The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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joegoat
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by joegoat » Tue Mar 02, 2021 9:47 am
FredS wrote:I spent about 20 minutes watching Irish-Dane dig a hole last week. They're building a cabin in the woods.
A wise old man once told me work intrigues him. He can watch it all day long.
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by coco » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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by FredS » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
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by Jocose » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:25 pm
FredS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
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by coco » Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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by Sir Moose » Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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by Sir Moose » Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
Sir Moose wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who
do want to do the math.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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by Bloodhound » Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:33 pm
Sir Moose wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
Sir Moose wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who
do want to do the math.
Funny how that works
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by AFRS » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:07 pm
Bloodhound wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:33 pm
Sir Moose wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
Sir Moose wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who
do want to do the math.
Funny how that works
Yeah, but it's racist.
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by joegoat » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:22 pm
FredS wrote:coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
I bet I know what they are! Now I have to walk a quarter mile to my mailbox every day until it shows up... Time to start thinking about the inaugural bowl.
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by BeefyG » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:32 pm
Sir Moose wrote:Sir Moose wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who
do want to do the math.
What about those of us that don’t care about the math?
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by Jocose » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:49 pm
BeefyG wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:32 pm
Sir Moose wrote:Sir Moose wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who
do want to do the math.
What about those of us that don’t care about the math?
Then it's $97.40
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS
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by coco » Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:54 pm
Jocose wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:49 pm
BeefyG wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:32 pm
Sir Moose wrote:Sir Moose wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:06 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 1:48 pm
Jocose wrote:FredS wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:52 pm
coco wrote: ↑Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:30 pm
I just mailed seventeen packages.
oh baby
How much was shipping?
$4.15 each, first class, except the one to Canada was $15. Not that anyone would care.
That would be $81.40 for those of you who don't want to do the math.
It's also $81.40 for those of you who
do want to do the math.
What about those of us that don’t care about the math?
Then it's $97.40

There are many terrible attributes of the lowly cob. Not the least of them is that it makes you look like a doof.
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by GaryInVA » Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:06 pm
I got special recognition today at work for coming into work during our storm. Got a cash bonus too. God is good.
hugodrax wrote: ↑Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.
But it is easier for a Lifted Ford to pass under the beam of a parking garage than it is for a Dodge Ram driver to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
Y'all crazy
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by AFRS » Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:11 pm
GaryInVA wrote: ↑Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:06 pm
I got special recognition today at work for coming into work during our storm. Got a cash bonus too. God is good.
Nice.
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by JimVH » Fri Mar 05, 2021 4:25 pm
GaryInVA wrote: ↑Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:06 pm
I got special recognition today at work for coming into work during our storm. Got a cash bonus too. God is good.
Congratulations. Being appreciated is nice.
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by DepartedLight » Fri Mar 05, 2021 6:45 pm
JimVH wrote: ↑Fri Mar 05, 2021 4:25 pm
GaryInVA wrote: ↑Fri Mar 05, 2021 3:06 pm
I got special recognition today at work for coming into work during our storm. Got a cash bonus too. God is good.
Congratulations. Being appreciated is nice.
Piling on the kudos almost like I care.
But, not quite.
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by Fainn » Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:23 pm
Almost 4 months without cigarettes.
Opinions are like butts. Everyone has one, but mine is the best.
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by Hovannes » Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:29 pm
Fainn wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:23 pm
Almost 4 months without cigarettes.
Thread fail

DEUS VULT!
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by Jocose » Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:35 pm
Fainn wrote: ↑Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:23 pm
Almost 4 months without cigarettes.
How much money have you saved by quitting?
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