Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by AFRS » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:22 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:29 am
Asleep at one, awake at four. I would pay money for sleep.
CPAP machine?

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:27 pm

AFRS wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:22 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:29 am
Asleep at one, awake at four. I would pay money for sleep.
CPAP machine?
I already fixed that one. I go though these cycles. Always have. This was just a petty plea for attention and pity.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by AFRS » Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:29 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:27 pm
AFRS wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:22 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:29 am
Asleep at one, awake at four. I would pay money for sleep.
CPAP machine?
I already fixed that one. I go though these cycles. Always have. This was just a petty plea for attention and pity.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by mont974x4 » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:30 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:33 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:31 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:29 am
Asleep at one, awake at four. I would pay money for sleep.
A nice big Turkey sammich is yer friend. You could toast the bread too.

mmmmmmmmmmm toast
I considered a turkey sandwich that much more resembled a glass of scotch, but...
What about the toast?
It needed cheese.


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Fri Jan 22, 2021 2:34 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:50 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:33 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 10:31 am
JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:29 am
Asleep at one, awake at four. I would pay money for sleep.
A nice big Turkey sammich is yer friend. You could toast the bread too.

mmmmmmmmmmm toast
I considered a turkey sandwich that much more resembled a glass of scotch, but...
What about the toast?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:40 pm

After my bride returns home from work, I need to borrow the car, drive to the ACE Hardware store and buy some deck screws.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:53 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:40 pm
After my bride returns home from work, I need to borrow the car, drive to the ACE Hardware store and buy some deck screws.
To thine ownself be true.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:54 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:27 pm
AFRS wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 12:22 pm
JimVH wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:29 am
Asleep at one, awake at four. I would pay money for sleep.
CPAP machine?
I already fixed that one. I go though these cycles. Always have. This was just a petty plea for attention and pity.
Nothing adds to the misery of insomnia quite like the addition of a blowing cpap mask.
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Post by GaryInVA » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:05 pm

Ordered some bulk roasted yaupon to try in my herbal smoking mixtures. If I don't like it, I'll just use it to make tea, Texas tea... (pretty good tea at that)
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by sweetandsour » Fri Jan 22, 2021 4:28 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 11:18 am
sweetandsour wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:29 am
Chicken from Raising Cane, with their sauce, plus 2 slices of pecan pie from Rao's, had me eating Tums last night. My grandson was supposed to come by at 4 to pick up his dog for a duck hunt, but he overslept and texted at 5:30, asking if I could drop the dog off at the boat ramp at 6:15. I was on my way there at 6 when he texted to say he was just going to sleep in today, and hunt tmrw. I went on to McDonald's for some breakfast, and just got home. It's going on 7:30 and I've been up for 4 hrs now.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Kerdy » Fri Jan 22, 2021 5:38 pm

Cleon wrote:
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Kerdy wrote:
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I am trying to read responses to posts I have made and it says, "You are not authorised to read this forum." Authorized isn't even spelled correctly.

Oh, well...... :pipe:

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Sir Moose » Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:15 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 3:40 pm
After my bride returns home from work, I need to borrow the car, drive to the ACE Hardware store and buy some deck screws.
I think I have some extras if you want to swing by and grab them, but they require a torx driver.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Fri Jan 22, 2021 7:11 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:32 am
Fainn wrote:I applied for a few national park service jobs in November and I still haven't heard back.
I applied for a job last June that I just heard back on two days ago. I didn’t get it.


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That sucks. I applied for 3 jobs locally. I have some background in park history and public administration. I sure hope I get one of the jobs.
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