1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:16 pm

JimVH wrote:Image

I'm a goat boy - on a steel horse I ride...
I would rather take the goat dead than alive.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Thu Nov 03, 2016 3:49 pm

coco wrote:
JimVH wrote:Image

I'm a goat boy - on a steel horse I ride...
I would rather take the goat dead than alive.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Mon Nov 07, 2016 1:59 pm

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:05 pm

If the goat loves either choice, he is suspect at best.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by UncleBob » Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:07 pm

coco wrote:
If the goat loves either choice, he is suspect at best.
They can go either way.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:07 pm

His prediction method is rather simple for a goat; he simply chooses from two pieces of paper with each answer on them.
And then he eats the paper. Idiots, him and his owner.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Mon Nov 07, 2016 7:11 pm

First prize in the caption contest goes to JimVH. The next time he's in town, I will take him to an Indian restaurant for goat.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by JimVH » Mon Nov 07, 2016 8:16 pm

coco wrote:First prize in the caption contest goes to JimVH. The next time he's in town, I will take him to an Indian restaurant for goat.
I'd like to thank the academy...

Be careful, I can put away some goat.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by mont974x4 » Mon Nov 07, 2016 9:08 pm

They are low information voters
It sounded better when the voices in my head were saying it.

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Post by Sir Moose » Tue Nov 08, 2016 5:48 pm

They interfere with Kurdish fighters who are presumably fighting ISIS.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Tue Nov 08, 2016 9:12 pm

Sir Moose wrote:They interfere with Kurdish fighters who are presumably fighting ISIS.
The goats have been exposed. They distract the freedom fighters with their fuzzy, cute nuzzles, and thereby advance the cause of the terrorists. We must recognize there ruse, and from this day hence, realize that the goats are the enemy.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Wed Nov 09, 2016 6:22 am

UncleBob wrote:
coco wrote:
If the goat loves either choice, he is suspect at best.
They can go either way.
The goat was wrong. Fire up the grill.
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Post by AFRS » Wed Nov 09, 2016 9:53 am

coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
coco wrote:
If the goat loves either choice, he is suspect at best.
They can go either way.
The goat was wrong. Fire up the grill.
Wake up sheeple - before it's too late.

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Post by Hovannes » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:13 am

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Post by coco » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:32 am

Hovannes wrote:Image
In No Exit, Jean-Paul Sartre says that the worst imaginable punishment is the eternal, judgmental gaze of others. Thus, "Hell is other people."

He should have said that "Hell is goats."
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by Sir Moose » Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:39 pm

I'll just leave this here.




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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by gaining_age » Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:51 pm

coco wrote:
UncleBob wrote:
Sir Moose wrote:They transform yoga into an experience.
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No Regrets Farm in Willamette Valley, Oregon, is now offering people the opportunity to do their daily yoga with goats.
Because why not?
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THAT'S WHY! THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY!

Idiots.

It's not just in Oregon, I'm afraid.... http://www.azgoatyoga.com/

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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:19 pm

Sir Moose wrote:I'll just leave this here.




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Article wrote:Her owner Leanne Lauricella rescued the baby goat and says Polly suffers from neurological problems.
The goat isn't the only one in that household with problems.
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Re: 1001 Things About Goats that Annoy coco

Post by coco » Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:26 pm

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