Cheese in the news
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Hovannes
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Re: Cheese in the news
"What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor."
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Re: Cheese in the news
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
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Re: Cheese in the news
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Hovannes
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Re: Cheese in the news
The Vegans worse cheese nightmare:UncleBob wrote:Vegans have renamed all of their cheese ‘Gary’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP0T5G51LBg
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Re: Cheese in the news
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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Re: Cheese in the news
I'd represent that man in an heartbeat. We must applaud the great American hustler when we see him.Sir Moose wrote:New Jersey man charged with stealing $160G worth of cheese
The hair, though, might just be a dealbreaker.
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Re: Cheese in the news
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Re: Cheese in the news
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Re: Cheese in the news
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Re: Cheese in the news
Like you never saw a Jamaican cheesehead before?hugodrax wrote: ↑Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:42 pmI'd represent that man in an heartbeat. We must applaud the great American hustler when we see him.Sir Moose wrote:New Jersey man charged with stealing $160G worth of cheese
The hair, though, might just be a dealbreaker.
"Utter frogshit from start to finish." - Onyx
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"I shall not wear a crown of gold where my Master wore a crown of thorns." - Godfrey de Bouillon
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Hovannes
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Re: Cheese in the news
the cheeses that GK Chesterton would have known (and loved!)
https://www.forbes.com/2003/02/12/cx_cr ... 5f14b72938
https://www.forbes.com/2003/02/12/cx_cr ... 5f14b72938
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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Re: Cheese in the news
I wasn't sure whether this should be in 'Cheese in the news' or 'Canada in the news,' so I just randomly chose one...
What turns some law-abiding Canadians into smugglers? The high price of imported cheese.
What turns some law-abiding Canadians into smugglers? The high price of imported cheese.
Cheese smuggling is a thing in Canada....
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"When you start talking to people, everyone … well, lots of people do it," says Cecilia Smith, a professional fromager near Toronto.
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
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I know right. You would think they would be smuggling bacon instead of cheese after all Canadian bacon is not bacon at all but ham. Poor Canadians.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:47 pmI wasn't sure whether this should be in 'Cheese in the news' or 'Canada in the news,' so I just randomly chose one...
What turns some law-abiding Canadians into smugglers? The high price of imported cheese.
Cheese smuggling is a thing in Canada....
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"When you start talking to people, everyone … well, lots of people do it," says Cecilia Smith, a professional fromager near Toronto.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
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But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland
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Del
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Canadians are made of ham?rgcurrey wrote: ↑Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:43 pmI know right. You would think they would be smuggling bacon instead of cheese after all Canadian bacon is not bacon at all but ham. Poor Canadians.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:47 pmI wasn't sure whether this should be in 'Cheese in the news' or 'Canada in the news,' so I just randomly chose one...
What turns some law-abiding Canadians into smugglers? The high price of imported cheese.
Cheese smuggling is a thing in Canada....
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"When you start talking to people, everyone … well, lots of people do it," says Cecilia Smith, a professional fromager near Toronto.
"Utter frogshit from start to finish." - Onyx
"I shall not wear a crown of gold where my Master wore a crown of thorns." - Godfrey de Bouillon
"I shall not wear a crown of gold where my Master wore a crown of thorns." - Godfrey de Bouillon
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rgcurrey
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Del wrote: ↑Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:42 pmCanadians are made of ham?rgcurrey wrote: ↑Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:43 pmI know right. You would think they would be smuggling bacon instead of cheese after all Canadian bacon is not bacon at all but ham. Poor Canadians.Sir Moose wrote: ↑Mon Mar 05, 2018 9:47 pmI wasn't sure whether this should be in 'Cheese in the news' or 'Canada in the news,' so I just randomly chose one...
What turns some law-abiding Canadians into smugglers? The high price of imported cheese.
Cheese smuggling is a thing in Canada....
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"When you start talking to people, everyone … well, lots of people do it," says Cecilia Smith, a professional fromager near Toronto.
Well that and I guess imported cheese. Just add with large quantities Molson to it and mix with a hockey stick.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
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I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland
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Re: Cheese in the news
"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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So pretty . . . I would have been constipated for a month if I had my druthers and allowed to sample at will.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland
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UncleBob
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"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Robert A. Heinlein
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." -Mark Twain
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rgcurrey
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Amen brother.
Well I got a job and tried to put my money away
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland
But I got debts that no honest man can pay - B. Springsteen
I've heard microwaved tobacco gets better if you wrap it in foil before you heat it up. - ryland