Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:33 pm

Skip wrote:
Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:16 pm
Judge!!!! This one?

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Dlibbon » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:04 am

Is there a reminder post for these? I keep missing them!


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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:14 am

Dlibbon wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:04 am
Is there a reminder post for these? I keep missing them!


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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:33 pm

Who said it?

"Au contraire, I actually had a summer job where I shaved alpacas."
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:59 pm

"I will continue to live in the Portland of your imagination." <mic drop>
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Pepik » Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:01 pm

Skip wrote:
Thu Apr 06, 2017 10:59 pm
"I will continue to live in the Portland of your imagination." <mic drop>
I tell ya, AMJ is one cheeky fellow.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Thu May 04, 2017 9:13 pm

"I didn't even get to wear my hat."
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Thu May 04, 2017 10:11 pm

"I bet there are some fat-asses that would love them some Shakespeare."

"They would love them some turkey legs."
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Thu May 04, 2017 10:27 pm

"You don't even know how we pronounce the state."
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by A_Morley » Fri May 05, 2017 12:16 am

You were graced with the appearance of both a bird and a cat.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Fri May 05, 2017 1:13 am

"Admin rights? I thought you said Advent wreaths."
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:33 am

Not surprisingly, doubles are the shotgun of choice among CPS Hootennanniers. All straddle the fence on the issue of Side x Side vs OU.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Skip » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:24 am

- The next Council of Hats whiskey barrel party will be at hugo's dad's since Skip's such a cheap %^&*

- It's possible to get the new guys to talk with their hands on top of their heads if you play it right

- "Finishing dinner with the wife" - convenient excuse for joining late, or new euphemism?

- We can probably come up with at least a few things the F'n Romans have done for us

- Pepik in a dark room with a blanket on his head and a computer screen reflected in his glasses looks like a portly Sith... Darth Varian

- Dental work can be used in identifying some children
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by UncleBob » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:38 am

Someone in Mississippi is wearing a Cub's cap.

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Seems strange is all.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by JudgeRusty » Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:44 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:38 am
Someone in Mississippi is wearing a Cub's cap.

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Seems strange is all.
Florence is the most discussed town name in two deep South states of late.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:14 pm

JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:44 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:38 am
Someone in Mississippi is wearing a Cub's cap.

Image

Seems strange is all.
Florence is the most discussed town name in two deep South states of late.
Someday I'm going to visit Hot Coffee, MS.

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by rgcurrey » Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:42 pm

One really looks stupid sitting on his front porch with hands on his head . . . . always bring a hat.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by JMG » Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:23 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:14 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:44 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:38 am
Someone in Mississippi is wearing a Cub's cap.

Image

Seems strange is all.
Florence is the most discussed town name in two deep South states of late.
Someday I'm going to visit Hot Coffee, MS.
Only an hour away from me. Let me know when you come this way.
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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by Roadmaster » Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:02 am

JMG wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:23 pm
Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 2:14 pm
JudgeRusty wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 1:44 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:38 am
Someone in Mississippi is wearing a Cub's cap.

Image

Seems strange is all.
Florence is the most discussed town name in two deep South states of late.
Someday I'm going to visit Hot Coffee, MS.
Only an hour away from me. Let me know when you come this way.
Cool, I could then cross off two things on my bucket list.

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Re: Revelations from Last Night's CPS Hootennanny

Post by JudgeRusty » Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:30 pm

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