Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by joegoat » Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:47 am

FredS wrote:I spent about 20 minutes watching Irish-Dane dig a hole last week. They're building a cabin in the woods.
A wise old man once told me work intrigues him. He can watch it all day long.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm

I just mailed seventeen packages.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:25 pm

FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm

Jocose wrote:
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm

coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who do want to do the math.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:33 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who do want to do the math.
Funny how that works
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by AFRS » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:07 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:33 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who do want to do the math.
Funny how that works
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by joegoat » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:22 pm

FredS wrote:
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
I bet I know what they are! Now I have to walk a quarter mile to my mailbox every day until it shows up... Time to start thinking about the inaugural bowl.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by BeefyG » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:32 pm

Sir Moose wrote:
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who do want to do the math.
What about those of us that don’t care about the math?

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:49 pm

BeefyG wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:32 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who do want to do the math.
What about those of us that don’t care about the math?
Then it's $97.40
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by coco » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:54 pm

Jocose wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:49 pm
BeefyG wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:32 pm
Sir Moose wrote:
Sir Moose wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:
FredS wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote:
Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who do want to do the math.
What about those of us that don’t care about the math?
Then it's $97.40
:lol:
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:06 pm

I got special recognition today at work for coming into work during our storm. Got a cash bonus too. God is good.
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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by AFRS » Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:11 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:06 pm
I got special recognition today at work for coming into work during our storm. Got a cash bonus too. God is good.
Nice.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Fri Mar 05, 2021 4:25 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:06 pm
I got special recognition today at work for coming into work during our storm. Got a cash bonus too. God is good.
Congratulations. Being appreciated is nice.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by DepartedLight » Fri Mar 05, 2021 6:45 pm

JimVH wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 4:25 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:06 pm
I got special recognition today at work for coming into work during our storm. Got a cash bonus too. God is good.
Congratulations. Being appreciated is nice.
Piling on the kudos almost like I care.


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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Fainn » Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:23 pm

Almost 4 months without cigarettes.
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Hovannes » Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:29 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:23 pm
Almost 4 months without cigarettes.
Thread fail :joy:
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:35 pm

Fainn wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:23 pm
Almost 4 months without cigarettes.
:chili:

How much money have you saved by quitting?
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