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Post by Monarchist » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:06 pm

Ooooooh... I'm dyin'. :bacon:
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Post by infidel » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:43 pm

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Post by mont974x4 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:44 pm

The bacon defense will never outdo the Twinkie defense.
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Post by Monarchist » Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:27 pm

Can't say as I blame her a bit. How hard is it to put bacon on a sandwich?. She probably thought she was shooting at zombies and was probably right. What she needed was an RPG.
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Post by coco » Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:53 pm

bacon popcorn

might have to try this one
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Post by JudgeRusty » Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:02 pm

coco wrote:bacon popcorn

might have to try this one
I regularly cook pop corn in bacon grease.
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Post by mont974x4 » Sun Mar 30, 2014 6:15 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
coco wrote:bacon popcorn

might have to try this one
I regularly cook pop corn in bacon grease.
You might try coconut oil sometime.
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Post by Del » Sun Mar 30, 2014 7:35 pm

mont974x4 wrote:
JudgeRusty wrote:
coco wrote:bacon popcorn

might have to try this one
I regularly cook pop corn in bacon grease.
You might try coconut oil sometime.
If you run out of bacon grease.
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Post by kendrck » Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:52 pm

added bacon to my Jimmy John's tonight
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Post by JimVH » Sun Mar 30, 2014 10:37 pm

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Yeah, that's right, it's a bacon wrapped sausage on a stick.

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Post by A_Morley » Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:44 pm

It's Lent. I don't eat bacon during Lent. This is one of the hardest things about Lent. Believe you me.
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Post by TwoXseveN » Fri Sep 12, 2014 9:26 am

Last night, Sriracha Candied Bacon.


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Post by JimVH » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:40 am

Last night for supper, bacon, eggs, biscuits, and home made apple butter.

The bacon was some I bought from GrandsonVH's FFA chapter; thick cut, smokey, perfect marbling...

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Post by Pepik » Fri Sep 12, 2014 10:47 am

B'fast: Nueske's Applewood Bacon. Coffee, eggs n cheese, and cereal.
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Post by Pepik » Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:47 pm

Rgrds,
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Post by CW Spook » Sat Sep 27, 2014 7:18 pm

Last night...two slices of whatever we had in the 'fridge, with a little maple syrup, baked in a half of a fresh acorn squash.
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Post by JimVH » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:16 am

My buddy at work just went to a little country butcher shop and bought 33 pounds of slab bacon.

I just felt like that needed to be acknowledged somewhere. :bacon:

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Re: Latest Bacon

Post by Skip » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:14 pm

This meatloaf is about to go in the oven. That's a 5x4 bacon cross-weave, babe...

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Re: Latest Bacon

Post by Zeitguy » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:50 pm

That's rosemary love, there!

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Post by Skip » Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:02 pm

Zeitguy wrote:That's rosemary love, there!
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