Christian Denomination Selector

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Christian Denomination Selector

Post by Sir Moose » Tue Nov 20, 2018 11:58 pm

If you're having trouble deciding which denomination matches your theology, here's your answer....

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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by Jocose » Wed Nov 21, 2018 12:19 am

My result:

100% Eastern Orthodox

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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by sweetandsour » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:23 am

100% Southern Baptist and/or Mennonite.
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by Jocose » Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:41 am

sweetandsour wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:23 am
100% Southern Baptist and/or Mennonite.
Wait, what?
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Post by JohnnyMcPiperson » Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:41 am

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Grew up Southern Baptist, went to a Reformed Baptist Church in College, so this is not wholly inaccurate... Now I go to a nondenom church that kind of borrows a lot from several denoms...
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by Jocose » Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:37 am

Are the Mennonites and the Baptists really this close on theology?
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by Jester » Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:34 am

Jocose wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:37 am
Are the Mennonites and the Baptists really this close on theology?
Yes, where they agree on theology they disagree on interpretation of scripture. Mennonites like Calvinists are called by a theologians name, Menno Simmons. They were originally called Anabaptists.
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by Del » Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:36 am

I scored 100% Eastern Orthodox/100% Roman Catholic.

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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by John-Boy » Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:44 am

Reformed Baptist (100%)
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by Jester » Wed Nov 21, 2018 6:56 am

Reformed Baptist (100%)
Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church (95%)
Reformed Churches (95%)
Southern Baptist (95%)
Free Will Baptist (89%)
Presbyterian Church USA (85%)
Assemblies of God (84%)
Church of Christ (84%)
Mennonite Brethren (84%)
International Church of Christ (78%)
Orthodox Quakerism (78%)
Methodist/Wesleyan Church (74%)
Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (72%)
Evangelical Lutheran Church (63%)
Seventh-Day Adventist (63%)
United Pentecostal Church (63%)
Episcopal/Anglican Church (59%)
Eastern Orthodox Church (41%)
Roman Catholic Church (41%)
Jehovah's Witness (39%)
Mormonism (34%)
Liberal Quakerism (14%)
Unity Church (4%)
Unitarian Universalism (0%)
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by GaryInVA » Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:17 am

Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church (100%)
Reformed Churches (100%)
Presbyterian Church USA (93%)
Reformed Baptist (93%)
Southern Baptist (86%)
Free Will Baptist (79%)
Assemblies of God (72%)
Church of Christ (72%)
Mennonite Brethren (72%)
Methodist/Wesleyan Church (72%)
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by coco » Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:18 am

Top two: Reformed Baptist and then PCA/OPC, exactly what I expected
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by Cleon » Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:50 am

Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church (100%)
Reformed Churches (100%)
Presbyterian Church USA (92%)
Reformed Baptist (92%)
Methodist/Wesleyan Church (86%)
Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (85%)
Southern Baptist (85%)
Eastern Orthodox Church (81%)
Assemblies of God (79%)
Free Will Baptist (79%)
Mennonite Brethren (78%)
Church of Christ (76%)
Evangelical Lutheran Church (76%)
Episcopal/Anglican Church (76%)
International Church of Christ (72%)
Orthodox Quakerism (70%)
Roman Catholic Church (69%)
Seventh-Day Adventist (67%)
United Pentecostal Church (64%)
Mormonism (52%)
Jehovah's Witness (34%)
Liberal Quakerism (16%)
Unitarian Universalism (4%)
Unity Church (0%)
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by hugodrax » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:08 am

You people are hilarious to watch. “Look, look...thanks to my conscious responses in an attempt to steer this online doohickey the right way, I got exactly, and I mean exactly, the response I engineered!! Raise the banner high! I R Xtian!”
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by John-Boy » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:16 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:08 am
You people are hilarious to watch. “Look, look...thanks to my conscious responses in an attempt to steer this online doohickey the right way, I got exactly, and I mean exactly, the response I engineered!! Raise the banner high! I R Xtian!”
But if you think about it, deep down inside, aren't we all engineers?
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by hugodrax » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:21 am

John-Boy wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:16 am
hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:08 am
You people are hilarious to watch. “Look, look...thanks to my conscious responses in an attempt to steer this online doohickey the right way, I got exactly, and I mean exactly, the response I engineered!! Raise the banner high! I R Xtian!”
But if you think about it, deep down inside, aren't we all engineers?
Well put, John. Deep down inside, we’re all dogmatic, legalistic bastiges who aren’t above throwing a survey to show our sectarian allegiances. You know, “engineers.” :lol:
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by TNLawPiper » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:22 am

I agreed with, and marked as high priority, every one I thought would get me to Roman Catholicism, and I somehow wound up matching 100% with 24 different denominations. Assemblies of God was my main match.

Something ain’t right.

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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by UncleBob » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:29 am

Episcopal/Anglican Church (100%)
Evangelical Lutheran Church (89%)
Methodist/Wesleyan Church (89%)
Mennonite Brethren (86%)
Orthodox Quakerism (86%)
Assemblies of God (80%)
Seventh-Day Adventist (80%)
Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (78%)
Church of Christ (75%)
Free Will Baptist (75%)
International Church of Christ (60%)
Presbyterian Church USA (60%)
Southern Baptist (60%)
United Pentecostal Church (54%)
Liberal Quakerism (49%)
Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church (49%)
Reformed Baptist (49%)
Reformed Churches (49%)
Eastern Orthodox Church (38%)
Unitarian Universalism (32%)
Unity Church (26%)
Roman Catholic Church (23%)
Jehovah's Witness (4%)
Mormonism (0%)
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by hugodrax » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:34 am

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:29 am
Episcopal/Anglican Church (100%)
Evangelical Lutheran Church (89%)
Methodist/Wesleyan Church (89%)
Mennonite Brethren (86%)
Orthodox Quakerism (86%)
Assemblies of God (80%)
Seventh-Day Adventist (80%)
Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (78%)
Church of Christ (75%)
Free Will Baptist (75%)
International Church of Christ (60%)
Presbyterian Church USA (60%)
Southern Baptist (60%)
United Pentecostal Church (54%)
Liberal Quakerism (49%)
Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church (49%)
Reformed Baptist (49%)
Reformed Churches (49%)
Eastern Orthodox Church (38%)
Unitarian Universalism (32%)
Unity Church (26%)
Roman Catholic Church (23%)
Jehovah's Witness (4%)
Mormonism (0%)
So, I put “not important” for everything, and it gave me it gave me 100 percent Assembly of God, Church of Christ, Eastern Orthodox and Anglican? That’s funny, but this thing is rigged.
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Re: Christian Denomination Selector

Post by UncleBob » Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:37 am

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:34 am
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Nov 21, 2018 8:29 am
Episcopal/Anglican Church (100%)
Evangelical Lutheran Church (89%)
Methodist/Wesleyan Church (89%)
Mennonite Brethren (86%)
Orthodox Quakerism (86%)
Assemblies of God (80%)
Seventh-Day Adventist (80%)
Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod (78%)
Church of Christ (75%)
Free Will Baptist (75%)
International Church of Christ (60%)
Presbyterian Church USA (60%)
Southern Baptist (60%)
United Pentecostal Church (54%)
Liberal Quakerism (49%)
Presbyterian Church in America/Orthodox Presbyterian Church (49%)
Reformed Baptist (49%)
Reformed Churches (49%)
Eastern Orthodox Church (38%)
Unitarian Universalism (32%)
Unity Church (26%)
Roman Catholic Church (23%)
Jehovah's Witness (4%)
Mormonism (0%)
So, if you put “not important” for everything, it gave you Anglican? That’s funny, but this thing is rigged.
LOL!

For me, I want to explore "Liberal Quakerism".
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