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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by JimVH » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:20 pm

Dudes that sell cool pipes when I shouldn't be buying them.

I'm peeving' good right now.

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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by John-Boy » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:20 pm

JimVH wrote:Dudes that sell cool pipes when I shouldn't be buying them.

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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by gravel » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:31 pm

John-Boy wrote:
JimVH wrote:Dudes that sell cool pipes when I shouldn't be buying them.

I'm peeving' good right now.
Let's go in together!
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by John-Boy » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:33 pm

gravel wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
JimVH wrote:Dudes that sell cool pipes when I shouldn't be buying them.

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I can put in 20.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Irish-Dane » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:42 pm

John-Boy wrote:
gravel wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
JimVH wrote:Dudes that sell cool pipes when I shouldn't be buying them.

I'm peeving' good right now.
Let's go in together!
Group buy buuuuudddddeeeees!
I can put in 20.
20 for a cob? Sold.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by John-Boy » Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:43 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
gravel wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
JimVH wrote:Dudes that sell cool pipes when I shouldn't be buying them.

I'm peeving' good right now.
Let's go in together!
Group buy buuuuudddddeeeees!
I can put in 20.
20 for a cob? Sold.
That's a lot of corn!
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Post by GScott » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:48 pm

SteveH wrote:UKIP, EDL, BNP,
Weak and over-milky tea,
Bad grammar, bad spelling
Bad punctuation. Shelling
Out too much for rubbish goods,
Chopping onions, peeling spuds,
Jeremy Clarkson, Peter Hitchens,
Melanie Phillips, Katy Hopkins,
The Telegraph and Daily Mail,
Privatising British Rail,
Climate change, climate change deniers,
Tory M.P.s and other liars,
Greedy bankers, anti-smokers,
Tiresome health-'n'-safety jokers,
Toenail muck and navel fluff -
I think that is quite enough.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by GScott » Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:54 pm

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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by JimVH » Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:23 am

People that interrupt my concentration to drone on and on about their cats.

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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by FredS » Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:00 am

That raynbogrl and her old man don't come 'round here any more.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Hovannes » Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:55 am

I don't keep peeves as pets. They eat to much and are impossible to train. Better a good dog.

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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by CycleBrewer » Sat Dec 06, 2014 7:51 pm

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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by GScott » Sun Dec 07, 2014 5:46 pm

Current peeves as I watch the 49ers vs Raiders (as Thunk, mentioned, these are not pets):
49ers conservative play-calling on offense
49ers constant "delay of game" penalties
Harbaugh and Kapernak's style (or lack thereof) in dealing with the media.
My inability to emotionally detach myself from the incredibly inept 49ers.

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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by bilder » Sun Dec 07, 2014 8:26 pm

Wives who have all day to get ready for the company Christmas party and somehow still manage to be late.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Jocose » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:12 pm

Idiots who drive in the left lane at the same pace as those who drive in the right lane.

SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT

The left lane is for passing, you jackass
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by mont974x4 » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:29 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Irish-Dane wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
gravel wrote:
John-Boy wrote:
JimVH wrote:Dudes that sell cool pipes when I shouldn't be buying them.

I'm peeving' good right now.
Let's go in together!
Group buy buuuuudddddeeeees!
I can put in 20.
20 for a cob? Sold.
That's a lot of corn!
How much is off the shipping?


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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by A_Morley » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:35 pm

To the fat, slow moving tourists of NW 23rd:

Why? Just why? Why do you move so damn slowly? You don't appear to be elderly or infirm. Many of you appear to be younger than me. Many of you are fat, it's true, but you probably wouldn't be so damn fat if you walked a bit more quickly.

Why, goddammit, why do you fat, slow bastards insist on taking up the sidewalk by walking three or four abreast? Do you not realize that other people, people who move faster than you and have places to be, also use these sidewalks?

What's more, why are you people not only fat and slow and presumably stupid, why must you also be so very poorly dressed? Why? Why are you wearing puffy, white shoes intended for athletic participation? You are most certainly not doing anything remotely athletic and, given the fact that your body resembles a lumpy, saggy grapefruit, you have not done anything remotely athletic for quite some time.

Why does your baseball cap have words on it? I am not going to stop to read what it says. I don't want to look you in the face or look at your hat because it, like you, is both ugly and stupid.

Why are you wearing shorts? It's December. Even if it weren't December, you shouldn't be wearing shorts. Your legs are fat and veiny and blotchy. Nobody want's to look at your legs. You should be ashamed of your legs and keep them covered at all times. Perhaps your legs wouldn't be as fat and ugly as the rest of you if you walked faster down NW 23rd Ave, but this is besides the point. You shouldn't be wearing shorts.

And why, why when all of your perverse wrongdoing and gross indecency is apparent to everybody do you make it out as though my shouting at you to get the hell out of my way and poking or batting at you with my umbrella is somehow aggressive or "out of line"? If there were cows in my way, I would treat them in the same fashion. In fact, I've dealt with cows before. They move faster than you people and they get out of my way far more readily. Cows, in fact, are even fatter than you people walking on the sidewalks of NW 23rd Ave. I know it's hard to believe, but it's true. If cows can move faster than you and get out of my way, why don't you. I can only assume that it is because you are stupid.

I hate you all.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by JudgeRusty » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:43 pm

A_Morley wrote:To the fat, slow moving tourists of NW 23rd:

Why? Just why? Why do you move so damn slowly? You don't appear to be elderly or infirm. Many of you appear to be younger than me. Many of you are fat, it's true, but you probably wouldn't be so damn fat if you walked a bit more quickly.

Why, goddammit, why do you fat, slow bastards insist on taking up the sidewalk by walking three or four abreast? Do you not realize that other people, people who move faster than you and have places to be, also use these sidewalks?

What's more, why are you people not only fat and slow and presumably stupid, why must you also be so very poorly dressed? Why? Why are you wearing puffy, white shoes intended for athletic participation? You are most certainly not doing anything remotely athletic and, given the fact that your body resembles a lumpy, saggy grapefruit, you have not done anything remotely athletic for quite some time.

Why does your baseball cap have words on it? I am not going to stop to read what it says. I don't want to look you in the face or look at your hat because it, like you, is both ugly and stupid.

Why are you wearing shorts? It's December. Even if it weren't December, you shouldn't be wearing shorts. Your legs are fat and veiny and blotchy. Nobody want's to look at your legs. You should be ashamed of your legs and keep them covered at all times. Perhaps your legs wouldn't be as fat and ugly as the rest of you if you walked faster down NW 23rd Ave, but this is besides the point. You shouldn't be wearing shorts.

And why, why when all of your perverse wrongdoing and gross indecency is apparent to everybody do you make it out as though my shouting at you to get the hell out of my way and poking or batting at you with my umbrella is somehow aggressive or "out of line"? If there were cows in my way, I would treat them in the same fashion. In fact, I've dealt with cows before. They move faster than you people and they get out of my way far more readily. Cows, in fact, are even fatter than you people walking on the sidewalks of NW 23rd Ave. I know it's hard to believe, but it's true. If cows can move faster than you and get out of my way, why don't you. I can only assume that it is because you are stupid.

I hate you all.
...and the cows get out of the way quickly even without the benefit of athletic shoes.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by mont974x4 » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:45 pm

If you could type all that while trapped behind that heard of people they must, indeed, have been very slow.
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Re: Pet Peeves

Post by Cleon » Mon Apr 20, 2015 7:33 am

Continuous plastic hinges that are commonly seen in the auto industry. Worthless. What stupid designer thinks those things will hold up to any degree? They fatigue and break way too soon.
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