Christmas snoke

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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Yer welcome.

Up in snoke is where my money goes.
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Will this leave a force-ghost in my bowl?
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Execute Order 55.
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TK-421, why aren't you in your own Star Wars Story?
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Wanna buy some death-sticks? Sorry, I don't snoke.
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Christmas snoke

Post by wosbald » Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:12 am

+JMJ+

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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by Cleon » Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:39 am

I will split a tin with you, Rey, and together we can rule the galaxy.
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:39 pm

It says, "snoke."

I can't get past that.

The best part is, you don't give a single <zederated>.

I love that.
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by hugodrax » Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:42 pm

Cleon wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:39 am
I will split a tin with you, Rey, and together we can rule the galaxy.
Huh. All this time I've been calling him "Jake."
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by A_Morley » Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:54 am

What in the hell is going on? Is this the best that you yahoos can come up with after bingeing on eggnog and dad jokes? I will see those of you who I can still stand at the hootenanny. This place is past all hope and dead as far as I'm concerned.

CPS has come to reflect everything I hate about America and since I don't feel like I hate Christianity and pipe smoking that should tell me something. Enjoy what's left of this filth. I'm done.
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by Irish-Dane » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:02 am

We needed one good rage quit to finish 2017 on a high note.

Don't worry folks, he'll be back.
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by Jester » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:03 am

Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:02 am
We needed one good rage quit to finish 2017 on a high note.

Don't worry folks, he'll be back.
:rotfl:
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by Jocose » Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:05 pm

I'm not sure how to vote.
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by wosbald » Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:30 pm

+JMJ+
Jocose wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:05 pm
I'm not sure how to vote.
You select your option and click "Submit".

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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by JimVH » Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:00 pm

Is this a pop culture thing? I don't get it.
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by durangopipe » Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:38 pm

JimVH wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:00 pm
Is this a pop culture thing? I don't get it.
Me either, but I’ve been saying that a lot recently.
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by hugodrax » Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:50 pm

Wos stuck the fork in Morley. I just lost ten clams.
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:02 pm

wosbald wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:30 pm
+JMJ+
Jocose wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:05 pm
I'm not sure how to vote.
You select your option and click "Submit".
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by wosbald » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:24 pm

+JMJ+
wosbald wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:12 am
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Ack!!!

Must fix. Must have Christmas Snoke.

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Ahhhhh …

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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by Cleon » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:46 pm

Easy now. Things are going so well.

And can you fix that avatar?
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by Adam Z » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:43 pm

Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:02 am
We needed one good rage quit to finish 2017 on a high note.

Don't worry folks, he'll be back.
Sadly, it appears not. Moreley's exit was before my time here, but I've enjoyed reading his posts.
I tend to find the doctrinal books often more helpful in devotion than the devotional books.... I believe that many who find that "nothing happens" when they sit down, or kneel down, to a book of devotion, would find that the heart sings unbidden while they are working their way through a rough bit of theology with a pipe in their teeth and a pencil in their hand.
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by rgcurrey » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:18 pm

Adam Z wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:43 pm
Irish-Dane wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:02 am
We needed one good rage quit to finish 2017 on a high note.

Don't worry folks, he'll be back.
Sadly, it appears not. Moreley's exit was before my time here, but I've enjoyed reading his posts.
I hold out hope he will magically come back one day, you know, like the Great Pumpkin.
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Re: Christmas snoke

Post by DepartedLight » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:32 pm

Christmas Snoke sounds like the next bad guy in Star Wars that really needs a bigger Death Star.
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