Theological Dumpster Fires

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Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by infidel » Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:25 pm

New video series from Pirate Christian Radio, worth a watch, if you're into this sort of thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wa0Gx386d0

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Hey DL, reminds me of the good ol' days :twisted:
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:37 pm

:facepalm:

Um,

First, I heard, “Tarot cards.”
Then, I heard, “undercover evangelism.”

Undercover evangelism? Isn’t that an oxymoron?

At any rate, even though the program was going to debunk this movement, whatever it is, I decided this was a dumpster fire I didn’t need to watch.

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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by Skip » Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:31 pm

Thirty-seven minutes?

108 questions?

What do you people do all day?
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:13 pm

F! - blast from the wobbleheaded past.

I made it 6 minutes. Is there an Ashtar Tree reference in there at all? I mean, that’d make it worth it.
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by StoicDetective » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:39 am

How does this crap happen?!

Thought 1:
If these people hold that the Holy Bible is the Word of God and the foundation of our/their faith, then the premise of accepting the knowledge/lessons/etc. contained from the 'front to back cover' must apply. Meaning that 2 Tim 3:16 must be accepted. Leading to acceptance of all scripture counter to sorcery/witchcraft/etc.

Thought 2: (My cynical and sarcastic side, ignore if ya believe I am using the following out of context)
They should study the story of King Saul and the Soothsayer (1 Sam 28:8-25). Be careful what you ask to know and from whom; ya might not like what ya get to hear.

.... I digress and will now return to back to the tobacco and community forums.

Oh, thought 3:
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by infidel » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:34 am

A classic dumpster fire:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beiSK3kxh4U

:rotfl: oh man, good times.
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by elimtaft » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:50 am

durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:37 pm
Undercover evangelism? Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Depends on how it's used probably. It certainly isn't in persecuted areas. Granted, I haven't yet watched the video 'cause I'm at work :)
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by durangopipe » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:07 pm

elimtaft wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:50 am
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:37 pm
Undercover evangelism? Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Depends on how it's used probably. It certainly isn't in persecuted areas. Granted, I haven't yet watched the video 'cause I'm at work :)
I hear you.
In the context of the video . . .

Well, if you can watch the whole thing, let us know.
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:56 pm

infidel wrote:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:25 pm
New video series from Pirate Christian Radio, worth a watch, if you're into this sort of thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wa0Gx386d0

I disclaim all liability for cranial-facial keyboard embedment :egor:

Hey DL, reminds me of the good ol' days :twisted:
So I made it through. Why did you fellows get so angry? Was it at the Australian heretics or the smarmy presenter fellow with the supremely punchable face?

There was a lot of fail all the way around, there.
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by elimtaft » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:06 pm

durangopipe wrote:
elimtaft wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:50 am
durangopipe wrote:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:37 pm
Undercover evangelism? Isn’t that an oxymoron?
Depends on how it's used probably. It certainly isn't in persecuted areas. Granted, I haven't yet watched the video 'cause I'm at work :)
I hear you.
In the context of the video . . .

Well, if you can watch the whole thing, let us know.
Haha I just tried. Promise. Couldn't make it through. Too much a'commentatin' without getting into the details and I ran out of time.

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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by infidel » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:10 pm

Y'all are no fun.
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by hugodrax » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:29 pm

infidel wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:10 pm
Y'all are no fun.
Meh.
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by Del » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:52 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:56 pm
infidel wrote:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 4:25 pm
New video series from Pirate Christian Radio, worth a watch, if you're into this sort of thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wa0Gx386d0

I disclaim all liability for cranial-facial keyboard embedment :egor:

Hey DL, reminds me of the good ol' days :twisted:
So I made it through. Why did you fellows get so angry? Was it at the Australian heretics or the smarmy presenter fellow with the supremely punchable face?

There was a lot of fail all the way around, there.
And much pain.
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:37 pm

infidel wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:10 pm
Y'all are no fun.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOO

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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by DepartedLight » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:40 pm

infidel wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:10 pm
Y'all are no fun.
Hey look! It’s Spanky.
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by Thunktank » Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:31 pm

So a Christian guy wearing a pirate shirt is taking offense from the Evangelical New Age Destiny card thingy?

Christian thingies are truly fun to watch sometimes. :lol:

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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by infidel » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:33 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:40 pm
infidel wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:10 pm
Y'all are no fun.
Hey look! It’s Spanky.
:rotfl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good times :chili:
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by infidel » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:35 am

Thunktank wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:31 pm
So a Christian guy wearing a pirate shirt is taking offense from the Evangelical New Age Destiny card thingy?

Christian thingies are truly fun to watch sometimes. :lol:

And this reminds me that I need to get my unicorn blessed by the bishop.
You dare wade into these waters and dis a Christian wearing pirate swag?
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Re: Theological Dumpster Fires

Post by tuttle » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:55 am

infidel wrote:
Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:35 am
Thunktank wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:31 pm
So a Christian guy wearing a pirate shirt is taking offense from the Evangelical New Age Destiny card thingy?

Christian thingies are truly fun to watch sometimes. :lol:

And this reminds me that I need to get my unicorn blessed by the bishop.
You dare wade into these waters and dis a Christian wearing pirate swag?
Poink?
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