Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

[JohnnyMcPiperson]

I notice the TV commercials for Lasik Surgery have a lot of fine print across the bottom of the screen.

If you can read the fine print, you probably couldn't benefit from Lasik.

I almost lost control of my coffee on that one!


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[John-Boy]

Just went on a scotter ride with Mrs. JB... road to local "mountain" that has a road up to nice overlook. Sign at the bottom of "mountain"... "NO MOTORCYCLES." Lame.

[coco]

TNLP and I had a spat back in 2015 over fried potatoes. He thinks waffle fries are an acceptable form of fried potatoes and I can't stand them. We've never really resolved that issue and he's quick to bring it up every time we disagree about anything else. Maybe coco could counsel us.

It's not about the nail.

They're two different things. Seriously. Who could ever consider waffle fries as even an unacceptable form of fried potatoes?

OK, you lost me with your quadrupedal negative. Do you like waffle fries or not?

Quadruple? Dude, just because you're in one of "those states" doesn't mean you have to stay crazy all the time. And it isn't even noon yet for you, right?

You have asked for my counsel: Waffle fried are freakin' awesome.

[FredS]

TNLP and I had a spat back in 2015 over fried potatoes. He thinks waffle fries are an acceptable form of fried potatoes and I can't stand them. We've never really resolved that issue and he's quick to bring it up every time we disagree about anything else. Maybe coco could counsel us.

It's not about the nail.

They're two different things. Seriously. Who could ever consider waffle fries as even an unacceptable form of fried potatoes?

OK, you lost me with your quadrupedal negative. Do you like waffle fries or not?

Quadruple? Dude, just because you're in one of "those states" doesn't mean you have to stay crazy all the time. And it isn't even noon yet for you, right?

You have asked for my counsel: Waffle fried are freakin' awesome.

I knew it. You guys always take his side.
We're done here.

[hugodrax]

TNLP and I had a spat back in 2015 over fried potatoes. He thinks waffle fries are an acceptable form of fried potatoes and I can't stand them. We've never really resolved that issue and he's quick to bring it up every time we disagree about anything else. Maybe coco could counsel us.

It's not about the nail.

They're two different things. Seriously. Who could ever consider waffle fries as even an unacceptable form of fried potatoes?

OK, you lost me with your quadrupedal negative. Do you like waffle fries or not?

I wasn't a fan of waffle fries the first few times I had them. I've reformed... but they're best as a vehicle for sauce. A good french fry is a vehicle for salt.

I have found common ground with John Boy.

This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

[mont974x4]

We had dinner with friends this evening and I converted a cigar smoker to pipes. I let him smoke a mix of 1q and lane cherry in last years poy.


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[gaining_age]

I'm working on reviewing the taxes... they've been done but I'm dotting i's and crossing t's. I might be a tad testy...

[DepartedLight]

We had dinner with friends this evening and I converted a cigar smoker to pipes. I let him smoke a mix of 1q and lane cherry in last years poy.


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What kind of cigars did he smoke? Swisher Sweets soaked in other sweet nastiness???

You’ve got yer work cut out for you.

[DepartedLight]

I board in about half an hour to return from The now infamous Not the Chicago Pipe Show Weekend.

Mr. Winton was most kind an gracious. Gabe had an offer that if a rental car was in hand, I probably would have gone over. 2x7 laughed me. A lot. That’s ok. I finally laught at me even more.

I’ll never live this down.

[mont974x4]

We had dinner with friends this evening and I converted a cigar smoker to pipes. I let him smoke a mix of 1q and lane cherry in last years poy.


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What kind of cigars did he smoke? Swisher Sweets soaked in other sweet nastiness???

You’ve got yer work cut out for you.

Actually he smokes Oliva and Alec Bradley’s.


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[Skip]

I board in about half an hour to return from The now infamous Not the Chicago Pipe Show Weekend.

Mr. Winton was most kind an gracious. Gabe had an offer that if a rental car was in hand, I probably would have gone over. 2x7 laughed me. A lot. That’s ok. I finally laught at me even more.

I’ll never live this down.

I thought you were joking.

[Cleon]

I board in about half an hour to return from The now infamous Not the Chicago Pipe Show Weekend.

Mr. Winton was most kind an gracious. Gabe had an offer that if a rental car was in hand, I probably would have gone over. 2x7 laughed me. A lot. That’s ok. I finally laught at me even more.

I’ll never live this down.

I thought you were joking.

[CodeMonkey]

Every time I read the title Mary alone, I hear this song in the back of my mind. No offense intended to Mary or anyone else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKVEOEbvKUs

[TwoXseveN]

I was thoroughly disappointed in the finish to The Masters this year.

[Sir Moose]

I was thoroughly disappointed in the finish to The Masters this year.

That kind of made me want to watch The Master with Lee Van Cleef and Sho Kosugi, which also had a disappointing finish.

[GaryInVA]

This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

This my friend, is one of the greatest lines I've read on CPS. Bravo.

[mont974x4]

This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

This my friend, is one of the greatest lines I've read on CPS. Bravo.

It will now live in infamy.


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[coco]

This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

This my friend, is one of the greatest lines I've read on CPS. Bravo.

Post of the Month, April 2018

[Gabriel]

I’ll never live this down.

That much is true.

[UncleBob]

Insomnia stinks.

That is all.