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Post by Stan41 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:45 am

This has to be the ultimate artery clogger - Chicken Fried Bacon. I have made it twice and it is really good!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfbTO0GlONU

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Post by darthsaturn » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:09 am

Darthsaturn The King of Bacon Lovers wrote:Gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure. I just ate a plate of Fried Chicken Fingers, Chicken Fried Bacon and Fried Pickels; washed down with a Sam Adams. Soooooo Goooood. Below is a pic. 6:00 is the Fried Chicken Fingers, 12:00 is the Chicken Fried Bacon, And 3:00 is the Fired Pickels.

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Post by Del » Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:17 am

The Red Cross says that the have a special procedure for handling Darth Saturn's blood donations:

They place his pint in the refrigerator immediately (as they do with all blood donations.)

After two hours, they pull out Darth's blood, skim the solidified fat off of the top, and put the rest back in the fridge.
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Post by darthsaturn » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:45 am

ROFL :lol: :lol:
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Post by Thoth » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:51 pm

Instant Bacon
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Post by Jocose » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:04 pm

Thoth wrote:Instant Bacon
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I'd try that.
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Post by Jocose » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:12 pm

Jocose wrote:
Thoth wrote:Instant Bacon
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I'd try that.
Its been tried before CLICK HERE
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Post by Thunktank » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:19 pm

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That's gotta hurt.
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Post by Thunktank » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:24 pm

Jocose wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Thoth wrote:Instant Bacon
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I'd try that.
Its been tried before CLICK HERE
Educational. :yes:
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Post by Monarchist » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:50 am

Jocose wrote:
Jocose wrote:
Thoth wrote:Instant Bacon
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I'd try that.
Its been tried before CLICK HERE
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Post by Monarchist » Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:51 am

Thunktank wrote:Image

That's gotta hurt.
Now that's what I call a bacon sandwich! Me want it NOW!
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Post by Del » Tue Jun 16, 2009 7:42 am

Thunktank wrote:Image

That's gotta hurt.
I have to read "grace" from a text file on my cell phone, too....
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Post by TwoXseveN » Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:35 am

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Post by Thoth » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:52 am

Monarchist wrote:
Thunktank wrote:Image

That's gotta hurt.
Now that's what I call a bacon sandwich! Me want it NOW!
Hasn't the Apostles fast started for you guys yet?
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Post by Monarchist » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:20 pm

Thoth wrote:
Monarchist wrote:
Thunktank wrote:Image

That's gotta hurt.
Now that's what I call a bacon sandwich! Me want it NOW!
Hasn't the Apostles fast started for you guys yet?
Yes it has. That sandwich is a fast-buster if ever I saw one though, ain't it?
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Post by Thoth » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:38 pm

Monarchist wrote:
Thoth wrote:
Monarchist wrote:
Thunktank wrote:Image

That's gotta hurt.
Now that's what I call a bacon sandwich! Me want it NOW!
Hasn't the Apostles fast started for you guys yet?
Yes it has. That sandwich is a fast-buster if ever I saw one though, ain't it?
Amen to that.
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Post by Thunktank » Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:41 pm

But only for a bite or two. If I ate the whole thing at once though, it would probably encourage me not to break a fast ever again.
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Post by Thoth » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:17 pm

Thunktank wrote:But only for a bite or two. If I ate the whole thing at once though, it would probably encourage me not to break a fast ever again.
You figured out the secret that most cradle orthodox use to survive all the fasting we do. Make yourself sick on meat right before the fast that way the temptation is much less. :wink:

Right before lent (what you call meatfare sunday, we don't have cheesefare from meatfare sunday till the Resurrection its vegan for us) we used go to a brazilian rodizio place and "kill any temptation for meat" for the next 55 days. Oddly I have a harder time fasting now than I do during lent.
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Post by AlwaysLearning » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:27 am

from the article: "Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives."
squeeze bacon

# Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
# 16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
# Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
# Shelf Life of 12 years.
# No refrigeration needed.

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Post by Monarchist » Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:43 am

AlwaysLearning wrote:from the article: "Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives."
squeeze bacon

# Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
# 16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
# Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
# Shelf Life of 12 years.
# No refrigeration needed.

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