Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:20 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:51 pm
Mrs. UB's book is out!

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This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

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Post by coco » Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:29 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:20 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:51 pm
Mrs. UB's book is out!

:taco:
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by GaryInVA » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:17 pm

coco wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:29 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:20 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:51 pm
Mrs. UB's book is out!

:taco:
Link?
Image
Can I get a signed copy?
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Jocose » Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:43 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:17 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:29 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:20 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:51 pm
Mrs. UB's book is out!

:taco:
Link?
Image
Can I get a signed copy?
:lol:
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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by UncleBob » Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:06 pm

Jocose wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:43 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:17 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:29 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:20 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:51 pm
Mrs. UB's book is out!

:taco:
Link?
Image
Can I get a signed copy?
:lol:
BTW--She wanted me to thank Mrs. Jocose for writing the forward.
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Post by Jocose » Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:30 pm

UncleBob wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:06 pm
Jocose wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:43 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 7:17 pm
coco wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:29 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 1:20 pm
UncleBob wrote:
Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:51 pm
Mrs. UB's book is out!

:taco:
Link?
Image
Can I get a signed copy?
:lol:
BTW--She wanted me to thank Mrs. Jocose for writing the forward.
Here's the Forward in its entirety;

"As always, there is an exception to every rule, Jo is actually untrainable."

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Post by ReverendThom » Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:39 pm

I did not go down to the whiteout street party. I kinda wish I did.ImageImage

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ReverendThom wrote:I did not go down to the whiteout street party. I kinda wish I did.ImageImage

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Post by Skip » Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:57 pm

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by FredS » Thu Apr 12, 2018 12:59 pm

Our tax returns are done. For the first time in perhaps 25 years we'll get refunds from every income taxing authority we're subject to. And, for the first time in 20 years, neither Mrs FredS or I plan to be self-employed this year so we don't have quarterly estimated payments due.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by Thunktank » Thu Apr 12, 2018 2:19 pm

You know what else makes for a good day? Well, bacon with breakfast and bacon with lunch, that’s what!
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Post by GaryInVA » Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:57 pm

I am suppoded to meet up with an esteemed CPS member for lunch on Saturday.
hugodrax wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:19 pm
This, gentlemen, is what it feels like when doves cry.

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Re: Absolutely Useless Facts About Yourself, No One Cares About

Post by JimVH » Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:07 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:57 pm
I am suppoded to meet up with an esteemed CPS member for lunch on Saturday.
Now I feel left out. I thought I was meeting you for lunch.

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Post by GaryInVA » Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:32 pm

JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:07 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:57 pm
I am suppoded to meet up with an esteemed CPS member for lunch on Saturday.
Now I feel left out. I thought I was meeting you for lunch.
I was talking about your better half.
hugodrax wrote:
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Post by sweetandsour » Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:46 pm

GaryInVA wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 6:32 pm
JimVH wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:07 pm
GaryInVA wrote:
Thu Apr 12, 2018 3:57 pm
I am suppoded to meet up with an esteemed CPS member for lunch on Saturday.
Now I feel left out. I thought I was meeting you for lunch.
I was talking about your better half.
What's this? Where are y'all eating?
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Post by JimVH » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:17 pm

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Um... nice.

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Post by mont974x4 » Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:31 am

JimVH wrote:
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Um... nice.
It’s a handful of fly tying tool caddies. Next up is to work on some flag display cases someone requested.


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Post by DepartedLight » Fri Apr 13, 2018 7:26 am

mont974x4 wrote:
Fri Apr 13, 2018 6:31 am
JimVH wrote:
mont974x4 wrote:
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Um... nice.
It’s a handful of fly tying tool caddies. Next up is to work on some flag display cases someone requested.


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:thumbsup: well. ya know. if i cared or something.

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