A succubus and an incubus

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Re: A succubus and an incubus

Post by hugodrax » Sat Nov 24, 2018 3:42 pm

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Re: A succubus and an incubus

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hugodrax wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 3:42 pm
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Re: A succubus and an incubus

Post by hugodrax » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:05 pm

John-Boy wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 3:43 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 3:42 pm
Costco
How did you get Costco from poops?

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I remember a classic post on the subject from one John-boy fellow.

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Re: A succubus and an incubus

Post by John-Boy » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:22 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:05 pm
John-Boy wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 3:43 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 3:42 pm
Costco
How did you get Costco from poops?

Bulk
I remember a classic post on the subject from one John-boy fellow.

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Haha! You remember. That was a traiumatic day.

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Re: A succubus and an incubus

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Re: A succubus and an incubus

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Re: A succubus and an incubus

Post by DepartedLight » Sat Nov 24, 2018 8:53 pm

Way out in the alley
on a dark and dreary night
Two succubi and ol' Stakalee
They had this awful fight.
It was all about
A John B. Stetson hat.

Them two succubi went to the bar room
just to get 'em a glass of beer
Stakalee come stompin in sayin',
"What are you doing here?!
I'm that bad man and they call me,
Stakalee."

First succubus says to Stakalee,
"Won't you please spare my life?
I got me two uygly children from zapping other sucubus' wife.
Don't kill me. Don't kill me Stakalee."
Stakalee says to succubi, "No, I ain't gonna spare yer life.
God bless them ugly younglings, and I'll take care of other succubus' wife.
I'm that bad man and they call me,
Stakalee."

Ol' Stakalee kills both succubus.
Shot 'em straight through the head.
Only take one forty-four ball to kill both of them dead.
He's a bad man and they callhim,
Stakalee."

Way out in the alley,
I heard my Bulldog bark.
He's barking at ol' Stakalee as he
goes fumbling through the dark.
Incubus is chasing Stackalee.

When Incubus found ol' Stakalee
he found him fast asleep.
When Incubus waked ol' Stack up,
He said he jumped about forty feet!
He's a scared man.
And they call him, Stakalee.

Stakalee says to the jailer,
"Mr. Jailer I can't sleep.
Everytime I close my eyes I see
Incubus' face in a line from here to the creek,
and all around
this jailhouse all the time."

Men folks all a-laughin'.
Women folks all a-cryin'.
Seems Incubus invited folks from miles around
just to see ol' Stakalee a-dyin'.
His goose is cooked. and his name is
Stakalee.

Well, someone tripped that scaffold
and ol' Stack went down below.
When the devil seen him a-comin' he said,
"I hate this rascals soul. I don't need him down here."

Stakalee grabbed the devil by the collar
and he threw him up on a shelf. Said,
"Get out of here you so and so
and I'll run this place myself."
Then he kicked Incubus' square in the nuts.
And they call him Stackalee
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Re: A succubus and an incubus

Post by Hovannes » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:52 pm

DepartedLight wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 8:53 pm
Way out in the alley
on a dark and dreary night
Two succubi and ol' Stakalee
They had this awful fight.
It was all about
A John B. Stetson hat.

Them two succubi went to the bar room
just to get 'em a glass of beer
Stakalee come stompin in sayin',
"What are you doing here?!
I'm that bad man and they call me,
Stakalee."

First succubus says to Stakalee,
"Won't you please spare my life?
I got me two uygly children from zapping other sucubus' wife.
Don't kill me. Don't kill me Stakalee."
Stakalee says to succubi, "No, I ain't gonna spare yer life.
God bless them ugly younglings, and I'll take care of other succubus' wife.
I'm that bad man and they call me,
Stakalee."

Ol' Stakalee kills both succubus.
Shot 'em straight through the head.
Only take one forty-four ball to kill both of them dead.
He's a bad man and they callhim,
Stakalee."

Way out in the alley,
I heard my Bulldog bark.
He's barking at ol' Stakalee as he
goes fumbling through the dark.
Incubus is chasing Stackalee.

When Incubus found ol' Stakalee
he found him fast asleep.
When Incubus waked ol' Stack up,
He said he jumped about forty feet!
He's a scared man.
And they call him, Stakalee.

Stakalee says to the jailer,
"Mr. Jailer I can't sleep.
Everytime I close my eyes I see
Incubus' face in a line from here to the creek,
and all around
this jailhouse all the time."

Men folks all a-laughin'.
Women folks all a-cryin'.
Seems Incubus invited folks from miles around
just to see ol' Stakalee a-dyin'.
His goose is cooked. and his name is
Stakalee.

Well, someone tripped that scaffold
and ol' Stack went down below.
When the devil seen him a-comin' he said,
"I hate this rascals soul. I don't need him down here."

Stakalee grabbed the devil by the collar
and he threw him up on a shelf. Said,
"Get out of here you so and so
and I'll run this place myself."
Then he kicked Incubus' square in the nuts.
And they call him Stackalee
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Re: A succubus and an incubus

Post by Del » Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:26 pm

coco wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 5:41 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:55 pm
Goose55 wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 2:20 pm
coco wrote:
Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:02 am
That which we know about demons we know from scripture, which gives no foundation for such ideas.
I agree with this very much.
Hah. Take that, Coco!
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We know quite a bit more about demons than from Scripture alone. Sacred Tradition tells us more about angels and demons. And Christian priests have been exorcising demons for centuries. They have forced the demons to reveal many things about their behavior and limitations.

Of course, the additional knowledge is consistent with Scripture accounts. All truth comes from the same source.

As far as the incubus and succubus stories.... as the OP noted, these are creatures of folklore. Like vampires.
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