I WANT A NEW KNIFE

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Knife

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I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Jocose » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:15 pm

I'm thinking maybe a nice slip joint.

Perhaps even another Case Sodbuster Jr in CV

IDK tho.
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by hugodrax » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:37 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:15 pm
I'm thinking maybe a nice slip joint.

Perhaps even another Case Sodbuster Jr in CV

IDK tho.
You like slip joints? Laguiole.
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Stanley76 » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:52 pm

You have enough knives. Get a bastard sword.

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Fainn » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:06 pm

Stanley76 wrote:You have enough knives. Get a bastard sword.

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by JMG » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:14 pm

A new knife? Pssh...even my knife has a knife...

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Jocose » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:42 pm

JMG wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:14 pm
A new knife? Pssh...even my knife has a knife...

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Dang, man. Is the saw on that SAK for cutting off your ring finger so you can remove the wedding ring every now and again?!

That looks really uncomfortable!

I wear a rubber wedding ring, I cant remember the maker but it's so nice having some room and to be able to remove it every now and again!
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by TNLawPiper » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:44 pm

What kind of scales you getting on your new Sodbuster Jr., JoBro?

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Jocose » Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:55 pm

TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:44 pm
What kind of scales you getting on your new Sodbuster Jr., JoBro?
Prolly the Orange Derlin. I have a lot of the other colors and materials already, like the jigged bone scales, etc etc
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by TNLawPiper » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:04 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:55 pm
TNLawPiper wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:44 pm
What kind of scales you getting on your new Sodbuster Jr., JoBro?
Prolly the Orange Derlin. I have a lot of the other colors and materials already, like the jigged bone scales, etc etc
I dig it.

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 pm

I want you to have a new knife.
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Feel free to use that quote in your signature. Stanley76 » 22 Feb 2019 21:50

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by JMG » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:42 pm
JMG wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 9:14 pm
A new knife? Pssh...even my knife has a knife...

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Dang, man. Is the saw on that SAK for cutting off your ring finger so you can remove the wedding ring every now and again?!

That looks really uncomfortable!

I wear a rubber wedding ring, I cant remember the maker but it's so nice having some room and to be able to remove it every now and again!
Ha! I didn't know what you were talking about, but after looking at the pic I do. Good grief, that's weird looking. The ring comes off pretty easily. Not sure what's up with the sausage finger pic. They say the camera adds 10 lbs...I just carry it all in the ring finger.
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Jocose » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:12 pm

Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:52 pm
You have enough knives. Get a bastard sword.

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Dang man. as much as I enjoy sword fighting...I'm guessing hat I'd be cuffed and stuffed for packing something like that around.
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by DepartedLight » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:17 pm

Jocose wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:12 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:52 pm
You have enough knives. Get a bastard sword.

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Dang man. as much as I enjoy sword fighting...I'm guessing hat I'd be cuffed and stuffed for packing something like that around.
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Feel free to use that quote in your signature. Stanley76 » 22 Feb 2019 21:50

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Jocose » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:26 pm

JMG wrote:They say the camera adds 10 lbs...I just carry it all in the ring finger.
One time my SIL saw a picture of herself that I took on a trip to their house and exclaimed "Wow, I look like I'm 400#'s !"

My brother then said " Well, the camera does add 10#'s"

I'm still laughing ..
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by durangopipe » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:31 pm

The Impudent called.
It’s Delrin, not Derlin.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4OOq2ocUhPw

Derlin Is a “functional component of endoplasmic reticulum-associated degradation (ERAD) for misfolded lumenal proteins.”
It would make your scales icky.

The Impudent told me that.
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Jocose » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:33 pm

durangopipe wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:31 pm
The Impudent called.
It’s Delrin, not Derlin.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4OOq2ocUhPw

Derlin Is a “functional component of endoplasmic reticulum-associated degradation (ERAD) for misfolded lumenal proteins.”
It would make your scales icky.

The Impudent told me that.
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Please give Theimpudent a thank you for this correction. I thank you as well, sir.
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by AFRS » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:48 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 pm
I want you to have a new knife.
I want you to want him to have a new knife.

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Stanley76 » Tue Feb 12, 2019 6:42 am

Jocose wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:12 pm
Stanley76 wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:52 pm
You have enough knives. Get a bastard sword.


Dang man. as much as I enjoy sword fighting...I'm guessing hat I'd be cuffed and stuffed for packing something like that around.
Everybody should own at least one bastard sword for the smiting of enemies, dragons and other bastards.

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by TNLawPiper » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:55 am

durangopipe wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:31 pm
The Impudent called.
It’s Delrin, not Derlin.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4OOq2ocUhPw

Derlin Is a “functional component of endoplasmic reticulum-associated degradation (ERAD) for misfolded lumenal proteins.”
It would make your scales icky.

The Impudent told me that.
That was a sick burn, and I loved it. Kudos to Jocose for receiving said burn with grace.

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by hugodrax » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:13 am

AFRS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:48 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 pm
I want you to have a new knife.
I want you to want him to have a new knife.
I cant believe they let these bastards have swords.
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