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This quote is from THIS thread.Darthsaturn The King of Bacon Lovers wrote:Gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure. I just ate a plate of Fried Chicken Fingers, Chicken Fried Bacon and Fried Pickels; washed down with a Sam Adams. Soooooo Goooood. Below is a pic. 6:00 is the Fried Chicken Fingers, 12:00 is the Chicken Fried Bacon, And 3:00 is the Fired Pickels.
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The Red Cross says that the have a special procedure for handling Darth Saturn's blood donations:
They place his pint in the refrigerator immediately (as they do with all blood donations.)
After two hours, they pull out Darth's blood, skim the solidified fat off of the top, and put the rest back in the fridge.
They place his pint in the refrigerator immediately (as they do with all blood donations.)
After two hours, they pull out Darth's blood, skim the solidified fat off of the top, and put the rest back in the fridge.
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I'd try that.Thoth wrote:Instant Bacon
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Its been tried before CLICK HEREJocose wrote:I'd try that.Thoth wrote:Instant Bacon
"And for Freds sake, DO NOT point anyone towards CPS or you'll put them off of both Christianity and pipe smoking forever." ~ FredS
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Educational.Jocose wrote:Its been tried before CLICK HEREJocose wrote:I'd try that.Thoth wrote:Instant Bacon

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Somebody help me! I've fallen and I can't get up!Jocose wrote:Its been tried before CLICK HEREJocose wrote:I'd try that.Thoth wrote:Instant Bacon













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Hasn't the Apostles fast started for you guys yet?Monarchist wrote:Now that's what I call a bacon sandwich! Me want it NOW!Thunktank wrote:
That's gotta hurt.
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Yes it has. That sandwich is a fast-buster if ever I saw one though, ain't it?Thoth wrote:Hasn't the Apostles fast started for you guys yet?Monarchist wrote:Now that's what I call a bacon sandwich! Me want it NOW!Thunktank wrote:
That's gotta hurt.
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Amen to that.Monarchist wrote:Yes it has. That sandwich is a fast-buster if ever I saw one though, ain't it?Thoth wrote:Hasn't the Apostles fast started for you guys yet?Monarchist wrote:Now that's what I call a bacon sandwich! Me want it NOW!Thunktank wrote:
That's gotta hurt.
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You figured out the secret that most cradle orthodox use to survive all the fasting we do. Make yourself sick on meat right before the fast that way the temptation is much less.Thunktank wrote:But only for a bite or two. If I ate the whole thing at once though, it would probably encourage me not to break a fast ever again.

Right before lent (what you call meatfare sunday, we don't have cheesefare from meatfare sunday till the Resurrection its vegan for us) we used go to a brazilian rodizio place and "kill any temptation for meat" for the next 55 days. Oddly I have a harder time fasting now than I do during lent.
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from the article: "Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives."
squeeze bacon
# Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
# 16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
# Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
# Shelf Life of 12 years.
# No refrigeration needed.

squeeze bacon
# Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
# 16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
# Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
# Shelf Life of 12 years.
# No refrigeration needed.

If you are in God's will, no task is trivial.
“Whoever knows what is right to do and fails to do it, for him it is sin” (Jas 4:17).
“Whoever knows what is right to do and fails to do it, for him it is sin” (Jas 4:17).
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AlwaysLearning wrote:from the article: "Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives."
squeeze bacon
# Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
# 16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
# Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
# Shelf Life of 12 years.
# No refrigeration needed.
















"Never say that God is just. If He were just you would be in hell. Rely only on His injustice which is mercy, love, and forgiveness." - St. Isaac the Syrian