photostick. I'm going to save all the photos I care about from my FB page and then delete the account. It's unhealthy to me. Also deleted other accounts I have (even though I never used them), Twitter and Instagram. CPS will be the only social media account I keep. With all my spare time I plan to do productive things.
You won’t regret this.
Delete all Google apps as well and don’t use their search engine or anything with the name.

You’ll be amazed at the drop in spam, telemarketing calls, and garbage in general.

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