My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

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My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by JMG » Sun Dec 23, 2018 9:51 pm

Poor girl...she apparently had bought me my favorite bottle of Scotch for Christmas and had been hiding it in her van for a while. Tonight I was in my workshop and heard her shutting the door to the van (workshop is under the carport) and then I heard a loud crash and glass breaking. I bolted outside to see her sitting on the concrete with her face in her hands sobbing. Beside her the broken bottle of Scotch. That poor girl. I just held her for about 10 minutes while we sat on the ground. I told her it was just a "thing" and she was my wife and that the only thing I cared about was her being happy. She told me it made her happy to give it to me. I tell you what fellas, I've got one fantastic bride.

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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by coco » Sun Dec 23, 2018 9:53 pm

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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by hugodrax » Sun Dec 23, 2018 9:58 pm

Praying. Your family rocks, man. I’m sad for her and happy for you both all at the same time.
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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by JimVH » Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:17 pm

coco wrote:
Sun Dec 23, 2018 9:53 pm
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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by Hovannes » Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:27 pm

JimVH wrote:
Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:17 pm
coco wrote:
Sun Dec 23, 2018 9:53 pm
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Post by DepartedLight » Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:40 pm

... amen
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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by John-Boy » Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:25 am

Praying.

Sorry about the scotch.
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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by Goose55 » Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:37 am

You are a blessed man, JM.
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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by FredS » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:42 am

JMG wrote:
Sun Dec 23, 2018 9:51 pm
I told her it was just a "thing" and she was my wife and that the only thing I cared about was her being happy.
I suppose that was the right thing to do.

But damn, couldn't it have been the jar of cashews?
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Post by Bloodhound » Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:58 am

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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by hugodrax » Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:25 am

I think the greatest gift she could have given was the tears, sir. It's a beautiful beautiful thing when a heart breaks for the right reasons.

Praying that never, ever changes for either of you.
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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by JMG » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:06 am

hugodrax wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:25 am
I think the greatest gift she could have given was the tears, sir. It's a beautiful beautiful thing when a heart breaks for the right reasons.
I am going to write this down. It's a good word.
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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by hugodrax » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:16 am

JMG wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:06 am
hugodrax wrote:
Mon Dec 24, 2018 9:25 am
I think the greatest gift she could have given was the tears, sir. It's a beautiful beautiful thing when a heart breaks for the right reasons.
I am going to write this down. It's a good word.
I'm sure it's not my own. But your story reminded me of the Gift of the Magi, by O. Henry. Theres something about a real, chosen, and meant gift that's breathtaking, whether or not you can use it.
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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by John-Boy » Tue Dec 25, 2018 6:05 pm

<jb>Cleaned up prayer request thread</jb>
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Re: My Darling Lamb of a Wife...

Post by ReverendThom » Tue Dec 25, 2018 9:44 pm

Ah that's rough. Continue to pray for your wonderful family.

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