When I Croak

The part of the church where the silliest things happen. Conversations that sound like they belong in the youth room will be moved here.
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When I Croak

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:43 pm

I don't plan to check out anytime soon or have reason to suspect that I will but we all must go sometime.
If anybody wants to say anything about me (hopefully something good but I'm realistic) may I request on the subject line something on the order of "Roadmaster, Broken Missouri Meerschaum Corn Cob Pipe" if it isn't too much trouble.
Thanks for your consideration and may you always have the wind to your back when you take a leak.

EDIT - Ladies, on the wind thing, I'm not sure if a wind to your back is a good thing or not and I ain't asking.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by JimVH » Fri Apr 06, 2018 7:03 pm

Rough Draft

Of all the people I've ever known, Roadmaster is certainly one of them.



I'm too emotional to go any farther right now. So raw...

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Thunktank » Fri Apr 06, 2018 7:28 pm

Roadmaster wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:43 pm
I don't plan to check out anytime soon or have reason to suspect that I will but we all must go sometime.
If anybody wants to say anything about me (hopefully something good but I'm realistic) may I request on the subject line something on the order of "Roadmaster, Broken Missouri Meerschaum Corn Cob Pipe" if it isn't too much trouble.
Thanks for your consideration and may you always have the wind to your back when you take a leak.

EDIT - Ladies, on the wind thing, I'm not sure if a wind to your back is a good thing or not and I ain't asking.
Yes, but don’t talk like that. I’m still sore over the last one. I really miss the old days around here, and a couple of folks we used to share them with. :(

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Roadmaster » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:57 pm

This thread was in poor taste. I am sorry.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by CodeMonkey » Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:55 pm

Now this is poor taste.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Thunktank » Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:09 am

Poor taste is part of CPS and we like our tick farmer’s poor taste too much for him to be talking about croaking before his time. But if CPS is still around when it’s your turn, I’m sure a Missouri Meerschaum will be mentioned. We know you that well around here. :wink:

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Winton » Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:16 am

My daughter is going to a funeral today for a classmate of a couple years ago. She just walked past me wearing a Grim Reaper tee shirt. I told her that her shirt was ferociously bad taste for today. She agreed with me.

Her high school made the shirts to encourage prom people not to drink and drive. I trust her to wear something appropriate, when she goes out later this morning.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Jocose » Sat Apr 07, 2018 9:37 am

You're a filthy cOBunist but thankfully the Lord forgives all of our sin, if we confess and repent.

Please don't croak anytime soon.
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Re: When I Croak

Post by CodeMonkey » Sat Apr 07, 2018 11:13 am

and when I'm dead, dead and gone,
there'll be one child born and a world to carry on, to carry on.
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play” – Newspaper reporter.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by DepartedLight » Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:34 am

We thought. You was a toad.
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Re: When I Croak

Post by hugodrax » Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:54 am

You can ribbit all you want. Croaking is prohibited.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Del » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:22 am

DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:34 am
We thought. You was a toad.
I have always hoped that my last sound on this earth will be a deep, resonate, bullfrog croak.
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Re: When I Croak

Post by hugodrax » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:25 am

Del wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:22 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:34 am
We thought. You was a toad.
I have always hoped that my last sound on this earth will be a deep, resonate, bullfrog croak.
No fewer than four retorts sprung to mind. Imma let them go.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by Bloodhound » Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:16 pm

hugodrax wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:25 am
Del wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:22 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:34 am
We thought. You was a toad.
I have always hoped that my last sound on this earth will be a deep, resonate, bullfrog croak.
No fewer than four retorts sprung to mind. Imma let them go.
Glad to hear...this is,"Be nice to Del Week"
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Re: When I Croak

Post by hugodrax » Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:18 pm

Bloodhound wrote:
Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:16 pm
hugodrax wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:25 am
Del wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:22 am
DepartedLight wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:34 am
We thought. You was a toad.
I have always hoped that my last sound on this earth will be a deep, resonate, bullfrog croak.
No fewer than four retorts sprung to mind. Imma let them go.
Glad to hear...this is,"Be nice to Del Week"
Well, don't feed him. He will bite you.
Etiam mihi opinio anserem perirent.

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Re: When I Croak

Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:22 pm

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Re: When I Croak

Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:24 pm

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Re: When I Croak

Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:26 pm

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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: When I Croak

Post by UncleBob » Tue Apr 10, 2018 3:27 pm

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"Many of the points here, taken to their logical conclusions, don't hold up to logic; they're simply Godded-up ways of saying "I don't like that." - Skip

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Re: When I Croak

Post by CodeMonkey » Tue Apr 10, 2018 10:50 pm

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