I WANT A NEW KNIFE

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Knife

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A_Morley is packing an apple peeler
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by tuttle » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:26 am

AFRS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:48 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 pm
I want you to have a new knife.
I want you to want him to have a new knife.
I need you to need him to have a new knife.
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:28 am

Talk is cheap.
I will go $20 toward a knife for Jocose.
I just love that old car smell™

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by hugodrax » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:32 am

Roadmaster wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:28 am
Talk is cheap.
I will go $20 toward a knife for Jocose.
Talk is cheap and so am I. If that goofball wants to injure himself playing with knives, he can buy his own.

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by FredS » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:34 am

Last time I was home visiting the old man, when we thought death was at hand, he gave me this stockman. He's always been a Case guy. He's collected Gerbers and Spydercos and the other new whiz-bang knives, but those are just for amusment. At heart he's a Case guy.

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Hovannes » Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:34 am

IMHO, form follows function.
How does Jocose plan on deploying his new knife?
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:45 pm

JMG wrote:
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A new knife? Pssh...even my knife has a knife...

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:53 pm

I was thinking I wanted a new knife, and then I was cleaning up some stuff in the basement and came across a box of stuff from several Christmas' ago and found a brand new CASE with Jigged Bone handles from my granddaughter...still new in the box. Might have to retire my old WESTERN Rancher and start carrying the case.
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Roadmaster » Tue Feb 12, 2019 4:24 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:53 pm
I was thinking I wanted a new knife, and then I was cleaning up some stuff in the basement and came across a box of stuff from several Christmas' ago and found a brand new CASE with Jigged Bone handles from my granddaughter...still new in the box. Might have to retire my old WESTERN Rancher and start carrying the case.
I can carry a $10 Craftsman box knife for years.
A quality knife, I will lose it in 6 months.
I just love that old car smell™

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by AFRS » Tue Feb 12, 2019 6:57 pm

tuttle wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:26 am
AFRS wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:48 pm
DepartedLight wrote:
Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:10 pm
I want you to have a new knife.
I want you to want him to have a new knife.
I need you to need him to have a new knife.
I'd love him to love a new knife.

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by coco » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:14 pm

Hovannes wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:34 am
IMHO, form follows function.
How does Jocose plan on deploying his new knife?
Into the heart of his enemies
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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Jocose » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:00 am

FredS wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:34 am
Last time I was home visiting the old man, when we thought death was at hand, he gave me this stockman. He's always been a Case guy. He's collected Gerbers and Spydercos and the other new whiz-bang knives, but those are just for amusment. At heart he's a Case guy.

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Re: I WANT A NEW KNIFE

Post by Jocose » Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:07 am

coco wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:14 pm
Hovannes wrote:
Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:34 am
IMHO, form follows function.
How does Jocose plan on deploying his new knife?
Into the heart of his enemies
:rotfl:

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